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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

A Spherical Sponge posted:

I feel like okcupid would be a lot more enjoyable if all of the lovely match questions were replaced with voight-kampff empathy tests

https://twitter.com/alexnpress/status/954479653883957248
https://twitter.com/commiejake/status/954487593495707649

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

lmao

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

lest we forget, chelsea clinton is on the board of the parent company of OKC, which also includes other dating sites and apps

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

https://twitter.com/fchollet/status/954904053149925376

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

this is really, really good tweet for this thread, thank you.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://mobile.twitter.com/Pontifex/status/956126938392772608

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Hot take, there, moral leader of a billion people. Lying is bad. Whoa.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

lying rules, actually

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ikanreed posted:

Hot take, there, moral leader of a billion people. Lying is bad. Whoa.

post your favorite bible verses with the word disinformation, thanks

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



inadvertent hot take on religion

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Finicums Wake posted:

post your favorite bible verses with the word disinformation, thanks

Jesus didn't take the deal from Satan in the wilderness, because he knew it was disinformatsiya.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011


who wouldn't just piss on this thing's screen

gently caress someone give me a million bucks and i'll make one that shows ads where you want people to piss

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

hit the bouncing bitcoin directly for an exclusive personalized credit offer!

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Prav posted:

who wouldn't just piss on this thing's screen

gently caress someone give me a million bucks and i'll make one that shows ads where you want people to piss

Splashback?

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

https://twitter.com/verge/status/956270659352526849

Pizza Segregationist
Jul 18, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrF7v6jfLw

Tunicate
May 15, 2012


So there's an app? Sorta want to see that used in a photoshop phriday.


By which I mean, which goon is gonna make the piss tape first.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lmao

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Tunicate posted:

So there's an app? Sorta want to see that used in a photoshop phriday.


By which I mean, which goon is gonna make the piss tape first.

It's genius- having seen a bunch of fake piss tapes, the public will be totally desensitized by the time the real piss tape is released.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

http://fox17.com/news/local/does-google-home-know-who-jesus-is-brentwood-resident-says-no


quote:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WZTV) —
Audio technology like Google Home and Amazon's Alexa are becoming a dominant source for information.

But now, it appears one of the most common names is unknown to Google Home.

And some people are sounding the alarm about what the technology tells you when you ask about Jesus.

Brentwood resident David Sams owns a Google Home and an Amazon audio speaker. He says both give two different answers when asking "Who is Jesus Christ?"

"I even asked Google who is David Sams? Google knew who I was, but Google did not know who Jesus was, Google did not know who Jesus Christ was, and Google did not know who God was," Sams said.

Smart speakers are a technology owned by about 40 million Americans -- that's about one in six people in the nation.

And this religious conversation at home is making waves on social media.

Comments, videos and test results posted asking "Who is Jesus?"

The general response from Google Home is "I'm not sure how to help you with that."

There's still no response from the Google company on why.

"It's kinda scary, it's almost like Google has taken Jesus and God out of smart audio," Sams said. "First it started with schools."

Google Home refers to Jesus Christ when asking about the Last Supper and even Saint Peter.

And there's plenty of information on the prophet Muhammed, Buddha -- even Satan.

Nashville resident Martin Collins says she thinks this feeds into a bigger problem.

They took prayer out of schools, they think just taking Jesus out of everything is politically correct these days and I think that's the stem of a lot of our problems," Collins said.

Collins has no doubt Google has purposefully programmed Jesus out of its audio speakers.

"To keep from stepping on toes, political correctness," Collin said. "That seems to be more important these days than what's right and what's wrong."

Sams is calling for answers from Google as it's become a main source of information readily available that so many are coming to depend on.

"I don't know if there's some kind of wizard making these decisions or if it's some kind of oversight," Sams said. "But whatever it is, they need to address it immediately."

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



they should try not saying it like a tv preacher

who is jeeeezus-ah

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why are people asking their grown rear end man toy about religious concepts

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/Shitty_Future/status/956856710135771137

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMrX08PxUNY

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Larry Parrish posted:

Why are people asking their grown rear end man toy about religious concepts

cause they be hosed up

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
owning both a google home and Alexa and choosing to ask them about Jesus so you can whine about the answer is the most Brentwood thing imaginable

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what the gently caress i thought we elected trump to fix this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



ok now we have to start a twitter botnet and pump up the "google censors jesus" story until hannity sees it and latches onto it and then talks about it on his show and then trump sees it and focuses on nothing else for a year

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

This is the only Jesus Alexa should know about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9SmEvWSw8c

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Alexa, who is jesus

code:
~someone who hears your prayers, someone who's there~

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
*autodials a prostitute*

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Comrayn posted:

owning both a google home and Alexa and choosing to ask them about Jesus so you can whine about the answer is the most Brentwood thing imaginable

I thought Brentwood was Achewood for a minute there, wewboi!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

White Buddhists are one of the best arguments in favor complete cultural segregation

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

MizPiz posted:

White Buddhists are one of the best arguments in favor complete cultural segregation

it's actually white people with dreadlocks, not that there isn't substantial overlap

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

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