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Platystemon)
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I think this was an episode of Stargate
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Jul 31, 2019 19:15
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I had a friend way back when who used to joke about having a literal facebook, disembodied faces stitched into a rough approximation of the necronomicon I feel like that would have been less damaging to people than the website
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Nov 4, 2019 23:22
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I hope it comes with a tank gun in the trunk that can't be activated without paying $5000 for a firmware update and also isn't documented anywhere or properly licensed
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Nov 22, 2019 08:54
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I don't see what pretending to be a dwarf has to do with the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia Except maybe that society is starting to feel more and more like a game of Dwarf Fortress that's gone on longer than it has any right to and cascade failures are kicking in
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Dec 1, 2019 09:41
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I like the Asimov story where a robot gets stuck doing laps around a lake of bullshit because it can't get any closer without dying but it can't leave before fulfilling its mission so it just does circles until some technicians have to brave the horrible Mercury environment to go fetch it I feel like there's some meaning to be gleaned from this
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Dec 4, 2019 18:58
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I had a roommate with no criminal record deliberately go to the cop shop to get his prints put on file back in like 2006 The cops couldn't figure it out either but they did it anyway
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Dec 8, 2019 10:02
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Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:What if we just start referring to zero emission energy (wind solar hydro nuclear) as "white power." Think we could get a Green New Deal passed before anyone notices? Would you mind if I start working on this in places other than these forums?
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Dec 15, 2019 22:26
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that serving table is thiccer than it needs to be
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Dec 16, 2019 22:33
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Hotbox the pressurized one
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Dec 17, 2019 11:32
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Like everything else in modern society I feel like this is just a conspiracy by the glaziers unions to solidify their position as our glassy overlords
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Dec 18, 2019 08:31
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I hope he pulls it off the wall and eats it
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Dec 18, 2019 08:37
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it's a little known fact that eels have serious substance abuse problems and they've been clean for so long that this is just going to ruin their progress
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Dec 18, 2019 17:47
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When you guillotine a smartphone do you cut off the top with the camera or the bottom with the charging port, because the camera is kind of like an eyeball which is the face but the charging port is like a mouth for electrons which is also the face, asking for a friend
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Dec 20, 2019 23:11
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they didn't even install an air vent what makes you think they're going to install a pod mover arm
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Dec 30, 2019 17:37
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it's 2020 just use your cybernetic augmentations to catch the bullets out of the air and throw them back at the gunman alternately tip your fedora slightly and cut the bullets in half with your katana
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Jan 5, 2020 09:06
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I don't know how my wife functions with how slow she types, it's maddening she types at 65wpm most "good with computers" people type at 6.5 wpm
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Jan 24, 2020 19:44
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Lightning Knight posted:I don’t understand, are these backwards? no I just don't see how a computer toucher can function at speeds that low and the bar is rock bottom for everyone else
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Jan 24, 2020 20:41
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Did that guy who livestreamed a pay-per-view MMA fight by wearing huge reflective sunglasses and streaming the reflection ever get in trouble?
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Feb 27, 2020 09:02
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i'm the parrot, get back to work BAWK
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Mar 13, 2020 06:09
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bike tory posted:Everything about this is great except for the cash tips, that's not safe I either saw this in the video in the article or some other article about it but they showed some dude tossing his trumpbucks in a bucket zip-tied to the front of the stage and the performer gave this awesome fistpump. I feel like this has stopped being stripping and has become elaborate titty busking at this point which feels like the first "this isn't too terrible" thing about this entire year
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Apr 30, 2020 11:21
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Honestly I'm surprised Australia has managed to keep the tiny vegemite layer joke going for as long as they have, they eat that stuff like ice cream down there and vegemite cones (two scoops) are amazing
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May 4, 2020 14:05
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Rutibex posted:The Onions time distortion field is failing and they have resorted to reporting on events only a month or two away. Soon they will just be a normal news agency that's because they can't report news from a future with nothing to report
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May 18, 2020 12:18
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Koishi Komeiji posted:https://twitter.com/NBCDFW/status/1262566379343003652 shouldn't be hard, eating is just reverse making GBS threads
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May 20, 2020 16:10
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if there was a way to easily make a chatbot that was indistinguishable from myself I'd pay good* money for that i'd give it 2 hours before the chatbot successfully convinces me that i'm the computer and he's the one with a skeleton and a nose and whatever other normal human things I have
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Jun 9, 2020 21:52
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I mean they've got chicken mcmuffins now so it's a hard call, do you usher forth an unstoppable plague or do you go without a sack of chicken mcmuffins
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Jun 18, 2020 15:57
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I feel like the buttcoin attack was specifically to discredit everything posted on twitter ever again, probably for lols
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Jul 16, 2020 10:03
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The Sausages posted:One day those will be just some of the bars keeping us on this prison planet this might be more accurate than you think! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_syndrome Wikipedia posted:The Kessler syndrome (also called the Kessler effect,[1][2] collisional cascading, or ablation cascade), proposed by NASA scientist Donald J. Kessler in 1978, is a theoretical scenario in which the density of objects in low Earth orbit (LEO) due to space pollution is high enough that collisions between objects could cause a cascade in which each collision generates space debris that increases the likelihood of further collisions
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Jul 24, 2020 16:03
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just because it sucked worse in the past doesn't mean it's fine now, we should be doing a lot better by now
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Jul 25, 2020 16:31
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Proteus Jones posted:Elon Musk and the Slaves of Mars. I actually expect his space ships would wind up with a slow leak somewhere that's hard to find, like a bolt in a corner under some poo poo that wasn't torqued to spec and also wasn't the right size bolt to begin with but it doesn't start leaking until they're like 6 weeks into their journey alternately, they get into a crash with that car he launched into space in the before-times
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Jul 27, 2020 06:18
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Chard posted:we're safe from extinction for now, because floating umbilical ghosts arent haunting the poo poo out of looks like I need to call the landlord then if this isn't happening for everyone
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Jul 27, 2020 18:42
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soon we will have another sad thread when the bird flu thread starts up
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Jul 27, 2020 19:28
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i'm impressed anyone still remembers 4v4 tic tac toe
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Jul 28, 2020 14:33
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I have a poor peoples modular vehicle, an old 4 wheel drive with a trailer hitch you can even buy expansion modules for it from decrepit farmers on the side of the road if you happen to need a "smells like horse" trailer module not electric though but electric isn't helpful where I live because the grid is coal powered
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Jul 29, 2020 15:38
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Pulcinella posted:From a few pages ago but I feel you could probably make some kind of horror comedy about ghosts losing their because no one can tell the difference between their home being haunted and their lovely IOT devices working like garbage. There is also probably some joke in there about evil spirits not having anyone to haunt because Millennials can’t afford homes/there haven’t been any vengeful spirits created in twenty years because no can can afford a home to be grizzly murdered in. I like this for several reasons one is that it's loving hilarious and shits all over the internet of things nonsense, I don't understand the kind of person who would want a Smalt for example, or one of those phone-tethered juice press machines that squeezes a bag of expensive juice into a glass and costs four hundred dollars after selling all your phone data to advertising companies and gently caress don't get me started on smart thermostats that stop working when the company declares bankruptcy 6 months after you get it installed the other is that I picture "grizzly murdered" as in a bear kool-aid-mans through my front door and mauls me to death
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Jul 29, 2020 20:33
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you can save a ton of time when you microwave your steak if you put the onions in with it
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Aug 3, 2020 18:35
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Centrist Committee posted:this is happening in medicine and everything else too, all the corporations in America just realized work doesn’t matter anymore, number still goes up I still feel like a crazy person every time I get caught up on current events and then try to talk to anyone I know outside of a few small corners of the internet and they act like nothing's wrong, I absolutely 100% agree with  but i'll be damned if I can find anyone else around here who sees how everything is going wild
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Aug 10, 2020 07:54
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if I get robot-murdered because I torrented Sonic the Hedgehog i'm going to be pissed
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Aug 11, 2020 20:03
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so food for thought: you're in prison with a comically long sentence, well past your natural life expectancy, and let's say you hosed up real bad so now you're in solitary you're in year 50 of your sentence and then you just keel over dead one morning, except now the year is 2022 and they are testing brain-fixing-jelly on prisoners because this is hellworld, so you pop back up ready to serve the next 400 years of your sentence also the brain goo is expensive as hell so that cuts into funds for everything else, so now your cell is slightly darker and your only food is nutraloaf, so now not only do you have several lifetimes worth of boredom to look forward to, the food is bland and it's uncomfortably damp and the light flickers at semi-regular intervals edit: I need to stop revising my shitposts so many times because six (9) posters beat me to the punch
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Aug 13, 2020 20:10
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taqueso posted:
there's actually been lawsuits saying nutraloaf is cruel and unusual punishment, it seems like for optimizing suffering you'd feed them nutraloaf but not enough to actually stave off hunger entirely, so it both sucks because it sucks and it sucks because you're being food tortured
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Aug 13, 2020 20:14
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hobbesmaster posted:literally one of the "o'brien must suffer" ds9 episodes poo poo I knew I was ripping something off Tulip posted:Is this the plot to Dark Souls? I never got past the tutorial. just about! poo poo I knew I was ripping something off
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Aug 13, 2020 20:30
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