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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Cyberpunk] The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade
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Nov 4, 2009
 In a mental hospital possibly maybe getting sectioned lmao'ing at the goose posts

(e; didn't get sectioned, got the pills I wanted instead)

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 if you click the link you assimilate and become a Kris*




*model may vary between Helen, Susan, Mary and Veronica depending on your base stats

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Ihmemies posted:

How do you arrange the blood supply for multiple penises? I’d imagine you’d need at least like 2-3 extra hearts as your skin’s penis coverage increases, eventually covering the whole body.

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But Dr. Billy Cohn and Dr. Bud Frazier at the Texas Heart Institute say they have developed a machine that could avoid all that with simple whirling rotors — which means people may soon get a heart that has no beat.

Inside the institute's animal research laboratory is an 8-month-old calf with a soft brown coat named Abigail. Cohn and Frazier removed Abigail's heart and replaced it with two centrifugal pumps.

"If you listened to her chest with a stethoscope, you wouldn't hear a heartbeat," says Cohn. "If you examined her arteries, there's no pulse. If you hooked her up to an EKG, she'd be flat-lined."

Pulse less mechanical mega boner

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 Hidden Turk Crouching Byzantine

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 The Clown Rebellion of 2025; No they weren't wearing clown make-up, but they were clowning and they changed nothing

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Ham Equity posted:

I mean, on the one hand, definitely heretical at best, almost certainly blasphemous.

On the other hand, is there really anything the AI is doing that a priest doesn't? And I think it'll be a lot harder for the AI to molest children, so overall, seems like a win.

Those replika ai waifus got pretty dark so I wouldn't dismiss it entirely

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > [Cyberpunk] The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade