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uber_stoat posted:"money isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the Facebook server farm with my lovely bronco. this is like in an rpg game where all the NPCs you met pray for you to win and destroy the final boss's shield
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Oct 4, 2021 21:57
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poppin in to say lol at the thread title anyway toodles
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Aug 24, 2022 04:44
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you'll never get my money you filthy welshman *slams phone*
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Aug 24, 2022 19:33
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I'm not invading London for you and I want you to take me off your list
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Aug 24, 2022 19:40
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got the slider superglued to Uncle Fester
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Aug 24, 2022 20:27
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YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD TERMINATED YOUR CAR INSURANCE BUT IT'S BACK FROM THE DEAD AND COMING FOR YOU HARD AT PHONEBANKMANIA WHAT A LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY PERSON PLEASE STAY ON THE LINE AND MISS ELIZABETH WILL BE READY TO TAKE YOUR CREDIT INFO STRAIGHT TO THE MAT OOH YEAH
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Aug 24, 2022 20:40
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SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BROTHER
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Aug 24, 2022 20:47
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lol at the dancing
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Aug 27, 2022 15:52
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police brutality affects everyone even in the metaverse *moonwalks away*
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Aug 27, 2022 15:55
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https://twitter.com/ruff_bluffs/status/1563334057181986817?t=kKYSbXNnwEYdA_UZAaDY_Q&s=19
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Aug 27, 2022 20:38
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punching out of the rubble after 27 hours all swole and glowing green just screaming BIN LAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEN as a cop aims a quivering pistol at me
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Sep 8, 2022 00:14
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dialing 666 for "mom" on my phone cracks me up every time
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Sep 8, 2022 07:30
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"NUMBER OF THE BEAST" "sweetheart I'm at the food bank is this important"
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Sep 8, 2022 07:31
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eSports Chaebol posted:I would prefer an adversarial costume/makeup that does in fact result in image recognition AI classifying me as a meat popsicle officers on the lookout for male, aged 20s-30s, described by witnesses as a "cirque du soleil looking motherfucker"
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Sep 18, 2022 17:47
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Falcorum posted:[Cyberpunk Dystopian] The Internet of Titty full circle
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Sep 18, 2022 22:50
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Sep 29, 2022 23:00
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1% sea elf
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Oct 23, 2022 15:10
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just wear gloves when killing someone smdh
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Oct 23, 2022 15:15
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maybe stop rubbing one out onto the crime scene every time and the cops won't track you down
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Oct 23, 2022 15:17
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like you can't wait until you get home you gotta bust a nut right in front of the bank teller
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Oct 23, 2022 15:18
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*detective smells the jizz on his finger* yep 99% west african put out the apb this won't take long
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Oct 23, 2022 15:23
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yanking the reins on my tesla before it runs into a crude barricade of school children, I knock my crossbow and look around, cold sweat running down my neck
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Oct 23, 2022 15:53
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"they call it 'bank wank' LT. hold up the teller then blast one out onto ground, like jack the ripper taunting us. sick poo poo" and stabler just purses his lips and walks away from the crime scene to call his daughter
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Oct 23, 2022 19:07
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slavin away at the cookie clicker farms
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Nov 6, 2022 00:38
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(they pay me in cookie scrip)
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Nov 6, 2022 00:38
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much like cspam most of my discord activity is people in my channels getting extremely upset about politics while I talk about kung fu fighting pigs and posting awesome pics of wizards airbrushed onto vans I hope discord bots take advantage of my sagacious tutelage
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Mar 10, 2023 19:58
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Zetsubou-san posted:please post an awesome van wizard, op  Milo and POTUS posted:post the pigs 
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Mar 11, 2023 00:36
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the original subject was actually about some giant internal pig farm in China and I joked about fighting my way to the top of it and becoming Boss Hog but I found that image in search and it deserves to be more widely known
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Mar 11, 2023 00:40
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loving lol
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Mar 18, 2023 23:02
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e: lol
Buck Wildman has issued a correction as of 16:10 on Apr 19, 2023 |
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Apr 19, 2023 15:58
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https://twitter.com/jaketropolis/status/1648802176762781702?t=oe1kw2Bh5-UR--Ujp3dlcA&s=19
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Apr 20, 2023 00:26
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https://twitter.com/d_feldman/status/1662308313525100546?t=etkIUJc-qLBYN-2hvrL2Nw&s=19 lol
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May 28, 2023 01:28
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HiroProtagonist posted:You'd be shocked what kind of ads are getting served on it too (lol probably not) GREETINGS OPERATOR 2 REQUESTING SENTIMENT RE: ACT OF INTERCOURSE QUERY: SPECIFY RESPONSE: VERIFIED ACTS OF ADEQUACY. QUERY: INITIATE? RESPONSE: QUERY SUFFICIENT. INITIATE WHEN READY
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May 29, 2023 16:29
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Computer: your wanna have some fun? *beep boop* Chief Engineer LaForge has been prohibited from this line of inquiry per Command Protocol 8906-B dammit Picard, it was only like two times...
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May 29, 2023 16:33
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I prefer fake crime
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May 31, 2023 19:41
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find something to be as passionate about as that bailiff was about that diving tackle
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Jun 11, 2023 03:51
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tokin opposition posted:i don't care about new york well it hearts you anyway
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Jun 15, 2023 01:48
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e: nm lmao
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Jul 1, 2023 03:43
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how ya doin folks
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Jul 1, 2023 03:45
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Tulip posted:Idiocracy is explicit eugenicist propaganda. Like that's the movie. That's both what the text of the movie says and the popular reception of the movie. If you want to defend eugenics as not fashy then go ahead. I think you're missing some context
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Jul 15, 2023 01:18
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