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who wouldn't just piss on this thing's screen gently caress someone give me a million bucks and i'll make one that shows ads where you want people to piss
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Jan 24, 2018 15:32
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hit the bouncing bitcoin directly for an exclusive personalized credit offer!
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Jan 24, 2018 15:34
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Kurtofan posted:Wheres my neon wife dammit 私たちはできるだけ安らかなサイバーパンクディストピアに住んでいます https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeKTVFgw1hM
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Feb 20, 2018 01:25
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Rigged Death Trap posted:THEN WHERES MY VR SEX HELEMT dude they're hitting the market right now
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Feb 28, 2018 16:30
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poor guy can't even afford pants
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Mar 14, 2018 14:16
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i don't buy games all the time but no one seems to particularly notice
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Jun 11, 2018 22:12
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Over Easy posted:this lovely world wouldn't be half as lovely if science bitches didn't get cucked by so entirely by the police state oh please, they know what they're doing
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Jun 15, 2018 23:08
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coming soon: google home streaming. for a monthly fee a local node will be installed in your living room that you can stream your games from. comes with an integrated microphone for
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Jun 29, 2018 22:14
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incidentally old hollywood killed a lot of people
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Jul 5, 2018 01:17
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if you can't find a solid brain-frier to order over the internet that's entirely because you're not really trying
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Jul 15, 2018 15:01
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i would 100% buy a parody bot to give to my brother
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Aug 5, 2018 11:18
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   Crusader posted:i missed the civil war that caused coke zero to secede from the empire of coca-cola it's a dominion of the crown
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Aug 6, 2018 11:29
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gimme a sec, i've got the script for a l&o episode where the criminal wears a tinfoil glove around here somewhere
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Aug 9, 2018 22:29
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a highly paid nerd is a piece of poo poo
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Aug 12, 2018 00:02
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i'd ask why a critical public service like the fire department isn't on a state-level publicly negotiated contract with appropriate service level guarantees but i'm pretty sure the answer is america
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Aug 22, 2018 00:52
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Sep 9, 2018 18:24
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Loel posted:Just hold it in. Shift's over in 10 hours
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Sep 11, 2018 02:10
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univbee posted:Remember the time when Family Guy stole someone's NES gaming footage and put it in an episode unedited, causing YouTube's ContentID system to auto-takedown the video that was uploaded years earlier, basically immediately when the episode aired? i remember when they told me in school that copyright applies to works created by anyone, even me man i got told a lot of lies as a kid
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Sep 12, 2018 23:32
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hobbesmaster posted:YouTube’s system doesn’t actually work on DMCAs, they just take down whatever some people ask them to automatically unless you report something uploaded by a rich person (that google realizes is owned by a rich person)
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Sep 13, 2018 03:19
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linking people's phone numbers to their search history, something google definitely does not already do in the entire world
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Sep 15, 2018 03:05
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Control Volume posted:Thats a lot of steps when you can just break a window neighbors aren't gonna give a poo poo if you just walk in the front door normally though poo poo pull up in a moving van or something
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Sep 18, 2018 20:03
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as accuracy in premium rates increase, the value of the insurance decreases, as it starts to offer the customer nothing
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Sep 20, 2018 16:32
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wait i just remembered how us medical price fixing works lmao
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Sep 20, 2018 16:34
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did that dude pay three and a half bucks for a loving chocolate bar
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Sep 29, 2018 15:31
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gonna take that as a "very"
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Sep 30, 2018 02:53
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:SOCIALIZE THE SOCIAL MEDIA no blow it up
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Oct 5, 2018 00:18
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dude became 96. i ain't crying for the tragedy
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Oct 5, 2018 05:13
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we should all be so loving lucky
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Oct 5, 2018 05:14
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Taintrunner posted:
you're like st peter, at the gates of heaven telling us that no, our souls are wicked
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Oct 9, 2018 08:42
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smart kid. ahead of the curve.
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Oct 11, 2018 11:40
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gonna take a short break from "shittiest" and move over to "lamest" - just got a receipt number in hexadecimal
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Oct 13, 2018 12:15
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around here we just call those "headphones"
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Oct 17, 2018 15:28
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Do your headphones also block out your peripheral vision so you don't get spooked by the internally combusted automocars? oh no i use a regular phone for that
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Oct 17, 2018 16:40
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the implication here is that the internal auditors are not also cia, which is obviously nonsensical
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Oct 21, 2018 12:46
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that one's like 15 years old now isn't it fakeedit: 11
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Oct 21, 2018 23:16
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while i see what you're getting at, not having the check the traps except when you get a notification is pretty convenient. "no-see disposal" is more hosed up if you ask me.
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Oct 22, 2018 10:01
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mouse, shrew, rat, rabbit, hare. the list goes on - if it looks like a rodent, it dies. i wonder if south-american cats drag home capybaras
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Oct 22, 2018 18:34
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Crusader posted:speaking of there's not many technologies that have me more concerned than automated face recognition
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Oct 24, 2018 01:53
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Media Bloodbath posted:Some psychologists & psychiatrists are currently looking into using phone keyboard data (eg type speed, word usage, etc) to predict mood swings of people with bipolar disorder. after the move to xenforo you will get probed before you hit the post button
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Oct 24, 2018 10:23
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facebook did secret medical experiments on unconsenting people, likely killing several.
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Oct 24, 2018 13:39
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