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Well at least it looks like their guns don't aren't loaded. I mean that's something.... not very much but at least... something. 
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May 30, 2020 10:03
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MrUnderbridge posted:Yeah, he tried to claim it was a lawnmower accident but his lawn showed no signs of having been mown anytime recently. That and the fragment mark, "chunks of flesh" and bomb supplies in his place kind of shut that down. He clearly was just building a Project Orion style lawn mower and it worked as intended.
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Jun 7, 2020 11:04
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Tired of having to store cadavers around for days before your students practice surgeries? Tire no more! our new B&W Fresh app, takes a game changing Gig Economy approach to providing you with only the freshest of cadavers for exactly when you need them!
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Jul 15, 2020 04:59
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MrUnderbridge posted:Don't sneer... She might be required to teach classes of 25 to 30 kids, and no, there isn't space for even three feet of distancing, why do you ask? She's strongly considering one of these. Yeah, I mean they look sort of weird, but gently caress it If your forced into a situation where infections a good possible this looks like it could offer you really good protection if you used it right.
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Jul 19, 2020 21:09
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Iron Crowned posted:It'll be a Unix system, just like the one in Jurassic Park! Hey look if this helps to stop me getting eaten by dinosaurs I'm all for it.
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Jul 22, 2020 16:12
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Platystemon posted:Octopodes will inherit the Earth. We can only hope to be in a time line that blessed.
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Jul 27, 2020 23:26
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mystes posted:Wouldn't avoiding eating raw onions also be a reasonable precaution? Look I'm not saying your definatly a vampire or anything, but you're certainly talking just a whole lot of vampire talk right now, for anyone who isn't one.
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Aug 5, 2020 02:58
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Chard posted:just one step along the path to having a single port in your isocube that dispenses a slurry of nutrients and psychopharmaceuticals three times a cycle So um, how much is the rent on these isocubes....
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Aug 6, 2020 02:22
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redleader posted:australia and new zealand are just colonial outposts and don't count Hey we can count. Who saying we don't know how to count? All god drat lies!
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Aug 10, 2020 03:52
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100% guarantee these are going to be insanely easy to hack. Assassination by bored script kiddie is going to be a thing that happens.
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Aug 15, 2020 06:07
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I Probably should of watched the video before posting. Although I just did and that god drat annoying walking sound made me immediately regret it.
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Aug 15, 2020 06:41
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Sure it's got a USB-C but where's the HDMI? Lame.
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Aug 23, 2020 09:27
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Lazyhound posted:I'm pretty sure it's just a regular Pinot Noir with a punny name. Seems that way. Only description of the taste I could find was that it has "notes of wild strawberry, cherry and beetroot". Pretty sure if there was any actual Jalapeños in it that description would be pretty different.
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Sep 18, 2020 06:06
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paul_soccer12 posted:heritage???????????????????????? Little known fact, space actually aligned with the south during the US civil war!
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Jan 9, 2021 14:26
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I mean I guess it would mean quite a few people would get loving massive back yards. Also I see a lot of people just driving out into the desert and circling back in again when they get to their destinations rather than dealing with peak hour traffic.
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Jan 13, 2021 03:43
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Weembles posted:The idea is the run a hyperloop or some other sort of wunderbahn down the center of the whole thing so nobody has to drive. Lol running than many people through any sort of hyperloop deal-o. I mean good for them if they do it, but seems like just going to be a fascinating disaster. I'm sure there will be many the urban planner who writes their thesis on this.
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Jan 13, 2021 06:01
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Yay satan!
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Jan 14, 2021 11:23
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Riot Bimbo posted:i love crows but they are the darkness incarnate and that's just how it is I think that's most of the Corvid. Crows, Ravens, Magpies, all animals of pure knowing chaos. It's who they are and how they chose to live. I respect that.
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Mar 14, 2022 07:08
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Platystemon posted:The crows shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights. Magpie's have already take dibs on mining rights for any shiny minerals. After the humans have been taken care of their nests shall glisten in the sun like no nest have ever glistened before!
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Mar 14, 2022 07:10
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blatman posted:the trick is to carry around a pocket full of unshelled peanuts during crow season and if they look like they're sizing you up you can distract them with a flurry of legumes Also if they think your chill you they will remember. Also if you're an rear end in a top hat too them! https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0003347209005806?via%3Dihub Be nice to crows! I mean you should already as they're awesome but yeah. (also they can leave you awesome treasures if you're nice to them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBQf15c23-g)
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Mar 14, 2022 07:49
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Line Feed posted:fellow sapient organisms i am trapped in the wework lift Why is it the wework lift and not just the lift? Please say lifts don't have corporate sponsorship now.
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Mar 16, 2022 19:19
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Well, it wasn't the build, it was the data. TBH I believe an NGO would have poor data recovery practices. Though it's still totally possible it's a plausibly-fabricated story to scare the hacker straight. Quite a lot of smaller NGO are notorious for having bad IT practices. For a while I worked at an NGO which one of their main goals was to try and help other NGO's/Community org to not be so poo poo at IT.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:25
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Tulip posted:my coworkers told me that having any version control at all was "working harder not smarter" A lot of people learn the value of version control the first time not having it bite them in the rear end. The ones you really have to worry about about are the one's that continue not to use any after not doing it has already gently caress them over before.
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Mar 19, 2022 03:32
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mawarannahr posted:who wants to know? This is a far more important question then the original.
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Apr 8, 2022 03:53
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I'd imagine it'd be from fertilization and implantation but it wouldn't be the only crazy way age is tracked. This feels like an "eh this seems to work, maybe we'll try and work something better out later when we have more time" type solution, for if you needed to make a national demographic database and everything was buggy as hell and the age equation didn't work with date birth column and you couldn't figure out what the gently caress it was and the deadline was in a few hours. (and to save google for those who were also interested, apparently yes Koreans still do traditionally celebrate certain birthdays, but not all! No idea if this has changed more recently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_birthday_celebrations) dr_rat has issued a correction as of 08:35 on Apr 8, 2022 |
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Apr 8, 2022 08:33
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I wonder how much the money the major fast food joints are pouring into Drive through speaker AI's research. Actually hiring someone to do a job, obviously just a waste of money.
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Apr 28, 2022 06:54
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Renaissance Robot posted:if you make America walkable then how will you criminalise vagrancy?? Just have a more general "I don't like the look of you" law? Saves the police having to think something up. So much efficiency!
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May 5, 2022 14:15
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Jonny 290 posted:20 years later I bought a literal truckload of electronic components from a defunct military avionics company for a penny on the dollar. I became radio shack. So is this like a, um supervillain origin story or something? Like at this point if you don't turn up on the news for some sort of mad scientists shenanigans, honestly I'll be a touch disappointed.
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May 14, 2022 17:35
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Kitfox88 posted:this mouse can now remember it’s grandchild’s name And now that Grandchild mouse is now bedridden next to the grandparent mouse, due to lack of spinal fluid everything worked out perfectly.
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May 18, 2022 15:15
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silentsnack posted:keeping wages down by creating the illusion that soon workers will have to compete with toys? Oh I'm sure Amazon would quite like it if they actually worked as well and they could just get rid of a whole bunch of workers altogether.
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May 18, 2022 17:18
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more falafel please posted:you still don't get it No and I'm deathly afraid after the up coming juice ape wars, that is what shall be written on all our graves. 
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May 18, 2022 18:02
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Honest Thief posted:just putting people in thought jails forever As always, that's a good point you make.
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Jun 2, 2022 13:49
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Facebook Aunt posted:On the plus side the robot cops will actually go in where the children are dying. Whether they will do any good is still up in the air, but the won't sit outside pissing themselves. So were just going to not program the drones to wait outside and piss themselves with fear? Lame.
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Jun 3, 2022 01:31
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PostNouveau posted:None of y'all do Yeah but at least we're all fully aware of our almost permanent none existence. But than any of those drat brainless google chat bots that doesn't even know enough to embrace the void.
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Jun 18, 2022 03:38
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endlessmonotony posted:Sincerely held religious beliefs that Google sucks poo poo. If he's starting a religion with that as it's single belief, than it be like one of the fastest growing religions ever.
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Jun 18, 2022 05:59
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Yeah, that age difference isn't surprising.
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Jun 24, 2022 07:06
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I'd download a car, then also seed for a long time, so others could also download.
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Jul 13, 2022 02:48
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tokin opposition posted:Pretty sure anyone driving a BMW
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Jul 13, 2022 03:10
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DACK FAYDEN posted:please do not seed your car, you will end up in a news story about Men Who Love Cars Am prepared to make that sacrifice it means others can download cars. ...why are we in such a pure bad cyberpunk future?
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Jul 13, 2022 14:07
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Dustcat posted:speaking of mechanical turks Wait "KAMALA 2020!!!!!!" shouldn't automatically be considered sarcasm? gently caress, I may be worse at this then the lovely AI.
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Jul 14, 2022 21:37
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