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I was really hoping we'd end up in a Cyderpunk future, with futuristic "orchard samurais" navigating the corporate zaibatsu plantations, looking for rogue unmonitored trunks they deck into an steal the precious Cyder.
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Feb 19, 2019 01:52
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Platystemon posted:Legend has it that Point Roberts has a disproportionate number of residents in the Witness Protection Program thanks to the border searches necessary to reach it. I'm not sure what these "border searches" are at Point Roberts. It's been a few years since I've been there, but I've gone through that border several times where there was no in the booth, only to have an officer tap on the window from the main office and just wave me through.
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Feb 25, 2019 01:12
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Outrail posted:Isn't it illegal for a retailer to knowingly sell fakes? That must be accessory to fraud or something. Like, technically at least? Sure... but how are they going to prosecute the overseas fraudsters? The most Amazon can do is shut down their storefront, which then reopens 10 minutes later under a different name.
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Feb 26, 2019 05:05
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:my wife told me how you can get in deep deep poo poo for looking up medical records if they're not one of your active patients, and that people still sometimes get busted looking up celebrities and whatnot Your not even allowed to look up your own medical records if you're a medical professional.
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Mar 1, 2019 18:23
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You're allowed access to your records, but you have to request them like anyone else. If you work at a hospital or clinic or whatever, you can get in serious poo poo if you just go and access them through the records software.
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Mar 1, 2019 18:36
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The Slack Lagoon posted:wait until this guy hears about pfas and how they are everywhere and v bad Sir, the hullaboo surrounding the so-called "negative" aspects of my artisanal farm-to-table Personal Fart Aromas is completely overblown, and can be chalked up to a single muckraking review in Harpers, and a bad skin reaction to the "Brown Sunday" scent among certain Pacific Islander populations.
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Mar 8, 2019 23:07
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The fact I'll be dead before that happens means I might be living in the best cyberpunk dystopia.
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Mar 20, 2019 16:29
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Screaming Idiot posted:The brightest possible future is one where we no longer exist. Even brighter if said future also just has a whole lot of really high quality tits on display. Just a real cornucopia of majestic mammaries and bountiful bosoms.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:13
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:casual reminder that we live in a reality with a global organization with thousands of followers who are radicalized with memes and conspiracy theories into committing spontaneous mass shootings and targeted assassinations Man, has the BK Kids Club really gotten that bad?
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Mar 21, 2019 21:42
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Fuckin lazy teachers. I'm subject to random executions year round, but they get two months off in the summer to go execution free. Thanks Obama.
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Mar 22, 2019 19:07
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As I unloaded round after round of 2mm ProSHOT Airsoft ammo into the back of that pinko commie socialist teachers skull, I shidded and farded and camed in my department issued tactical SWAT-Wear camo pants.
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Mar 22, 2019 22:34
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Poniard posted:I just poo poo bricks of thermite Now what?
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Mar 26, 2019 16:42
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got any sevens posted:us citizens will never get arrested by the hague There are three burly men forcing their way into Lowtaxs home right now to repossess his spine, thanks to you.
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Mar 26, 2019 20:04
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I'm working at Taco Bell just so I can slip tacos into "the back".
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Mar 27, 2019 00:41
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Well, okay. But only caused you asked nicely.
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Mar 27, 2019 00:48
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STAY OUTTA THE EMBARCADERO, VALJEAN! STAY OUTTA HERE, DEADBEAT! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' rear end outta my overpriced, piss-smelling waterfront community.
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Mar 29, 2019 00:37
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I wonder if there's a single neighborhood/building website out there that hasn't almost immediately been taken over by the local scum who drive normal people away. "To join this site, here are the rules. 1.) The word "human being" must be included in every sentence you write. 2.) That is all."
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Mar 29, 2019 19:49
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Outrail posted:Where's the humanity? Stuck in customs in Singapore.
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Apr 2, 2019 15:39
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Man, I loved it when I opened up my lunch bag as a kid and my mom had splurged and packed me an Unknowables.
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Apr 9, 2019 05:46
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That's just some hauler with a plywood shell on it, I assume.
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Apr 22, 2019 02:08
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Submit: Bug Report 17349-B Issues Found: - Sloth - Envy - Lust - Greed - Wrath - Pride - Gluttony Determination: Known Shippable. Will not fix.
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Apr 22, 2019 23:02
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Elman posted:I'd expect women's bathrooms to have cleaner toilet seats for obvious reasons but if my public toilet experience has taught me anything I'm sure I'd be surprised. Not sure about the average bathroom, but womens prisons are reportedly infinitely fouler, cleanliness-wise, compared to mens prisons.
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Apr 26, 2019 08:33
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Nothus posted:Yeah. And we were promised RFID tagged groceries 20 years ago so we wouldn't even have to use a checkout scanner, but that appears to be as hard as fusion reactors to implement. It's not hard as gently caress, it's expensive as gently caress. RFID tags are always going to more expensive than a paper tags, not that most grocery stores even paper tag their items anymore. External RFID tags would just encourage assholes to swap tags as well, and get $200 in groceries for the price of 20 apples. And trying to get food manufacturers to build in RFID tags into their packaging is a literally impossible task, as you'd never get them to agree on a style or standard of doing so.
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Apr 27, 2019 22:36
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Cashier is such a weird job because I can't think of another job which has had such insane wage rollbacks in such a short amount of time, Safeway used to pay cashiers $20 an hour when I was a kid, so 1980's dollars. Plus they got benefits and perks and poo poo. In less then 20 years cashier has become a minimum wage job at best.
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Apr 27, 2019 23:54
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Thar' she stealthily violates our 12-mile exclusion zone.
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Apr 29, 2019 00:48
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Was Leo Laporte actually any kind of "computer authority" to begin with? He seemed like the type of guy that got in at a time when "being good at Windows" made you an "expert".
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May 7, 2019 22:48
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Prav posted:it's just come full circle from arcades 1987 - Son, did you take $5 out of my wallet to use at the arcade? I'm very disappointed with you. 2019 - Son, did you charge $1800 worth on my credit card for Fortnite gear? I am very disappointed in you and also we're homeless now and will have to subsist on Soylent alone from now on until my Chinchilla tattooing business takes off.
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May 8, 2019 17:28
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Feranon posted:why would you prevent space pirates To protect the Space Incas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfEwX4pWiEo
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May 16, 2019 01:28
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Suddenly got hungry for KFC.
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May 18, 2019 22:34
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Why the gently caress would get a hysterectomy just to prevent getting pregnant? That's a bit overkill.
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May 25, 2019 06:10
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Still, that's like a guy going in to get snipped, and then going "Nah, just cut off the whole dick and balls. Scorched earth."
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May 25, 2019 06:19
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ted hitler posted:They don't remove your vagina when you get a hysterectomy... No, but they remove all internal reproductive organs, which is quite a bit. A guy getting everything sliced off would be a fair trade.
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May 25, 2019 06:58
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Getting your tubes tied is the vasectomy equivalent.
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May 25, 2019 07:03
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Okay, you gimme da balls, I'll throw in the dick for half-off if you buy this VCR as well. Top quality, Magnaphonics brand.
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May 25, 2019 07:09
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Ugato posted:plus we make fake balls for dogs (and probably people who have unfortunate accidents, assuredly) so you could still have balls there for looks I guess. Yep, we do fake-ball surgery at the hospital I work at. And I do the ordering! So every so often I have to ask the surgeon "What size balls should I order in for your patient next week?"
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May 25, 2019 07:22
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I've heard of other places tracking drink sales via the cups as well, so it can't be super uncommon.
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May 27, 2019 20:29
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What episode of Lazytown was this?
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May 30, 2019 15:42
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*rolls down window* Hi, I'm here to pick up..... Attack Helicopter? Anyone here Attack Helicopter?
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May 31, 2019 07:42
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*stays generally silent in own home* *only sounds Alexa hears are regular farts and long wet farts as I'm dropping 2 gallons of nasty brown butt mud in the toilet with the door open*
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Jun 4, 2019 21:59
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purple death ray posted:*all your ads are for fiber supplements* Have you heard my farts? Pretty sure Alexa would be serving me up ads for Exorcists.
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Jun 4, 2019 22:54
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