[Cyberpunk] The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

rise and grind, time to get that brud

# ¿ Oct 6, 2021 20:30

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 10:18

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/tsimonite/status/1448682616945668100 oh it's time for the seasonal car migrations

# ¿ Oct 14, 2021 19:42

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Frosted Flake posted:

The government just denied our class action because the malaria medication literally drove people insane and to suicide. The next bit is pretty cyberpunk - the billionaire owners of the pharmaceutical company were mysteriously murdered, and there have been no arrests.

that billionaire murder story is wild, but lmao the author of the story certainly made some choices about the details to include

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Stern said she opened the door there and turned on the lights. That's when she, Zhao and his clients saw Honey and Barry Sherman's bodies, police recount.

"Stern says it was very weird. They were far away and their heads were elevated and hanging on the railing leading into the pool," police said.

She would later tell police she thought the couple was doing "some weird yoga thing" before realizing they were actually dead, according to the ITOs.

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Zhao said his clients, who were from mainland China, considered it a bad omen to see the bodies and left the home before police arrived.

motherfucker, you don't have to be from China to be shook as hell after stumbling upon a double homicide

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 05:39

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Goa Tse-tung posted:

also this would be funny if true:

https://twitter.com/Abstruse/status/1450674849299550210

Amazon to rebrand as Aztechnology

can't wait to engage with HoWork

# ¿ Oct 21, 2021 14:46

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/SpazzFox/status/1663906637361430528 glowing reviews on the product page

# ¿ Jun 1, 2023 21:23

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

They're deleted now but for a bit these kinds of responses were getting replies from sellers lmao https://twitter.com/ConditorCancri/status/1667686291201245185

# ¿ Jun 11, 2023 16:18

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

lol

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Chail had difficulty developing relationships and was socially isolated, but Blackwood added: �It�s very important to recognise this is a 19-year-old young man whose contact has been disrupted by the Covid pandemic like many of his peers.�

# ¿ Jul 6, 2023 17:53

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

clicked on a random GBS probe and discovered a new kind of cyberweirdo

MisterOblivious posted:

Never post the "funny SSIDs" you and your neighbors have online. Broadcast SSIDs are public information that can be tied to a physical address. Those Google street view cars aren't just collecting photographs. There are companies that drive around parking lots to sell your car's location data and they're likely selling geolocated SSID data as well.

I've got over 600k geolocated SSIDs in a database I've personally collected mostly by bicycle. I have access to a database of a billion more. Occasionally in the past I've DM'd people a picture of their house telling them to delete the "funny wifi network names" post.

Companies like Target know who you are the moment you walk in the door. Your phone has a list of wifi networks that's quite likely to be unique to your phone. It sends out broadcasts looking for those hotspots and those broadcasts can fingerprint your device. I thought about doing it myself to know when the cops were at my apartment complex: their phones would obviously be broadcasting that there trying to connect to the wifi at the station. SSID "BVAPCITY." (I looked that up in my database, btw)

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# ¿ Jul 8, 2023 19:57

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Cup Runneth Over posted:

RIP to that guy's 13 year posting career and near spotless rap sheet, obliterated in an instant by accidentally revealing too much of his goon power level

ironic given that he was scolding people about sharing too much personal information on the internet

# ¿ Jul 9, 2023 17:52

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Meta is using the vagina bible without permission
https://twitter.com/DrJenGunter/status/1706418651149312329

# ¿ Sep 26, 2023 17:00

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/A_W_Gordon/status/1716892781984227384

# ¿ Oct 24, 2023 20:34

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

I own Ring Fit, the bit where it measures your heart rate by putting your thumb over the IR sensor is real, but you don't do that while playing the game normally for it to interrupt you like that so I'm voting fake

Grey Fox has issued a correction as of 19:10 on Dec 30, 2023

# ¿ Dec 30, 2023 18:06