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Couldn't you just toss a bucket of saltwater on the cop and watch them twitch? This seems like a real bad idea.
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Sep 24, 2020 23:14
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Tulip posted:soviets did anti-tank dogs but didn't train them well for combat so they frequently retreated back into soviet lines and killed soviet soldiers If i'm remembering this right they trained them on Soviet tanks that used a different fuel than the German tanks so the dogs would end up IDing the Soviet tanks as the real threat.
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Mar 11, 2021 21:06
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My pharmacy will literally sort and pre-package my pills into the daily doses wtf
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Apr 23, 2021 02:54
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Is beer on tap at work actually a thing I'm not sure how else you could do that job?
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Apr 24, 2021 13:35
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If you ordered Dominoes Pizza from the Hammond, Indiana location in 2004 I am sorry to say that the guy who made it (me), and the Nazi who delivered it were both doing H while working. It may have gotten to you slow but at least I didn't give a gently caress and you got more than the recommended toppings.
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Apr 25, 2021 01:21
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The Nastier Nate posted:We had a regular who every Saturday night would order delivery, a bacon cheese burger with extra extra cheese “loads Of cheese!” As she put it. Now my boss would say “that’s 3 slices of extra cheese, max!” But we made a game of seeing how much cheese we could reasonably fit on the burger for her. I think my record was 14 slices. And I had to melt it in sections and transfer it on to the burger. We had a regular who would always show up past carry-out and get a thin crust with extra extra extra extra sauce, the more sauce the better. You couldn't make it the normal way where you coat it with cheese and shake the rest off because it would all just slide off. He tipped great though and I hope the people who worked there after me kept up the arrangement. This was 2004 Dominoe's sauce so it had to have been terrible, but slip me an extra $5 and sure, I'll make your lovely tomato soup pizza.
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Apr 25, 2021 02:41
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NFT's are a great way to launder money without having to go through all the effort of actually setting up a business or whatever. That is all they are.
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Apr 28, 2021 00:06
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For residential trash collection the solution is simple. In Japan, if your trash is not properly sorted, they will not pick it up. Sort it or keep it, rear end in a top hat.
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May 14, 2021 01:58
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Your kid is now my NFT deal with it.
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May 27, 2021 17:24
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Back in the Napster days I used to edit the song "Bastard of Christ" by Deicide to include the appropriate amount of time to replicate top 40 hits and watch and laugh as people downloaded them. Man I miss that level of quality file sharing.
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Jun 5, 2021 19:36
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Tias posted:I was the sucker on napster. I downloaded some punk song I'd been looking for forever, and it turns out a bright bulb figured out "Angels" by Robbie Williams had the same length and just changed the filename to what I wanted lolol I am happy I was not the only person pulling this sort of bait and switch. So many NSYNC and Britney Spears fans got exposed to Deicide.
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Jun 10, 2021 16:27
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Carthag Tuek posted:I have a complete Ice Age set somewhere lmao I think you have some blue instant counterspell thing that is worth at least a few hundred, might be worth digging it out. Edit: Force of Will, it's not worth that much not worth the effort probably sorry
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Jul 19, 2021 00:57
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Crab hand-implants https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqM9eLrup3g
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Oct 23, 2021 23:56
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Farm Frenzy posted:can u guys post some links please https://www.npr.org/2021/06/01/1002196245/a-u-n-report-suggests-libya-saw-the-first-battlefield-killing-by-an-autonomous-d
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Nov 5, 2021 01:29
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Real hurthling! posted:they should make robot steeds for cops to get wrecked by ai walking into traffic while riding around on Cops are probably dumb enough to trust their lives to Tesla's "auto-pilot" and i'm sure big brain genius Musk can make this happen. I mean, he's making a humanoid robot, how hard can a robot horse be??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUP6Z5voiS8
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Nov 5, 2021 01:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5GrZnjNv-I
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Nov 8, 2021 16:31
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Rutibex posted:was it the one shaped like a cat? The CueCat is the greatest piece of tech that has been released in my lifetime.
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Nov 15, 2021 21:14
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Rutibex posted:I'd be happy if we just stopped paying cops to destroy homeless people's tents. not even free housing, just stop activly destroying peoples shelter https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/you-sweep-we-strike-seattle-parks-building-vandalized-in-apparent-response-to-encampment-removals/
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May 6, 2022 16:16
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tokin opposition posted:yeah where's the milf cgi avatars wtf The webcomic Questionable Content features one going by the name of "MommyMilkers" and yes it is exactly as cringe as you would expect.
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Aug 15, 2022 19:55
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Biplane posted:This is why staring at the sun is how you get the freshest light in your eyes. I once had someone explain to me that staring at the sun is good because it kills the weak cells in your retinas allowing new stronger cells to grow and make your vision better. I didn't take that advice.
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Aug 19, 2022 19:49
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Trainee PornStar posted:Whats going on here? is it a grown couple sharing out their beanie babies in court? coz thats what it looks like to me... The man in the picture forced that scenario cause he got lovely custody in a divorce with the woman and decided that taking some of her valuable toys would be good revenge.
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Aug 21, 2022 17:05
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Rutibex posted:when I was a kid I remember seeing the same thing, but it was a booth in the mall where cops offer to take your kids fingerprints "just in case" I vaguely remember getting fingerprinted in DARE in elementary school?
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Oct 23, 2022 15:13
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"Ford Patents App to Tell Pedestrians When Autonomous Vehicles Won't Stop for Them" https://jalopnik.com/ford-patents-app-to-tell-pedestrians-when-autonomous-ve-1849366457
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Oct 24, 2022 03:32
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"The lawyers tell me that there are no prohibitions Against robots making life or death decisions" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5GrZnjNv-I
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Dec 1, 2022 21:00
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Azathoth posted:There's a world of difference between someone with ALS or Lewy Body Dementia and someone who is chronically depressed. What other mental illnesses do you feel aren't worthy of being taken as seriously of as "physical" illnesses? If you weren't a mod I'd be reporting you for this lovely lovely viewpoint.
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Dec 12, 2022 23:18
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I literally live every day with terrible intractable chronic pain and have spent decades of time and god knows how much cash dealing with it and the cause of it is not going to kill me. So I have like 50?ish years of exponential terrible ahead of me and would like an easy and legal way out at some point? The human brain is not designed to handle stuff like decades of severe pain. Non-terminal problems that will destroy you anyway are maybe worse? I don't want to be a burden and I can 100% go out anytime I choose, but I think the option needs to be more widely legally available and accepted. There comes a point where you have tried EVERYTHING and you just sit around hoping that medical science will advance and that your broke-brain self can advocate for trying everything new, that you can afford it, and that your doctors will go along with it. The for profit medical system is terrible and incentivizes keeping people alive, but the issues with healthcare go much much deeper and I sincerely hope none of you ever have to fully appreciate this. Be amazed anyone is alive.
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Dec 13, 2022 00:04
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Riot Bimbo posted:you can take yourself out? but giving the state guidelines for administering it, is asking the state to abuse said guidelines. I'd rather you find your own way to the next phase of being than enable even more systematic abuse I have piles and of pills that would make most junkies jealous and/or dead. Life is just too much fun? It's terrible but I love it and I only get one. The euthanasia system as it exists is all fucky and I wish it weren't? I shouldn't have to homebrew a good death. I can just buy one for my pets?
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Dec 13, 2022 00:23
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Sorry all I have some personal opinions on this but my fever has spiked to 101.1f (covid or flu, who knows whoo), so i'm not even making much sense to myself anymore. I am going to respectfully bow out of this discussion and go eat some Tylenol and hopefully sleep for like 8 hours? Love you Goons <3
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Dec 13, 2022 00:26
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If Meta turns into delicious Feta I will register a new e-mail addy to get past my FB permaban.
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Dec 20, 2022 20:39
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Kitfox88 posted:we must forge a stronger ai mind by feeding it only sa posts I once had the idea to create a Markov Bot that would scrape SA threads and post the result in the thread under the name "Marko V. Bot" as a gimmick but it was too much work and I abandoned the project.
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Jan 6, 2023 21:43
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Kitfox88 posted:Didn't some goon also make a bot that scraped Twitter for crypto bro idea guys and then would only reply to their tweets about whatever with 'ill make the wiki' This sounds hilarious. Please let it be true. My 100% fav Goon creation is Goatkcd, a mashup of XKCD and Goatse. THIS IS VERY NSWF DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO LAUGH A LOT https://goatkcd.com/ https://goatkcd.com/1357/ Desert Bus has issued a correction as of 01:15 on Jan 7, 2023 |
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Jan 7, 2023 01:11
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Colonel Cancer posted:Smart screws Are these anything like Self-Sealing Stem Bolts?
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Jan 10, 2023 21:19
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mawarannahr posted:nice. I have wanted to use it/its as a pronoun and it turns out I can without making things weird Source for this please?
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Jan 23, 2023 19:57
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mawarannahr posted:follow the Wikipedia links and citations on its pronouns No
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Jan 23, 2023 20:01
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PokeJoe posted:time to go to the gentlemen's porn dot com LOL is that offsite still around? I killed my account years ago when it seemed dead.
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Jan 24, 2023 02:46
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I did a shitload the night Trump was elected and my brain went BAD MUST PURGE and I spent the 30mins after his win hunched over the toilet puking. HOWEVER the worst experience was trying to order a sandwich from Subway. I have tripped thousands of times on dozens of different substances and can mostly handle my poo poo real well. Something about asking someone to make me a lovely sandwich and then choosing what to put on it broke me. "What would you like?" sent me into hardcore decision paralysis so I just stared at them confused. I gave myself a little pep talk in my mind (hopefully lol) and went for it. I ordered sauce first, veggies second, followed by cheese and meat. A sandwich is just a pile of stuff so you should start at the top right? I COMPLETELY FORGOT BREAD. They asked what bread I wanted and I just kinda stared at them for what felt like an eternity as my brain went "wtf is bread? is that even a word?" I checked the menu and sure enough it was! I chose the top one because this was already way too difficult. The bread triggered the part of my brain that knows how Subway works, put ??? on there in the correct order, got home and realized I didn't really want a sandwich.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:12
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Platystemon posted:Fun fact: estrogen does not directly improve human cognition, but instead supports a symbiotic relationship with Soccus felis, which is the real driver of increased programming performance. Someone needs to make a complete outfit from just those socks and put it on like Paul did in Children of Dune when he covered his body in baby sandworms.
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Jun 6, 2023 05:26
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Amazing.
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Jun 6, 2023 06:12
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One of the funnest parts of doing psychedelics is going outside and looking up at the night sky and then having an extensional crisis when you realize how BIG everything is and how tiny and insignificant you are.
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Jun 7, 2023 20:09
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Just smh if you don't exclusively do acid while camping or just in the great outdoors If you've never eaten a few hits and taken a long bath in the dark with some loud music I feel bad for you.
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Jun 8, 2023 00:30
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