[Cyberpunk] The AI priest also told one user that it was okay to baptize a baby in Gatorade

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DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

VAN

THIS IS A VAN

HOW ELSE WOULD YOU KNOW WITHOUT THIS HUD

# ¿ Feb 28, 2018 02:54

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

you can just have it changed into Carmen SanDiego later no biggie.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 20:54

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kcoleman/status/974495158841499648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 22:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

nah posted:

2400 tweets and 48 followers lol

that�s the life of most normie posters

I think I have 70 followers and most are bots

e: wait. no I�m up to 90

# ¿ Mar 23, 2018 03:45

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

ketchup skins

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 01:29

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

someone find that ad council commercial they did about accepting people and not shooting them

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 05:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

wait it�s just a music video they did lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oawqn2f_4

# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 05:36

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

KiteAuraan posted:

Is that loving Master Shake in the bottom right?

I AM GOING TO PEE. ALL OVER MY PANTS.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2018 21:22

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

all I�m asking you to do is change the cloud to a fume and the D to an F!

# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 03:08

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

what is an economic dispute? shoplifting?

# ¿ Apr 13, 2018 19:08

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://twitter.com/mashable/status/989883619056340992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 16:24

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

wait musk is gay? huh.

# ¿ May 2, 2018 05:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2018/05/03/starcity-adult-dorm-tenderloin-waiting-list-grows/

# ¿ May 4, 2018 00:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Over Easy posted:

looking at the posts on these psychopathic US armed forces social media accounts is like watching the wicked scepter sketch

"I'm going to take out this tape of you bombing a child's funeral in Afghanistan and play this tape of Russia bombing civilians in Syria"

THAT IS YOU!!!

https://twitter.com/usairforce/status/997167056276611072

pro fuckin post right here

# ¿ May 18, 2018 07:48

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

mrmcd posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1001953665652051968

Thanks for the update, faceless multinational pharma corp.

woke pharma trying just tryna help you sleep

# ¿ May 31, 2018 02:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

can�t wait to sell smells of my farts to passers by.

# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 04:52

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

ikanreed posted:

Lmao at how corporations have so much money from not paying workers or taxes that they can afford to provide neglected infrastructure support as advertisements.

they probably did the math and figured out it was costing their business money by having their delivery drivers� cars get wrecked and put out of commission by crumbling roads.

I bet they�re only filling holes on main delivery routes pulled from their GPS data.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 17:06

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Rated PG-34 posted:

i doubt it. their delivery drivers pull like min wage and any car damage is pushed on to them

I doubt it too but it�s not like their business is unaffected if a drivers car stops working.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 17:27

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

but seriously they�re definitely grinding up the bones of older employees and using the detritus as fill.

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 17:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I wonder if Dominos is using organized labor for this work?

# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 17:40

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Atrocious Joe posted:

sadly, Gibson is a shitlib

evidence to support this claim?

this is important. I put �retweeted by @GreatDismal� on my r�sum�.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 04:23

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

this is like a porno version of The Net.

The Nut.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 17:00

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Jose posted:

ok thats not as bad as this

https://twitter.com/pkcapitol/status/1006640246006648832

what about Narcan?

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 22:06

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

at the very least that baby is gang related.

# ¿ Jun 12, 2018 22:43

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

eh, that doesn�t make him a shitlib imo

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 05:12

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Remulak posted:

What the living gently caress is a shitlib?

And how does this tie into living in the shitties possible cyberpunk dystopia?

And how the gently caress do I work for a company that hires goons to chase off the homeless, one of whom I saw apparently ODing while I walked by and did nothing?

And most importantly, is GTA skinned-over with a generic 80s retro-future supposed to be bad?

so the security officer was OD�ing?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 15:51

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

yeah but the pronoun in the book for the tree is she/her. it�s a lady tree.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 16:04

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I honestly only know because I read it to my kid at least once a week.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 16:10

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pok�mon Go To The Doctor

# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 16:02

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

EugeneJ posted:

Imagine a world where, like Uber, your customer service job could automatically lock you out of working if your rating dips too low

this is literally the premise of the Nose Dive episode of Black Mirror.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 05:17

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

that looks like a mural that a porno producer puts up on a stucco wall for a shoot.

# ¿ Jun 25, 2018 22:33

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

imagine I posted the funko pop relationship contract

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 05:08

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Man Musk posted:

https://twitter.com/thomyorke/status/1009849797602435072

I didn�t know thom was Q

# ¿ Jun 28, 2018 21:49

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

MonsieurChoc posted:

I like crows, they're cool and cute.

this morning on my way in to work I saw and heard one cawing endlessly in the middle of the freeway off ramp and noticed both of its legs had been crushed along with some of his left wing. he couldn�t move.

I kept going because I had to get in to work and press some buttons.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 01:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

at work some kids added me to a text chain they all use specifically for texting out photos of dead animals they find.

I�m too scared to let them know how soft I am.

# ¿ Jun 29, 2018 04:03

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

No Butt Stuff posted:

e: Also, re: the Nest. I work for an electric utility with a similar program. They send you the nest and a 50 dollar check, then a 25 dollar check yearly for having it installed. The catch is they can adjust your thermostat up 4-5 degrees on peak demand days 5-8 times a summer. You can immediately set it back to your old setting if you'd like. That's it. I would take advantage of it because playing with my thermostat from my bed or office is cool.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 15:34

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

https://twitter.com/outline/status/1013830572119126016?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

# ¿ Jul 2, 2018 20:01

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

also the kids are somehow white in the movie

# ¿ Jul 11, 2018 22:39

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

wish youtube would do this too but that would probably gently caress with their revenue system

it�s gonna gently caress with twitters viability too which is why it won�t actually happen

# ¿ Jul 12, 2018 03:25

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 22:38

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

I took a two hour nap in my car recently and my
neck and back hurt for a week. actually living in your car must be a waking nightmare.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2018 15:25

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