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holy poo poo at 7:57 in that mansion video, the owner starts talking about how he's learned sustainability is important sustainable means putting fake flowers in the foyer instead of constantly getting real ones
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Apr 15, 2021 06:15
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set your thermostats to 2 7/8 π R you heathens. degrees are for specific gravity jfc
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Jun 24, 2021 04:15
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Fried Watermelon posted:The Three Stigmata of Elon Musk
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Aug 14, 2021 02:01
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ekuNNN posted:
lmao at nitrogen on the vape menu. Just having some whipits for dinner e: Maybe ammonia for curing your covid is more realistic these days pygmy tyrant has issued a correction as of 23:49 on Sep 1, 2021 |
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Sep 1, 2021 23:46
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I use teams at work and two years ago there was employee who got very mad about getting a new computer because IT wouldn’t get them one with XP. it’s basically the chat equivalent of phones with huge buttons for old people. The Lone Badger posted:Wasn't there a french gunner who got heavy metal poisoning after drinking wine from an artillery piece? yeah, I’m pretty sure it was how acute tungsten poisoning was discovered
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Oct 13, 2021 02:50
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Professor Latency posted:I can't wait to be old and use that excuse you can use it no matter how old you are if your boss is old and tech illiterate!
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Oct 13, 2021 13:38
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in another thread someone claimed that the motivation for the door screens was so prices could be in any case I hope someone makes a diet app to publicly shame me on the refrigerator screen when I try to buy ice cream soon e: they’re definitely still going to show ads though, no doubt pygmy tyrant has issued a correction as of 16:53 on Oct 28, 2021 |
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Oct 28, 2021 16:48
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Thanatosian posted:That may have been me. And it's not only a matter of updating prices in real-time; if you can do that, and you're using something like Amazon's no-checkout model, where it just charges you as you wheel your cart out the door, they could charge different individuals different prices based on the personal data they have gathered about you. been thinking about this for like half an hour now and all I can think to say is lol. The future is unbelievably stupid
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Oct 28, 2021 18:02
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Shear Modulus posted:the next step is trying to track you throughout the store via bluetooth or whatever and pitching you stuff on your coupon app in real time, or tracking your web usage through the store's free wifi to see that you're looking up the price for this thing on amazon and then immediately offering to match that price so they don't lose that sale. Yeah, I was thinking the inevitable issues with how people actually behave (me standing indecisively in front of the freezer while someone else reaches in from the side without really seeing the price screen) will drive this to gaze-tracking levels of surveillance to deconflict prices/maximizing engagement/ whatever. Which I believe would answer how Thanatosian posted:they'll make it racist, too.
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Oct 28, 2021 21:31
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I don’t know what you’re all complaining about, Carl Sagan made Meatverse sound pretty neat https://youtu.be/ZP7K9SycELA
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Oct 29, 2021 04:50
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:me personally, I would think we would want to look into why people want to check out early from this wonderful world we've built! No need, we already figured out it's because of all the covid lockdowns and masks!
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Oct 7, 2022 15:53
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Ruffian Price posted:is the razor company not supposed to advertise with images of razors I think the issue is that the razor company clearly doesn't have the design experience to be getting kaiju defense mecha contracts
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Oct 26, 2022 02:05
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this is the most oldschool advertising in decades, should do a razor-shaped blimp next, something the live audience could actually see
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://spectrum.ieee.org/neurotech-workplace-innereye-emotiv Health insurance denied my MRI so I'm having my neurologist write a letter to my HR department to request their scan of my brain
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Nov 26, 2022 23:41
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"Reveal hidden truths" is how you cyber astral project to the akashic library, but you have to change your keyboard to runes
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Dec 4, 2022 07:40
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Renaissance Robot posted:
I think you'll find step 2 is to make hot salt water in a dumb way
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Dec 5, 2022 01:33
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Idiocracy has a terrible premise and I can't remember anything else about it. It's classist propaganda depicting a poor person having multiple kids with different partners as detrimental to ~the human race~ even though as we understand it, the intelligence so prized by Mr. Judge is based on the ability to maintain higher numbers of social relationships. This is only demonstrated by the "stupid" person while the "smart" couple fails to achieve the relationship success to achieve even open relationship level of polyamory. Furthermore,
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Jul 15, 2023 00:11
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Al! posted:automated karen calling this as the future replacement for mechanical turk
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Aug 2, 2023 19:14
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for the electrically inept you can just buy them on alibaba from the same place you can buy https://x.com/MerruX/status/1747296854524539352?s=20
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Jan 18, 2024 15:09
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Pitcher Witcher posted:25k Standing nap tube for your office. They should replace cryogenic hibernation pods in sci fi with these things, get silicon valley to figure out how to cram more torment in this nexus (make it play ads while recording you)
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Feb 3, 2024 11:56
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I asked a friend that grew up in an evangelical church handing out that kind of trash about chick tracts, he said he never handed them out because they're too expensive. Definitely gave the impression Jack chick is more about the money than a coherent ideology.
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Feb 28, 2024 18:57
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it is extremely cyber, just not very punk e if you can apply on line anyway
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Mar 23, 2024 21:09
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Milo and POTUS posted:The reddit post I saw it said it had "45 minutes" which sounds like the biggest lie I ever heard 45 minutes of burn time* *includes 44 minutes for secondary lithium fire
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Apr 25, 2024 15:02
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