what does it mean, to be "smoobled"

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 00:54

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alnilam

posting itt to become smoobled, possibly for the second or Nth time

# ? Jan 16, 2018 00:57

smoobles

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 00:59

cda: by Hand Knit

its when you don't expect smoobles, and then, there he is :smoobles:

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:09

smoobles

cda posted:

its when you don't expect smoobles, and then, there he is

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:11

alnilam

smoobles posted:

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:11

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

alnilam posted:

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:14

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The subtle thing about being ~~Smoobied~~ smoobled is you forget you were, until it happens again, and then- there it is. ~~Smoobied~~ smoobled again!

I thought I was being grasslighted but then I realized I was just being smoobled

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:15

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
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smoobles.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:16

smoobles

Gone Fashing posted:

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:17

smoobles

Splatmaster posted:

The subtle thing about being Smoobied is you forget you were, until it happens again, and then- there it is. Smoobied again!

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:20

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Hey buddy, it's the time when...

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:33

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

The winter of our smoobling. . .

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:33

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... loving poo poo goddamnit hell pisshandles craptunnels, Smoobled yet again

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:34

FreshCutFries

*in Jim Carrey from the mask voice* ssssssssmoobles

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:34

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the French call it �smoobl�

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:39

sockingtonsworth

I�m

# ? Jan 16, 2018 01:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Isn't that when you drop an ice cream on your lap and laugh and cry at the same time?

# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:05

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the germans call it "die sm�bel", the italians "'la smob'l", the french "le s'moo leh", the english "the smoo of the ledge", the russians "снова сгладить", the greek "ομοφυλόφιλος έφηβος" the finnish "p��k�l� m�l��p�ll� k�t�lapo� sm�lk�l�i�nen"

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:13

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when i washed up on the shores of samoa, the locals, though tattooed and fearsome, treated me well. we spoke of our kindred fears and aspirations, of the god they called smāobāl, and which i knew only as smooble. that night we feasted

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:25

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Nosfereefer posted:

the germans call it "die sm�bel", the italians "'la smob'l", the french "le s'moo leh", the english "the smoo of the ledge", the russians "снова сгладить", the greek "ομοφυλόφιλος έφηβος" the finnish "p��k�l� m�l��p�ll� k�t�lapo� sm�lk�l�i�nen"

Nosfereefer posted:

when i washed up on the shores of samoa, the locals, though tattooed and fearsome, treated me well. we spoke of our kindred fears and aspirations, of the god they called smāobāl, and which i knew only as smooble. that night we feasted

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:26

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the time i first saw the great white smooble i was but a young hunter myself. i felt myself like a king of legends that day, even as the white smooble ran away, even as my elders contested my claims. i had been blessed by the ancestors. many winters came and went, but never since did i see the white smooble. until today..

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:32

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the song of the ages called for winter, spring, summer and fall. the first seasons were sung by the smooble himself. but in his old age, he knew he could not keep the song of ages forever by himself. so he sang his last and greatest song; the song of byob. and as we all sing the songs of our lands and the songs of our wishes, we truly sing the song of smooble though us

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:37

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religious smoobling is, at one and the same time, the expression of real smooble and a protest against real smooble. posting is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people.

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:40

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lenin, in his death bed, warned against the up-and-coming general secretary of the central party, the previously unknown but ambitious poster that had little more than some poorly considered shitposts in fyad to brag of. this upstart, this dangerous "career-hound" would become the much disputed ruler of the soviet union, going no longer by his christian name, but his revolutionary styled nickname "smooble"

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:46

Koishi Komeiji

I tried to Smooble myself b-b...but... :negative:

# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:53

Chill la Chill: Don't lose your gay

I think it's when smoobles posts in the wednesday frog thread, which hasn't happened in a while :ohdear:

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:54

Macnult

got smoobled? again? it�s ok. it happens.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:55

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as the king drew his last breath, me and my fellow advisors still had his last words ringing though our heads. "let my not my eldest, but my most able son lead, my treasured smooble". the dukes would never accept this, this breach of ancient laws. the clergy would never accept breaking the line of succession. and yet... this young and promising smooble, the court love him, the barons? they adore him. he is a learned man, even at his young age, like the alexander of old. smoobles accession would surely mean a war of the realm... but if my lord willed it

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 02:56

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z-rays lights the sky, the commanding cry from fellow divisions over the com-link are frequently broken by the cyber-sploisons that keeps coming down. "even hroor-ix II was a vacation compared to this", i think as i fire my ray-x-5000 at the synth-goons. we will never leave this place, but even knowing this i call to my men; "by the god emperor smooble, we will never falter, we will never fall - for he is with us!", i see one of the younger conscripts shaking in fear in the trench.

poor kid, he will be dead in minutes

"smooble is watching, and he protects all!" i grab his hand, and in a moment all his fears are gone

ten seconds later a y-bomb hits our location, our atomized spirits drift towards our smooble

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 03:10

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the light of the moon reflects from scores of tombstones. the night is silent. no witnesses. "not yet" i think to myself with a quiet chuckle "not yet"
mausoleums, monuments, all wasted efforts at some kind of immortality... but i will fix this. this is right. right? nobody wishes to drift into the abyss.
i can bring the back. i can awaken them again. this is what all wish for. right?
as i clear my throat, my mind goes back to the beginning. or the end?

across the graveyard a single phrase thunders
"smoobled again"

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 03:22

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summoning smooble was easy. the rituals required but the simplest of sacrifices.
a lock of hair? a drop of blood? the tooth of an enemy? it was too easy

TOO easy

as smooble came to me, he asked simply; "what do you desire, my child?"
and immediately as my answer left my lips i knew my mistake
for the real price was neither tooth nor blood
t'was my very soul

smoobled yet again

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# ? Jan 16, 2018 03:31

Twenty Four

smoo bled

poor smoo

# ? Jan 16, 2018 06:16

cda: by Hand Knit

smoobles posted:

Hideous. Beautiful. Like being Smoobled for the first time.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 14:06

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Smoobles...

# ? Jan 16, 2018 14:20

Senior Management

Smoobles actually invented the reuben so every time you have one of those sandwiches you have been smoobled.

:jerry:

# ? Jan 16, 2018 16:27

Scroon

When I was a child, my mother would send my sisters and I out into the winter morn for our walk to school with one piping hot smooble pie apiece. It would keep our hands warm during the trek AND make for a tasty treat to ready us for the day!

# ? Jan 16, 2018 16:56

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Yeah I've totally been smoobled

What, when? Why didn't I mention it before?

Oh, um, it was last summer on vacation, yeah. Really far away. On vacation, yep.

# ? Jan 16, 2018 18:05