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SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

berth ell pup posted:

nah bread's pretty bad for you man it's just a big pile of starch. i'd rather drink my bread instead.

also i have no loving idea what you're talking about op. go throw a loonie at a stripper and drink molson until you piss yourself or whatever goes on in the part of canada that isn't quebec

you cant drink bread, dumbass.

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Reminder to donate your card to the food bank so that the homeless who are still living after this goddamn winter get some comeuppance.

Conch Shell Corp
Feb 24, 2009

SHISHKABOB posted:

you cant drink bread, dumbass.

someones never had guiness

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
Can you spend your loblaws card on beer? How about cigarettes?

Who am I kidding a 6er is probably like $40 and a pack of MacDonald Specials or Export “A”s is like $80 in The socialist paradise

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
What’s $25 Canadian in war-winning money anyway?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

berth ell pup posted:

What’s $25 Canadian in war-winning money anyway?

20 freedom bucks

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

berth ell pup posted:

Can you spend your loblaws card on beer? How about cigarettes?

Who am I kidding a 6er is probably like $40 and a pack of MacDonald Specials or Export “A”s is like $80 in The socialist paradise

No because that wouldn't scam the public enough. Only groceries so you spend more than the 25 store credit.. The Ontario government just only started "allowing" Canadians to purchase BEER outside their monopoly at 'select' grocery stores o_O

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

um excuse me 25 bucks buys quite a few packages of THE DECADENT chocolate chip cookies so that's what i'll be spending that on

and I have it on good information that the gift card plan was done because galen Weston jr is "a smart, greasy little gently caress".

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Very good tip: make your bread card money go farther, spend it at No Frills.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

berth ell pup posted:



also i have no loving idea what you're talking about op. c

All the major grocery chains in :canada: were found to have been price fixing bread for the last 12 years. Loblaw's, one of the biggest chains and manufacturer of bread, is giving out $25 gift cards to everyone because that's supposed to make us feel better about all the profit they made in those years.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Wife's family is from Cambridge and they just telegraphed in tears of happiness to let us know they're packing in bread like it's going out of style now as a result.

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
Their store bakery made bread owns so I don't give a gently caress I'm probably going to spend my card on those flavors of the world chips. The baby back ribs ones are extremely FTW

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Bread money? Is that anything like that wacky tire money you guys use?

Please settle on 1 type of currency.

Thanks!

-The US (your Mexico)

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010


At yeast he's honest

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
I make my own bread from scratch (:smug:), can I still get this free money?

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

MA-Horus posted:

um excuse me 25 bucks buys quite a few packages of THE DECADENT chocolate chip cookies so that's what i'll be spending that on

gently caress yeah, that's like 10 packs of em when they're on sale.

I was going to use it to buy bread because i'm very slow.

berth ell pup
Mar 20, 2017

I am a business magnet.
I like that you’re getting $25 but to effectively use it you’ll almost certainly have to spend more of your own money (or Canadian tire money) to pay the difference between your $25 “refund” and your total bill.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

berth ell pup posted:

I like that you’re getting $25 but to effectively use it you’ll almost certainly have to spend more of your own money (or Canadian tire money) to pay the difference between your $25 “refund” and your total bill.

This is literally the entire point. Just like bread, the gift certificate is a loss leader meant to get you into the store where you'll end up spending more money and it's going to work. Their stock went up after announcing it as well it's a hustle

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Mordja posted:

I make my own bread from scratch (:smug:), can I still get this free money?

Yes. As far as I can tell you don't even have to prove you have ever brought bread or even have shopped from a loblaw's or an extra foods or from any of their other affiliations.

You just fill out the form. "Pinky Swear" that you bought a loaf of bread sometime in the last decade from their store, and you get a $25 gift card. No proof of purchase or store receipt needed.

https://www.loblawcard.ca/en/form


F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I'm curious on the maths you're going through given I spend $40, maybe $50/week on groceries. Unless everything is marked up 200% they aren't profiting from this, it's just them mitigating PR damage.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Also I may have bought some hamburger bins once at a Loblaws cause they were on sale. I don't remember but I'm just assuming I did.

Binary Logic
Dec 28, 2000

Fun Shoe

Vakal posted:

Yes. As far as I can tell you don't even have to prove you have ever brought bread or even have shopped from a loblaw's or an extra foods or from any of their other affiliations.

You just fill out the form. "Pinky Swear" that you bought a loaf of bread sometime in the last decade from their store, and you get a $25 gift card. No proof of purchase or store receipt needed.

https://www.loblawcard.ca/en/form
I'm glad the SA members are such honest and upright citizens.

I never even considered filling out the card application form twice, once for me and once for my pet, with her own quickly created email address. Because that would be wrong. And just because Loblaws was ripping us off for years is no reason to be vindictive.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
buy like an amazon gift card with your loblaws gift card to actually get your 25 bucks instead of 12 or whatever the margin is on product.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
the decadent cookies are only a buck fifty this weekend whoaw

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
I'd heard about this, but we don't have any actual "Loblaws" branded stores out in Alberta. I think Great Canadian Superstore is an affiliate or whatever though, so I could probably use it there.

Vato posted:

I feel a little bad for Canada sometimes. Not like they haven't committed their own atrocities and don't have some weird problems of their own...they got oil, and I don't even know why they associate with us down south any more.

We have tons of oil. We also have a bunch of liberal provincial governments bent on keeping it in the ground and having a slapfight about building pipelines to actually transport it. We buy most of our oil from some middle east dictatorship instead.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
:smug: I bake my own bread at home. I just made cranberry walnut bread OP.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I only eat the humble tortilla

Vakal
May 11, 2008

Beefeater posted:

We have tons of oil. We also have a bunch of liberal provincial governments bent on keeping it in the ground and having a slapfight about building pipelines to actually transport it. We buy most of our oil from some middle east dictatorship instead.

Well, we have tons of tar sand oil.

The problem is that it is dirty as gently caress and costs way more to refine so unless global crude oil start going over $100 a barrel it's hard to make a profit or find buyers for it.

Vakal fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Jan 16, 2018

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".

1500quidporsche posted:

I'm curious on the maths you're going through given I spend $40, maybe $50/week on groceries. Unless everything is marked up 200% they aren't profiting from this, it's just them mitigating PR damage.

Also maybe I'm wrong here but usually you don't have to spend gift cards all at once. It's groceries ya dum dums. Or they could give you gently caress all like everybody else involved in the price fixing.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how do i get my breat card???

Painful Dart Bomb
May 23, 2012

And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMUNmAX8C0k

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

do i have to spend the $25 on breat?

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

numberoneposter posted:

how do i get my breat card???

https://loblawcard.ca/en/register

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

drat i wish i had watched this before accepting my breade carde

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat now i dont know what to drat believe

http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/you-can-sign-up-for-the-25-loblaw-gift-card-starting-today-heres-how/

quote:

There have been rumblings that Canadians shouldn’t take the $25 gift card because it could disqualify them from participating in the class action suits, which hold out the possibility of a much, much bigger payoff than the gift cards. However, lawyers as well as company spokespeople say you can claim the gift card without fear of being barred from future legal settlements. In fact, Loblaw itself noted that the $25 gift card should not be looked at as the only estimate of legal damages

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im cashing in on that free gluten money cause i never shop at loblaws any ways

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i think i will fake several identities to get hundreds of dollars of gift cards from loblaws

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i will then sue them

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i think i got money for the RAM class action lawsuit too

also an LCD one maybe???

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Psychotic Weasel
Jun 24, 2004

Bang! You're dead.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Loblaws doesn't sell fireworks so I donated mine to a food bank. I just hope the poors don't spend it all on something frivolous, like fireworks.

They actually do, or at least some RCSS locations did between Victoria Day and Canada Day back when I worked as a manager for this poo poo heap of a company.

Always fun figuring out how to ship the overstock back at the end of the summer since they need special papers to store and transport. My ideas for a parking lot bonfire to save time always got denied.

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