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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Yeah, Congress used the Postal retirement fund as a slush fund like they do with SS. It really crippled USPS though because they had to put money into the fund instead of recapitalizing and getting new equipment.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

charges dropped against the denver Antifa Pinkerton

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010


I love that one of the last things that dead guy heard was "gently caress around and find out" lmao

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

The denver what now? :stare: The link isn't working.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Tias posted:

The denver what now? :stare: The link isn't working.

Iirc some news crew reporting on the BLM protests hired armed security. The chud pictured was hassling them and tried to bear mace them. The picture is said chud, the armed security (literally a Pinkerton), and the last 30 seconds that chud spent on this plane of existence

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I personally don’t think a cop canoeing a fat guy with bear mace is happy news. are we rooting for the Pinkerton? if you’re literally celebrating the death of Trump voter at the hands of a government trained knuckle breaker then maybe you should stop and examine what you’re celebrating or why that brings you joy. just feels insanely gross and mean spirited to celebrate this, and also the guy who did it is LITERALLY a Pinkerton, too depraved to be a real cop and too smart to be a fed. They are basically Blackwater but operating in the US instead of Syria or Mumbai. Can we maybe limit happy stories to one’s in which a person is not, uh, executed? or is that too limp-twisted for this hardcore happiness thread?

actual happy:

https://twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1503311358699442178?s=21

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bust Rodd has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Mar 14, 2022

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode
The last guy who shot a chud in self defense got murdered in the street by a deputized death squad, so getting off on self defense is a relatively positive outcome.

However, people dying is not happy regardless.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fascists dying is happy news actually. That Biker For Trump won't be hassling any minorities anymore, and that's a good thing. :shrug:

https://twitter.com/telesurenglish/status/1503363076363534351

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


Pinkertons getting away with murder is not happy. The fact that he murdered people you don't like doesn't make it good. Do you really think he wouldn't have shot a leftist in exactly the same scenario? Come on.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Technically speaking, he was working for a security company that was subcontracted under the Pinkertons and actually wasn't even licensed to work as an armed security guard.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Taffer posted:

Pinkertons getting away with murder is not happy. The fact that he murdered people you don't like doesn't make it good. Do you really think he wouldn't have shot a leftist in exactly the same scenario? Come on.

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

One less violent chud is still one less violent chud.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
sure, but this thread is for unabashedly happy news and idk if ‘hired thug not guilty of murdering unhired thug’ fits the same sorta tone but :shrug: im not a forum cop

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm sure there's better topics we can discuss to make us happy, yes?

Here's my dog! What made me happy was I left her with someone else while I was on holiday. Being a pandemic puppy she's rarely been away from me for more than 12 hours at a time. We were reunited on Friday and I've never seen a creature so happy about anything!



Sorry if this doesn't count as news, but: dogs are cool, yo. If you're able, get yourself a dog.

I Miss Snausages
Mar 8, 2005
Volvorific!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/supreme-court-justice-clarence-thomas-hospitalized-flu-symptoms-rcna20806

https://youtu.be/WFsPGMJpgHA

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Anteater "escapes" from zoo. Checks local shoes for ants.

https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics/status/1505568860103135234

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
While in reaction to something bad, this is pretty blessed:
https://twitter.com/MitchellLWell/status/1505306826333638660
The kids are alright :3:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Royal visit to Jamaica going well :laugh:
https://twitter.com/CTVNews/status/1506156301604335618
https://twitter.com/caribbeannewsuk/status/1506235596842442754

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
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Sounds like they forgot about the royals and as soon as they showed up to remind them...time to get rid of em for good!

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

NightGyr posted:

Sounds like they forgot about the royals and as soon as they showed up to remind them...time to get rid of em for good!

Seriously. That rules and they should probably take those dipshits as collateral until the UK pays up

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1506442909893029888?s=21

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dispatches some volunteers rather than the loving paramedics

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

probably the single happiest post ITT in 2022. just breathtaking.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

NightGyr posted:

Sounds like they forgot about the royals and as soon as they showed up to remind them...time to get rid of em for good!

It amuses me to no end that the royals had a golden opportunity when Megan Markle joined the family to put forward a fresh, multi-racial, multicultural image and instead they just racism'd it away.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I think Markle wouldv’e still butted up against the institutional pedophilia

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Edit: that wasn't very happy, I'll try again:
Madeleine Albright has died :sun:

ekuNNN has issued a correction as of 00:08 on Mar 24, 2022

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
blood soaked ghouls living until ripe old age, enjoying the undeserved respect and elder-statesman status that their life of bureaucratic mass-murder afforded them all the while isn't really great news

like, when kissinger or cheney dies of old age, who cares? they won. same as when that koch vampire ate it a few years ago

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

paul_soccer12 posted:

blood soaked ghouls living until ripe old age, enjoying the undeserved respect and elder-statesman status that their life of bureaucratic mass-murder afforded them all the while isn't really great news

like, when kissinger or cheney dies of old age, who cares? they won. same as when that koch vampire ate it a few years ago

I will celebrate until I can celebrate no more

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/goodnewsnetwork/status/1496262275044298752

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Hell yeah!

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Pryor on Fire posted:

covered on last page already but hopefully this becomes the norm for these royal visits

https://twitter.com/tribunemagazine/status/1506980797487759368

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
the royals' humiliation tour is definitely happy news

Slowflake
Aug 18, 2010

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2022/03/23/ndp-liberal-power-sharing-pledge-fuels-cautious-optimism-for-climate-file.html

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Couldn't imagine killing a whale. It'd be like shooting an elephant, I'd have my finger on the trigger and then just stop and go home and think about my life.

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

paul_soccer12 posted:

blood soaked ghouls living until ripe old age, enjoying the undeserved respect and elder-statesman status that their life of bureaucratic mass-murder afforded them all the while isn't really great news

like, when kissinger or cheney dies of old age, who cares? they won. same as when that koch vampire ate it a few years ago

Your resistance makes my jubilation harder.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1507740723986239493

https://i.imgur.com/95GUFK7.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Beautiful act of random humanity there.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/LeftGrassroots/status/1507476776884260867

from last year but I didnt know about it
https://twitter.com/Ruth_HHopkins/status/1408903229828698120

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lmao the hits just keep coming from this royal visit :laugh:
https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1507883561067716608

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

ekuNNN posted:

lmao the hits just keep coming from this royal visit :laugh:
https://twitter.com/parismarx/status/1507883561067716608

UnBelizeable!

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