cjs: as thE world buttErs its poast

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hbag: Feb 13, 2021

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:26

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# ? May 3, 2024 07:35

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

KidDynamite posted:

i don't think any sports get more psychopathic than saber fencing

its so good. esp the team ones cause after a good point they will scream directly at their team

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:26

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

hbag posted:

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:26

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

Agile Vector posted:

cjs: i went for a walk while getting coffee and i heard
^my whole _{existence _{is _flawed}}
blasting from a car in slow traffic and it was a good 30 seconds before i remembered the song. it gave me a little lol imagining the other people in traffic getting bits of closer as they shifted lanes

[in an extremely doppler shift voice:]

you ^{^{brought me ^{closer_{_{_{to god}}}}}}

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:32

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

rotor posted:

hahaha tfw you're looking for parking so you turn the butter down to help you see lmao

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:34

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

cjs: worked kicked the poo poo out of me today. nothing went right. didn�t get poo poo done. :bang:

# ? Jul 29, 2021 23:50

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

# ? Jul 30, 2021 00:15

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Cold on a Cob posted:

# ? Jul 30, 2021 00:16

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Cold on a Cob posted:

# ? Jul 30, 2021 00:25

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

# ? Jul 30, 2021 00:30

cinci zoo sniper: Mar 15, 2013

President Beep posted:

cjs: worked kicked the poo poo out of me today. nothing went right. didn�t get poo poo done.

blame your son for disrupting nightly energy flows with the butter roar

# ? Jul 30, 2021 00:32

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i cleaned this up a bit cause i was in a rush last time and didnt see the selection artifacts

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:09

NinetySevenA: Feb 10, 2013

butter louder than everything else.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:12

kitten emergency: Jan 13, 2008; get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

has anyone done the x-fi bar chart but with butter yet

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:15

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

rotor posted:

i cleaned this up a bit cause i was in a rush last time and didnt see the selection artifacts

lol

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:25

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

i was caught
in a late night hunger attack (butter)
i looked round
and i knew there was no handy snack (butter)
my mind raced
and i thought what can i do? (butter)
and i knew
there was no help from the yos-crew (butter)

knife scraping toast
woke up my dad
the butter's so loud (yeah)
he's so bloody mad

he's been

butterstruck!!

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:44

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Nothing is Louder Than a Pad

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:47

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

master of butter, i'm scraping your bread
twisting your eardrums and waking your dad
deafened by me you make him so mad
just call my name and then go to bed

master
master
just call my name and then go to bed
master
master

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:49

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

man

i still cant find a client for windows that can connect to a weechat relay and isn't loving web based

i am getting frustrated

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:50

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Cold on a Cob posted:

i was caught
in a late night hunger attack (butter)
i looked round
and i knew there was no handy snack (butter)
my mind raced
and i thought what can i do? (butter)
and i knew
there was no help from the yos-crew (butter)

knife scraping toast
woke up my dad
the butter's so loud (yeah)
he's so bloody mad

he's been

butterstruck!!

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:52

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

i found some free vid software w no watermark (davinci resolve)

https://i.imgur.com/nrAshW0.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2021 01:54

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

Achmed Jones posted:

master of butter, i'm scraping your bread
twisting your eardrums and waking your dad
deafened by me you make him so mad
just call my name and then go to bed

master
master
just call my name and then go to bed
master
master

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

PokeJoe posted:

i found some free vid software w no watermark (davinci resolve)

https://i.imgur.com/nrAshW0.mp4

see, for me, this one is my favorite because of just how bizarre the source material is.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:02

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

cinci zoo sniper posted:

we don�t have to sacrifice a goat to make a new thread, hello

have to, or get to?

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:04

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

also you don�t have to sacrifice the goat to make butter

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

why buy the goat when you get the butter for free

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

heh. butter free

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:11

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol, I�m so tired, but not like sleepy tired. the kind of tired where i just feel like a husk or a wraith or something. :thumbsup:

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:15

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

hbag posted:

man

i still cant find a client for windows that can connect to a weechat relay and isn't loving web based

i am getting frustrated

why run it in windows, then? why not run it in wsl-bash?

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:24

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Not using irssi, smdh.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:27

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

rotor posted:

i cleaned this up a bit cause i was in a rush last time and didnt see the selection artifacts

100 decibels per tbsp

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:29

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Not using irssi, smdh.

please enlighten me on how to connect to a weechat relay via irssi

# ? Jul 30, 2021 02:51

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Idk I didn't read and just thought it was irc.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:09

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

AnimeIsTrash posted:

Idk I didn't read and just thought it was irc.

that�s how i ended up suggesting trillian too

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:09

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

no its the loving dumb as poo poo "weechat protocol" that does the cool thing of automatically adding all your connected networks so you dont need to manually add all of them but lol guess what fucker there's apparently literally 1 client that works for it and it's on android

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:19

KidDynamite: Feb 11, 2005

weechat is an irc client. just use something else that works.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:33

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

bouncers are dumb.

just run whatever client you want in tmux so it lasts forever

then ssh in (or, protip: mosh) to chat

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:45

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

lol, I�m so tired, but not like sleepy tired. the kind of tired where i just feel like a husk or a wraith or something.

the perfect time to scroll through netflix and get mad there's nothing to watch

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:52

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SmokaDustbowl posted:

the perfect time to scroll through netflix and get mad there's nothing to watch

you effing know it.

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:52

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# ? May 3, 2024 07:35

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

you effing know it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAN0OCagHzQ

watch that it's good

# ? Jul 30, 2021 03:54

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