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KuranesRex
Feb 19, 2017

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I mean, you'd think that "this literally destroys your brain" would have killed college football, but nope. I'm not sure any force in American public life, short of racism, is powerful enough to unseat or even significantly reduce the prominence of college sports.

Between realizing just how dangerous football really is to young men and trying to escape the dumpster fire of political animus around the anthem, I swore off watching the sport. It was easier than I thought it would be. I thought I had finally cast off the last vestiges of my lizard-brain-enthusiasm for the sport.

But then the birds had to go and clinch home field advantage in the playoffs. Then they made it to the NFC championship. Now, after breaking my abstinence this past weekend to watch the Eagles dominate Minnesota and make it to the super bowl, my lizard brain is screaming "E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!". Now I find myself strutting around with pride and feeling strange sensations in my loins when I see pictures of Nick Foles.

But if I found out the Eagles organization was perpetuating child molestation? gently caress all of them. Forever. I'd be a Cowboys fan before I'd forgive them for that poo poo.

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