Nebakenezzer posted:

So guys when is this thread supposed to turn into a shitfestival of completely unconscious liberal partisan posting and regional piss fights

I might stick around until them

Tighclops posted:

canadians are loving stupid

DariusLikewise posted:

murked by dragon posted:

best cities in canada, ranked Accurately:

1. guelph, ON
2. mississauga, ON
3. peterborough, ON

DariusLikewise posted:

government revenues:
income tax $150 billion
corporate tax $41 billion
gst 33 billion
excise and duty 66 billion
crown corps 60 billion
offshore tax losses and evasion MINUS FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS

help i can't find the money to stop running 30 billion dollar deficits and fund mental health

Eox posted:

alternatively, the least efficient missile to ever hit the ground

Nebakenezzer posted:

I have to do the Canadian thing and complain about our thread title

*Boring?* The reason America isn't boring is because its a neo-darwinian hellscape ruled over by a stumbling, demented, child king. If that's what 'boring' is I'll take it

So: single posters ITT

Have you thought of marrying an American refugee? I mean granted having to marry someone to escape your nation's squalidly dysfunctional political oppression is unfair and hosed up, making them live in a place where the fog gets so thick it can support the weight of small fish that swim in it more unfair still

But I bet there are some cute ones out there in need of marrying

THC posted:

It's not as simple as just marrying a Canadian. You still have to follow the same process as other prospective immigrants (or just be rich and become an Immigrant Investor lol)

Reince Penis posted:

What man will willingly seek to serve in politics in Ontario in this environment?
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Misogynice Job! posted:

Hey I live in massachusetts and i'm dating someone who lives in new brunswick, am i loving stupid?

klockwerk posted:

Torontonians aren't Canadians, they're Torontonians.

Ill Peripheral posted:

Reading this article about how ICBC just lost a billion dollars in 9 months, how does insurance work in that province? Like, I know there is pretty well no way I'm making a claim on anything less than severe damage to my vehicle, since I'm likely going to pay say a replacement bumper multiple times over in a rate increase over the amount of years it takes for my insurance to drop back down.

Does it work like this over there? Or is ICBC just very soft? Avg. Ontario insurance isn't that much more than BC's, so I don't get how they can be eating this much poo poo.

Reince Penis posted:

How does this real picture look like a 90s CGI game or bad photoshop

Terror Sweat posted:

Prove that you voted without coercion.

If we can file tax returns online, we can vote online. If you can vote by mail, I don't see why you can't vote online too, 1 per SIN or something

McGavin posted:

Yeah, but with online voting you can vote while taking a poo poo. I tried doing that under the current system and I got yelled at by some geriatric prude.

DariusLikewise posted:

Make elections a national holiday so I can vote first thing in the morning and spend the rest of the day shitposting

infernal machines posted:

I'm assuming this extends to whatever percentage of Canadians live in suburban and rural areas.

Risky Bisquick posted:

Community mailboxes are fine in the suburbs. You have legs, use them

Nebakenezzer posted:

I don't have any sympathy

BC grandstands against pipelines when it is a federal matter, not a provincial one, for easy environmental points, knowing full well they are gonna get slapped down and when that happens they are just gonna go "ah bloo hoo hoo, the FED"

cougar cub posted:

so which pipelines should we shut down first

I’m all for cutting Vancouver island off

Fallen Hamprince posted:

natural gas pipeline, BC residents need a constant supply to keep from dying of hypothermia in temperatures below 18° C

DariusLikewise posted:

have you guys considered that a foreign ownership tax is actually racist

namaste friends posted:

they took back gustaffson lake from invading tribes of hummmammamwhummm

quote:

By the end of the 31-day standoff, police had fired up to 77,000 rounds of ammunition, and killed a dog. One of the indigenous leaders claimed that at least one of the shooting incidents blamed on them in fact occurred when two APCs fired on one another when their view was obscured.[8] The operation was the largest paramilitary operation in British Columbia history and cost $5.5 million.[9]

namaste friends posted:

who do you think used more diapers in shuswap lake rcmp or cf

Terror Sweat posted:

He shouldn't have been charged in the first place. It's a meme

Reince Penis posted: