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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


railway deemed far too horny for delicate canadian eyes

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Reality Loser posted:

Trudeau would need to get scarred with acid before he's unelectable

prime minister two-face, heads im liberal, tails im conservative

the ultimate centrist

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

trudeau getting unelected will happen when either he ages out of his good looks or he pulls a Harper and misjudges canadian racism

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i can still recognize you even if you put on weight zuck

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


thank you for reciting the motto of canada

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

angerbeet posted:

Oh there's a Canadian thread now is there??

our posting was finally deemed too bad by the mods and we were banished to the canada zone

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

CLAM DOWN posted:

I'm getting the two threads confused now with seriousposts here and shitposts there

c-spam posts tend to be actually good so i can understand your confusion that the politics shitpost forum is bringing the quality

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

R. Guyovich posted:

i have no idea why there is a group of people who so vehemently defend bad posting in the other thread but am willing to read someone's explanation of it. the whole thread culture seems very weird and has been flying under the radar for a while due to Canada

does the d&d thread still have that one guy who's perpetually furious and posts non-stop, because that guy sucks

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ocrumsprug posted:

I think that is everyone in that thread.

tbf it's also me in the trump thread

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

vyelkin posted:

ci may not be a good poster but he's the poster canpol deserves because he is garbage and so are canadians

I can understand that, we here in c-spam have baloogan who is a drunken cabin dweller who sincerely desires nuclear war but is somehow something of a mascot

ci kinda makes the thread unreadable though

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

flakeloaf posted:

oh it's way better than that

http://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/staff-at-bitcoin-business-bound-by-armed-bandits-police


three morons got a bunch of guns and broke into the brick-and-mortar office of a bitcoin company to try to convince them to send butts to an address, but one of the five employees of that company called police

:stare:

THIS IS A STICK-UP

PUT ALL YOUR IMAGINARY MONEY IN THIS IMAGINARY BAG

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

UNLESS I SEE 500 BANANACOINS EVERYONE IN THIS BUILDING IS DEAD

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

R. Guyovich posted:

it's me, the genius armed robber who doesn't check the whole building for employees

every second spent checking for dumb poo poo like that is another precious bananacoin lost to the cyber network

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Nebakenezzer posted:

All the young people who could, left. Also smart people who didn't feel like having the rug pulled out from under them once some richer thought them slightly annoying also left. So all the people who 1) could have reformed the system to make it better, or 2) was not happy becoming dirt poor or a minion of the wallers also left.

So now

there are no young people to form a tax base for all the olds that remain there.

actually i think youll find that the young people were leeches taking all of MY tax dollars and furthermore

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

that arm looks so lovely

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

why does our space arm need a space arm cozy

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Slim Jim Pickens posted:

lmao how is Ontario such a nonstop tire fire yet still the only canadian province with an actual economy? checkmate bc

we made a faustian bargain of prosperity in exchange for constant buffoonery

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Wrenever posted:

I'm sure all the Canadian Astronauts get razzed about it

"We gotta do some work on the solar arrays, go kick Thirsk out of his bunk and get him to do it, tell him we don't have the qualifications to work the arm"

"Hadfield is just like us, he puts his shirts on one Canadarm at a time"

"james, i think you're finally ready to work the arm"

"everyone works the arm dave, it's not a big deal, literally a child could do it"

"this is an amazing honor james"

"i'm so happy for you"

"you guys it's just an arm"

"wow, it's finally arm time huh? you can become a man now"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mameluke posted:

Wow, canadian healthcare, do you know? So much better than the United States.

British healthcare? Dental? Korean healthcare? European healthcare? Mental health? Are you crazy, what are you saying? Our healthcare is better than the United States.

tbf it's easy to make that comparison when americans are literally dying from lack of care and we're like "oh god this wait time is so long, this must be the worst medical emergency that has ever happened to anyone"

otoh yeah it sucks and needs changing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

this goes here?

it's almost like random tax cuts are stupid and solve nothing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

infernal machines posted:

They're also getting wrecked because they keep voting Ford. Like, yeah, no poo poo you don't have any public infrastructure, y'all prioritized low taxes for the century where you were your own municipality, and for the two decades since you've been part of Toronto you keep electing the most useless fuckwits on council.

"if only there was some relation between low taxes and lovely infrastructure, i'd better vote Ford again to fix this"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Reince Penis posted:

Barry Sherman's company Apotex was involved in litigation all over the world regarding drug patents going back a couple of decades.

He had many many enemies. I'll eat my hat if this thing ever gets solved.

eh the only reason to find the murderer would be to give them a medal

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

well gently caress one of my ears is clogged, now i have to go see a doctor for free instead of being half-deaf forever

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Fallen Hamprince posted:

they're gonna pour oil in your ear to loosen it up then flush it out with watter

feels weird man

yeah it's happened before, i spend the majority of the day with headphones on and it gives me a buildup every couple years, getting older sure is fun

though it's amazing for a few days afterward when you can hear EVERYTHING up to and including any movement from your own clothes

me just standing there marveling at how i can hear my own pants

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

PT6A posted:

We have a real problem with the worst things we create leaking out of this country. Jordan Peterson, Nickelback, Ted Cruz, Justin Bieber. What the gently caress, Canada?

no, we export our terrible things to america, thus sparing us them

a country without ted cruz is a better place

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

obey the rich at all times, someday you too may be rich - Nietzsche

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

the proper air force for canada is a bunch of helicopters rusting out in halifax

i mean we've seen how having an actual military worked out for america, i think we should stick with our poo poo one

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i mean yes we're not really helping either the usa or whoever they're turbofucking when we're sitting off to the side making plane noises in a cardboard box but we're not making things worse either, for once

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

THC posted:

lmao just go to the polling station you lazy fucks

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

vyelkin posted:

this is entirely unsurprising and tbh either the rest of the pcs rally around a consensus candidate like elliott or ford probably wins

so he's basically the living definition of the establishment running as anti-establishment

this is what, attempt #3 at trump politics by the pc

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

vyelkin posted:

remember how it was supposed to be a big scandal that trudeau withdrew our six planes that can barely fly from bombing isis lmao

one of the few good things he did imo

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

THC posted:

i bet online voting has zero or negative impact on turnout after the novelty wears off since the entire idea is predicated on people who "don't like politics" and/or being too piss lazy to go a half kilometer to their poll

then it'll turn out some FLDS patriarch got all his 19 year old wives to vote Conservative online who wouldn't otherwise be allowed to leave the compound

i always say just make voting both a holiday and absolutely mandatory

like you have to vote, its the law, but you also get the rest of the day off

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Stickarts posted:

One greasy old fella in one of the greasy little prairie towns I spent time in as a kid got DUIed out of his car, so you’d see him driving a scooter all over town until he got DUIed driving on the way to the co-op. I think he even had a sex conviction from back in the 80s.

:canada:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


if people aren't going to wage class war on the rich then mother nature will pick up the slack

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


this must be what bieber mania was like for the usa

oh jeremy, take me away on your magical cloud of socialism

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Arivia posted:

Local organizers are jumping to the Libs just because they’re so tired of Horwath doing nothing, so no

ok i can't exactly blame them but what do they think the libs are going to accomplish

like if the ontario ndp does nothing then the libs do extra nothing

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Brandon Proust posted:

not being the tories

i have unfortunate news

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

CLAM DOWN posted:

aaahahahahaha

i was unaware we even had that many bullets

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

infernal machines posted:

"personal support animal". Like a seeing eye dog, but generally abused by people too precious to go anywhere without their purse dog.

also people who have severe ptsd/mental illness and need a constant emotional anchor, but yeah the rich abuse it of course

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

namaste friends posted:

lol loving scheer says it's bad that middle class families have lost kids sports tax credits, income splitting,

shut the gently caress up rear end in a top hat

my fav' talking point with that is "all they want to do is tax and spend!!!" like that's some awful thing and not, y'know, an economy

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