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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

literally no posts about Skippy the turd’s big win?

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

CLAM DOWN posted:

No he's not, toxx me

lmao it’s gonna happen man I’m sorry

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Rutibex posted:

thank you doug Ford, Monday is shop day and missing one of those classes would have hosed everything up.

im sorry to all you people doing real work. im not sorry for computer touchers, every day is a holiday for you

as a computer toucher myself, yes. you are correct this poo poo is ridiculously easy compared to so many other jobs.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’m supposed to fly out and drive up to Cape Breton on Thursday for my mom’s funeral. uhhhh.

uhhhhhhhhh

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

oh thanks for the kind words y’all, I was more focused on the “is the small remote-ish town even going to have power when I and a hundred others arrive? And a road leading to it?” angle lol. I better start texting relatives to find out how things are.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

evilpicard posted:

Yeah that's why I'm stuck here forever lol.

I have an actual GP a five minute walk from my house, so no way in hell can I risk moving.

were in Edmonton. we have a high needs 3-year old, and a typical 1 year old. we found an incredible family doctor in St Albert a few years ago who helped get both my wife and I a ton of mental health support and has continued to help us navigate the system with our boy. we loving hate it here a lot of the time, and want to move away now that I’m full time remote work.

but lmfao at ever leaving this doctor.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Weibo stood up during a public seminar event at my college, after an oil company manager or exec or some poo poo told a story of a teary goodbye when leaving his parents out east to seek oil fortunes on the prairies, and told him “You should think on your mother’s tears”, and sat back down. it was an audience Q&A session and that was what he’d come to say. motherfucker you could hear a pin drop in that auditorium. Then the jackass speaking smirked and waved it away.

I barely knew who Ludwig was, but I sure as hell found out right there on my phone. What a story he and his family have.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Since we're on the topic of Edmonton, does anybody want a Michael Cooper fit update (spoiler: his remarkably odd body shape remains undefeated)

I caught him speaking at a Canada Day event this year, godDAMN what a weirdo. “Canada is the greatest country in the world. Thank a veteran today for keeping our country safe”, and then the next three dignitaries spoke about TRC, working with a difficult history, etc. This bozo just sucks so much.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Danielle Smith is the new premier of Alberta. She and PP and gonna get on like, well, like two white annoying dangerous shitheads.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bunnyofdoom posted:

Whoa whoa whoa y'all are forgetting the aptly named Methanar

lol what did he do this time?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

skewetoo posted:

invoking the notwithstanding clause at any future unjust probes (they are all unjust)

sending a letter to jeffrey threatening the NWC even though he’s American :canada:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

wifey and are starting to seriously consider moving abroad with our two under 4 kids. Berlin is looking mighty interesting once the winter is done.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

RealityWarCriminal posted:

the people who watch my kid must be crushed

hell of a thread title

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

infernal machines posted:

metrolinx workers just went on strike as well (they haven't had a contract in ages, afaik)

i guess it's going to be interesting to see what happens when organized labour province wide goes up against a majority government that hates them.

I believe we enter what’s known as The Cool Zone.

and by “we” I mean you Ontarians - I don’t think Alberta’s path to the cool zone goes through labour action. Probably straight to violence.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

dieselfruit posted:

Bullying works.

a decent thread title for this dumb-rear end country

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Well! Nevertheless

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

before reading that, I would have assumed non-military/non-veteran people were not supposed to be involved with the legion.

weird poo poo.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Ardent Communist posted:

plus you can get a perverse pleasure when you see the sign banning communists.

they are cheap places to get a beer, they'd probably be real good for having communist meetings if it wasn't for the ban. it was the most popular place to get a drink in tofino when i was there.

lol what, is this a standard policy country-wide? or just a sign someone put up at their local branch?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

pensions and other funds have real estate exposure, thus the unitholders so too.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

on its face, it’s just not a very illuminating statistic. it’s like saying 75% of Canadians have oil and gas exposure.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

honestly the only cool thing he ever did, was say that out loud to the press

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

well, and the dying thing

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

eXXon posted:

So you admit he brought back crack and PCP into fashion, sounds like a roundly accomplished man.

oh he was roundly, all right.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Any Alberta goons voting today?

Also, Jeromy Farkas (ghoulish redditor dork who ran for mayor in Calgary 5 years ago and/or was on Calgary city council at some point) came out today so congrats to him for having 0 self-awareness that his reactionary politics and the poo poo he has received for being gay or bi or whatever are directly related to eachother

yeah voted first thing this morning. I’m in an extremely safe NDP Edmonton riding, so I won’t be on the edge of my seat for my own MLA, but goddamn am I sweating buckets at this whole shitshow of a province.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

How many Albertastanians are there on these forums??

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Randalor posted:

Currently NDP has 52% of the votes and 5 seats. UCP has 43% and 16 seats. This is going to be a loving infuriating election isn't it?

same as every single other election save one in the last gazillion years here. sigh.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

CLAM DOWN posted:

burn down alberta

Read the news dumbass we're trying!

>flicks a lit ciggy out the window

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

everybody bitchin about living in Ontario itt - come move to Edmonton you cowards

it’s both somehow p good and p poo poo

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’ll admit I’ve never judged a city on the number of proper sex clubs vs tug parlours. much to think about

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

yeah I think I rescind my offer/challenge to come out west, after much thinking

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I’m learning so much

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

DJJIB-DJDCT posted:

Didn’t their premier invite all rootin tootin Real Canadians to move there recently?

not my premier :colbert:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Timmy’s could win back most of its squandered goodwill and customer loyalty by doing one simple thing:

Make the doughnuts fresh and bake them in-store.

It’s such a no-brainer - the smell is incredible and gets people eating and buying and lingering; the whirl of white-clad bakers swooping in and out of the kitchen with big trays of hot, fresh pastries; the pastries themselves when you eat ‘em. Get rid of like 75% of the food menu that takes up so much kitchen/prep space and put the bakery stuff back instead.

Just imagine the PR win. Imagine the organic marketing from word of mouth.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Pizza 73 is the only good thing about Alberta and mostly for the old radio jingle

sheeet they’re right.

the pizza’s oonnnnnn

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

what the hell does “drain” mean in frogland?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

DaysBefore posted:

Lol at Andrea Horwath privatising Hamilton's busses. Vote Orange No Matter Who

lol WHAT

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


Ouch, that’s a roast.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

gigantic loving relief here:

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?


GOOD. This is a shameful ban.

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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

TheKingofSprings posted:

Those Castro genes are pretty strong

this is the one wacky conspiracy theory I choose to believe because it’s completely harmless and also loving hilariously cooler than reality.

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