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CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

For sale: stock car series. Just refurbished. Dwindling fanbase. Best offer

# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 20:06

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

DanicaMarketingMachine.exe has suffered a fatal error and will now reset.

http://www.espn.com/racing/indycar/story/_/id/22443631

Is this like the time she didnt win pole for Daytona and the next day 'accidentally' posted a skin shot on twitter

# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 17:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Just give Suarez the trophy and call it done :toot:

# ¿ Feb 17, 2018 23:14

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I think the record for closest finish in an auto race is(was) .0005 in an Indy Lights race, so if official thats the new record

# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 18:52

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

It was really Henry Surtees death that should have been the time open cockpits should have been looked at. I also wonder what a real world scenario where a wheel hits a halo or canopy at full speed and how they really hold up.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 15:50

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Cars rolling

# ¿ Apr 16, 2018 18:39

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

CBJSprague24 posted:

And here it comes:
https://twitter.com/jim_utter/status/989886632915595264

What are they going to even do? Merge it with NXS?

Everyone who doesnt make the Chase gets sent to ARCA for a year

# ¿ Apr 27, 2018 16:35

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I am shocked and/or appalled

# ¿ May 2, 2018 16:19

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

big nipples big life posted:

Who is the good Kyle now thread?

lmao

I just googled to find out whatever happened to Kyle Krisiloff and although he seems to have vanished he is also related to Tony George so thats another one down

# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 21:12

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

You never go full Stenhouse

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 02:10

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

big nipples big life posted:

How can you not love this man?

I wanted to reply with a specific video, but the youtube results for "kyle busch tantrum" has 2,090 results

# ¿ Jul 13, 2018 21:58

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

NASCAR is live streaming a Charlotte roval test on their youtube channel starting now, if you really hate yourself

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 15:10

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

We got to see the 24 crash hard into the turn 1 tires, and in the end isnt that what really matters?

# ¿ Jul 17, 2018 18:36

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Jimmie is out of support warranty.

# ¿ Jul 26, 2018 14:50

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 10:59

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

If you missed the middle and just saw the start and end you'd never know there was rain

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 22:59

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Saw like 25 new posts and expected to see someone died or someone else trying to argue that the confederate flag is OK.

This is way funnier.

Same but assumed Chase failed inspection or some poo poo

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 19:23

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Overcome adversity: activate!

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 22:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

big nipples big life posted:

I bet Trump couldn't pick Brian France out of a lineup.

Didnt he call him Dave or something too?

# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 14:42

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Didn't she qualify 7th? Can he even fit in the loving car? Honestly what a child

Reminds me of PT saying he could come out of retirement and clean everybodys clock :downs:

# ¿ Aug 9, 2018 21:14

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Man, the concession stands must be packed today

# ¿ Aug 12, 2018 19:38

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I guess it was worth a try :shrug:

https://twitter.com/NASCAR/status/1029416372856672258

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 19:39

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Kahne's career just seemed to fall off a cliff at some point. It's hard to believe the Kahne of 2004 or so ended up with no Cups

# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 13:53

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

That was a good race

Too good :thunk:

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 02:49

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

In comparison to the spring race the track was practically full :shrug:

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 13:15

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

It worked out for defending Road America winner Jeremy Clements

# ¿ Aug 25, 2018 18:46

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Is half the problem not, that in 2018 people can't/won't dedicate 3-5 hours per week, for 36 weeks, to follow racing?

I'd be thinking the exact opposite. 25-30 races, cut to 2-2.5 hours max, the big races not withstanding

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 19:28

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I assume they are putting stacks of tires there too, and its not just a 90 degree safer barrier you meet if you miss the first turn

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 19:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Kyle touched the grass

Did he learn nothing from Spence

# ¿ Sep 10, 2018 20:17

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

WindyMan posted:

https://twitter.com/musicfactnews/status/1039355050295021568

Hamilton to Nascar CONFIRMED@!!!!!

I'm not sure who is supposed to feel insulted here

# ¿ Sep 11, 2018 21:18

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Sounds more like Jimmie to McLaren :v:

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 16:40

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I like the logic there. IndyCar too slow? NASCAR!

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 15:40

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

If they don't run in the wet we should ridicule them mercilessly

# ¿ Sep 27, 2018 21:03

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I fear someone is going to hit the kerbs on the back straight and vault clean over that tire wall

and by fear, I mean hope

# ¿ Sep 29, 2018 18:57

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I'm glad Brad is OK, that was a hard hit

Kyle Larson is also ok :geno:

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 22:05

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

The Gods are pleased with this

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 22:28

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

This must be the worst time of Jimmies life. They need to put him on suicide watch

# ¿ Sep 30, 2018 22:35

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

https://twitter.com/supercars/status/1053177268879519744

There are 6-10 races I would happily cull to make this happen

e; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iCRwsUeXYk

CactusWeasle fucked around with this message at 22:12 on Oct 19, 2018

# ¿ Oct 19, 2018 22:10

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

Some Random rear end in a top hat posted:

because I suck whatever horrible cock I have to suck to keep my trucks on the racetrack and my employees getting paychecks

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 13:07

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# ¿ May 15, 2024 17:44

CactusWeasle: Aug 1, 2006; It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

I had envisioned the 2019 aero package differently

# ¿ Oct 27, 2018 22:32

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