NASCAR 2019: Meet the New Thread, Same as the Old Thread

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dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Every year they're like "you gotta wait till the last lap" but it never loving WORKS

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 22:34

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:27

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Gotta wait till the last lap so a yellow comes out and you lose.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 23:15

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Lol that's awesome.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2018 19:01

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Kevin Harivck has always been great.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2018 16:09

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Rip tbayne. Off to cope pastures you go.

# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 02:54

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Rip the only national stock car series with a real points system.

# ¿ Apr 28, 2018 01:35

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Just don't like anyone in a Joe Gibbs car except Suarez and you're good.

# ¿ May 4, 2018 22:57

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Forcing all the Cup teams/drivers into modifieds would actually be super rad.

nice username

# ¿ May 11, 2018 00:41

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

mischief posted:

Didn't he have some kind of mental breakdown running V8's the year after he left NASCAR?

He couldn't really come to grips with the new V8s and said he was just kinda burnt out from racing.

# ¿ May 27, 2018 21:06

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Now that we've all turned on Larson he's gonna win everything.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 01:16

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Dear Kyle Larson:

If you're going to hit a guy like that, loving FINISH THE JOB

Yeah he should of finished the job in turn 1-2, especially knowing who's in the 18.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2018 22:37

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

NASCAR 2018: "That Is One Big Pile of poo poo"

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 03:35

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

https://twitter.com/23SpeedRacer/status/1015429328199389185?s=19

# ¿ Jul 7, 2018 03:59

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

That was the plateiest plate race that ever plate raced.

# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 04:21

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Heats starting here in about 10 minutes!

# ¿ Jul 18, 2018 23:52

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

maffew buildings posted:

Really thought Suarez had a chance off that last restart

Probably would have got it if Jones didn't swoop down to the inside and ruin suarez's run.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 00:00

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

https://twitter.com/bobpockrass/status/1024001480687345665?s=19

A thing is occurring.

# ¿ Jul 30, 2018 20:39

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://twitter.com/roidwards/status/1025880511338754048

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 06:13

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

shame on an IGA posted:

Chase Elliott... is cool?

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 21:02

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 22:22

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

big nipples big life posted:

It was 2 times wasn't it?

One truck and one Xfinity race iirc.

# ¿ Aug 14, 2018 23:11

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

This has been a hell of a fun race.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 01:40

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Remember that time Kyle made KBM an xfinity series team for a year and he didn't win a race all season? Hopefully the results are the same, Kinda bummed about what might happen to FRR rumor about this or not.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2018 14:21

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

CBJSprague24 posted:

Allegiant is a sponsor on the customizable cars in NASCAR Heat 3. I can make my very own Sprainder Grindshoulder car.

His Xfinity car is in the game too!

# ¿ Aug 29, 2018 21:53

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Misusing belts was an Earnhardt tradition, if Bill Simpson can be believed.

God drat

# ¿ Sep 7, 2018 01:41

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

To be fair the dumbass chicane on the front stretch is a lot better than the one on the back stretch .

# ¿ Sep 9, 2018 19:40

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

the stupid fuckin race will be the first nascar race i've watched in years

Don't you come in every few months and say this

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 04:11

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i've made one (1) post saying this in the past two years, you're out of your loving mind

No you

# ¿ Sep 28, 2018 22:01

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Peanut President posted:

what'll actually happen is the cars will run bumper to bumper but not be able to pass

I'm convinced Nascar doesn't even want the cars to be able to pass. They just want them AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE

# ¿ Oct 4, 2018 02:40

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

CBJSprague24 posted:

That was three years ago today from the looks of it. Wasn't this where NASCAR was trying their hardest to freeze the field at a point which would let Junyer advance and failed, which led to the restart which "wasn't actually a restart" even though it totally was.

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAIHrjByk6U&t=11830s

They also decided to have only one GWC attempt because I think it was the first plate race after Austin Dillon flew into the catchfence. Which it really doesn't make sense to just make it one GWC cause then everyone is gonna be even dumber on the one attempt but what do I know? That also kinda led to the overtime line I think?

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 07:06

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Where's the hats

# ¿ Oct 26, 2018 17:11

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

shyduck posted:

Truex should've just dumped his rear end

Truex is kinda an idiot for not expecting him to do that.

# ¿ Oct 28, 2018 23:22

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Reynold posted:

The best the sport's been in a long loving time, really? One of the primary contenders for the championship just got disqualified for being a cheating gently caress like two races before the end of the season you idiot. Run your mouth about how great cheating was in the 80's some more though, that'll keep top level teams from shutting down and race fans from tuning out.

Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2018 04:11

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

I like that the series sponsor model is what the primary sponsor models for team owners is.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2018 01:04

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

It's pretty obvious they have no idea if this is gonna work since they're having their biggest race of the year use 2018 rules.

# ¿ Jan 19, 2019 08:15

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 12:27

dentist toy box: Oct 9, 2012; There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.

Meh. Ever since the redesign a few years back I pretty much stopped going on it.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 19:16

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