#blessed pics: raise the woof

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Gadzuko: Feb 14, 2005

It was stitched together, watch closely on the transitions from one room to the stairs etc and you can see a very slight jump where the camera changes.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:33

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# ? May 1, 2024 23:42

ledge: Jun 10, 2003

Bullshit, they obviously used a tiny drone.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:44

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

They used a very small person to film this

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:47

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Jokes aside I think it's very cute that their human house has a tiny cat house which has a tinier mouse house and finally has a tiniest spider house in it.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:49

spechtie: Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbvpi5G8pW1qa1gsx_720.mp4

# ? Apr 14, 2024 23:58

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Waffle House posted:

Tapirs are so goofy I love it

# ? Apr 15, 2024 00:14

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Tapirs are so goofy I love it

They also seem to be one of those niche creatures which evolution keeps returning to and remaking every few million years so there's a bunch of fossil animals which are tapir-shaped but even goofier

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Astrapotheres were an extinct order of South American ungulates who probably looked like a cross between elephants and tapirs (although not closely related to either). They're a great example of convergent evolution going "Eyyyyy we need a hippo/elephant thingy to fill a niche over here, throw some tusks and a trunk on a random chubby little thing and we'll call it good"

Astrapotherium looked like a little elephant with vampire teeth and boar tusks:

Granastrapotherium snorki was pretty much a bigger version of Astrapotherium (as the name suggests) with massive walrus-like tusks. Just look at this ridiculous thing:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Speaking of dumb elephant things, the actual proboscidean order has obviously been super successful with all those massive mammoths and mastodons and the current extant elephant species but they weren't all winners. One early side branch of the proboscidea family tree was the Moeritherium, the shittiest elephant that ever lived

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Moeritherium was a rotund semi-aquatic mammal with short, stubby legs that lived about 37-35 million years ago[1] Its body shape and lifestyle demonstrate convergent evolution with pigs, tapirs, and the pygmy hippopotamus. Moeritherium was smaller than most or all later proboscideans, standing only 70 centimetres (2.3 ft) high at the shoulder and weighing 235 kilograms (518 lb).[2] The shape of their teeth suggests that they ate soft water vegetation.

It was one of the most pathetic, nebbish, hyper-nerdy creatures to ever walk the surface of this planet. Just look at how lovely it was:

You can't help but assume that the other Eocene creatures beat it up and stole its lunch money

# ? Apr 15, 2024 01:01

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/wbHefau.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/U3PQjVX.mp4

# ? Apr 15, 2024 01:21

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They also seem to be one of those niche creatures which evolution keeps returning to and remaking every few million years so there's a bunch of fossil animals which are tapir-shaped but even goofier

Astrapotherium probably went extinct because even other Astrapotherium refused to gently caress them.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 01:59

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Everyone has to be nice to Moeritherium

Otherwise it'll get so pissed off it'll go extinct about it

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:17

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They also seem to be one of those niche creatures which evolution keeps returning to and remaking every few million years so there's a bunch of fossil animals which are tapir-shaped but even goofier

It's like god said "lemme smash a hippo, elephant & donkey together 'n see what happens"

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:42

McGavin: Sep 18, 2012

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:51

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

McGavin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xrVHiIcVE

# ? Apr 15, 2024 02:55

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Here's the source channel https://www.youtube.com/@xzl-YouTube/videos. Unfortunately no english subs so no idea what they're saying, but it's neat to some of the creation and see the scale with actual people inside some of the rooms.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 04:20

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

^ ty

https://i.imgur.com/QZZwV7T.mp4

# ? Apr 15, 2024 04:45

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wbHefau.mp4

We need humans to domesticate whales. Pet owners are probably the only force that can overpower any other.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 08:15

The Alchemist: Dec 12, 2010; Can't post for 20 hours!

Last thing I need is a neighbor who lets his whale poo poo on my lawn

# ? Apr 15, 2024 09:52

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Apr 15, 2024 10:56

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Here's a video of a man stroking his tiny cock

https://i.imgur.com/JcNEwTf.mp4

# ? Apr 15, 2024 14:17

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's a video of a man stroking his tiny cock

https://i.imgur.com/JcNEwTf.mp4

Wait, that's considered tiny? :ohdear:

# ? Apr 15, 2024 14:44

lobsterminator: Oct 16, 2012

Perestroika posted:

Wait, that's considered tiny?

The big one is only available in OnlyFans.

# ? Apr 15, 2024 14:48

spechtie: Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbb69xiGsB1zbh1kr.mp4

# ? Apr 16, 2024 00:09

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

McGavin posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Jd600gs.mp4

...how did this guy fit inside?

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:00

spankmeister: Jun 15, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

...how did this guy fit inside?

very carefully

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:01

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

That apartment, 600 square centimeters? 2k a month cuz it's overlooking the park

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:14

dinahmoe: Sep 13, 2007

spankmeister posted:

very carefully

I didn�t know you posted here, Dad!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:16

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Perestroika posted:

Wait, that's considered tiny?

That's normal? This is disturbing...

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:19

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

I know I'm stretching the definition of #blessed, but someone having fun at this scale seemed to fit:

https://i.imgur.com/WYwYxq3.mp4

(couldn't resist replacing the original music :v:

)

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:48

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Trabant posted:

I know I'm stretching the definition of #blessed, but someone having fun at this scale seemed to fit:

https://i.imgur.com/WYwYxq3.mp4

(couldn't resist replacing the original music )

No, that's straight up #blessed content

# ? Apr 16, 2024 01:58

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

spechtie posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbb69xiGsB1zbh1kr.mp4

Reminds me of a few years ago when I was at bonobo exhibit at the zoo and there was a little girl (Like under five years old) looking through the window while a baby bonobo looked back at her and the (presumably) moms watched.

The little girl put her hand on the glass and the baby bonobo reached out...

Then the bonobo mom snatched the baby away and took it away like "Nope you stay away from that drat dirty human".

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:04

Runa: Feb 13, 2011

don't touch that human you'll catch anxiety

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:05

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Trabant posted:

^ ty

https://i.imgur.com/QZZwV7T.mp4

I let out an audible OOOH SHIIIITTT :aaa:

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:27

Anime Store Adventure: May 6, 2009

Trabant posted:

I know I'm stretching the definition of #blessed, but someone having fun at this scale seemed to fit:

https://i.imgur.com/WYwYxq3.mp4

(couldn't resist replacing the original music )

That guy must have been absolutely cackling to himself.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 03:46