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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Howdy

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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naem posted:

how does he play a trumpet without lips

Extremely well, thank you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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A Blessed gif to counteract this clearly haunted/cursed mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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You'd think so, but:

https://twitter.com/Just_CallMe_Des/status/1069765786783277057

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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A tie between "Cow worshipper" and "Brats", based on my food preferences

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I'm the Bigfoot sneakily peeking out of the treeline and longing for a soft bed of my own

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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That was supposed to be MY epitaph, rear end in a top hat :mad:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Cursed username/post combo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Raiders of the Lost Bark

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Two curses don't make a blessed, friend

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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McGavin posted:

Mods, please change my name to HOG-BABE. :thanks:

:vince:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Carth Dookie posted:

That was hella #blessed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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There is zero way you're going to force two cats to hang out like that if they don't like it & each other. Also some cats are just chill and don't mind wearing stuff, they are the most #blessed of pets.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RabbitWizard posted:

Confirmed. Mine doesn't mind at all.

https://imgur.com/a/EZorTTH

Also very #blessed, especially the one that looks like it houses a nuclear reactor:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Oscar Wild posted:

:nws: https://twitter.com/Cool3DWorld/status/1145724469358530560?s=19:nws:

NWS for non genitaled man scooting around the forest looking for true love.

Jerry Cotton posted:

That's cute and all but makes no sense if you think about it for more than one second.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Len posted:

Not sure if blessed or cursed. I'm leaning towards cursed because it wasn't airbrush.

Some art transcends medium. Case in point,

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Taima posted:

Oh good it's another person who thinks a photo of their own cat doing nothing is a great 2019 internet share

This, but unironically

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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bradzilla posted:

no one wants to see your ugly babies

Turn on your monitor

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Len posted:

This little guy was hanging outside on my bird feeder last night



*bursts out of door, waving broom* I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE, THAT'S FOR BIRDS, YOU rear end in a top hat

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Thanks for the "small girl getting murdered" movie in the blessed images thread Oscar Wild!

Treated and released
Nature is #blessed but goddamn I hate Yellowstoners. I was intimidated the first time I saw bison wandering across the road from the safety of a vehicle, those things are huge up close. But every year you just get these idiots wandering around them on foot for photo ops like they're cute barnyard animals or something :argh:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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CleverHans posted:

*Steve Harvey voice*

"Survey says......

REAL NOT FUCKIN' BLESSED"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Sex Skeleton posted:

I mentally narrated that in the voice of David Attenborough.

The narration is what makes it incredibly blessed.

Sadly, only two out of these five trucks will make it to adulthood and create mines of their own. Some will likely be killed in an avalanche or by an overinflated tire explosion. Others will fall prey to a hungry OSHA inspector.

It may seem harsh, but such is the nature of mines. *cut to commercial*

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Yoshi Wins posted:

I really think there’s an excessive amount of people calling posts cursed in this thread.

I read this thread to feel good. I read CSPAM when I need a top up on my cynicism supply.


secretly cursed because crows will eventually supplant us

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Paladinus posted:

No, the dog is an idiot. Unable to conceive how to deal with a tiny cat. Unable of any thought, really.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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I heard Machete once scared a toddler so hard his grandmother came back to life to rescue him.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

the word "caturday" is cursed if youre over 20, sorry.

e: 15, actually

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Krankenstyle posted:

no u. kittens are great, its just a very bad word

heres my kitten who was born on a saturday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj-QnIA1LCQ

OK, that's a good cat, and I apologize for being overly aggressive in attacking anti-cat sentiment

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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We've hit peak #blessed, time to shut 'er down.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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[as I'm being hunted down and devoured] Still, though, they're super cute!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Geese are some of the biggest assholes on earth, but I'm forced to concede that that is indeed #blessed :kimchi:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Well, "content" anyway.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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:shrug:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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ultrafilter posted:

Owls are roughly 80% feathers by volume, but a picture of one is pretty highly unblessed, so you can look that one up yourself.


Or temporarily slim one down yourself, if you happen to have an owl and some water on hand.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:frogc00l:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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bring back old gbs posted:

i see you like your pincers, so how bout some smaller pincers to clean the big ones???

https://i.imgur.com/kvIK5al.mp4

Man, I dunno. Some crabs (e: whoops that's no crab, lol) are blessed, that one starts there but turns into cursed nightmare horror pretty quick though :sweatdrop:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ugggghhh, leave those pincers in the cursed thread where they belong :mad:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

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Literally A Person posted:

Sweet god.

<----- Cursed av in the blessed thread

The rare #blessed/cursed/schadenfreude triple combo!

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