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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Mila rocks a tux AND spats.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Yeah eku where do you even get all this stuff

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I ate too much spaghetti for dinner just now and now I do as well

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011


Wall Balls posted:

nun_pun_workshopping.txt
  • mortal nunbat
  • virtuous fighter
  • fister act
  • theological knockout
  • shaolin suckerpunch
  • nun-fu

The black nun, all black. None of the white bits

Borscht fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jan 10, 2023

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
How that man is still below 50 k subscribers is beyond me

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Someone posted the original Wilhelm scream. I

https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/675810/

V blessed indeed

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I love Wikipedia for listing belligerents, commanders and outcomes of a monkey brawl like it’s waterloo.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

The Modern Leper posted:

The whole point of the article (and the research surrounding it) is that apes wage war in a fashion similar to humans, with the same or analogous motivations.

Comedy forum aside, calling it a monkey brawl misses the point (including the point of why there's a Wikipedia article about it in the first place).

I said I love it. No shade. I should write an article about the time when I was 9, i noticed leaf cutters and fire ants mixing it up in my backyard then proceeded to grant the leaf cutters divine blessings in the form of stomps, lend lease yaupon leaves and a decisive shovel strike on the fire ant capitol when the time was right.

Colonialists must perish; even ants.

Fake edit: while looking up how to spell yaupon, I learned that it contains significant amounts of theobromine which means I was juicing them up on drugs before sending them into battle.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Please tell me that is real. I’ll flip my lid.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Cable Guy posted:

That's no possum. That's 'n Opossum












That's a Possum.

Opossum is just ‘a possum’ that ate its indefinite article like “an apron” used to be “a napron”

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

spankmeister posted:

Probably one that's executively produced by Dick Wolf

What if they got married and he became dickweed?

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
I don’t know if it was the solstice or what but three ewes dropped today.

I

E: equinox. Not solstice. I’m a moron

Borscht fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Mar 20, 2024

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
You know he’s British because he’ll just do one for the money.

https://youtu.be/R7UikzYdgTc?si=EXZLPgqpreIjCPaH

https://youtu.be/ihvG3RgbYzE?si=m2SbMXfDvJHS9_mM

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