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Apr 21, 2012


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teca-cuatrocientos veintiséis reporting for duty, mang.

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blessed butts

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Apr 21, 2012


Mammal Sauce posted:

Is that you, Wayne Gretzky?

It could this dude who went to the catacombs in France and stole one of the skulls. He took a bunch of pics of him sticking his dick into eye sockets.



But I really hope it's Wayne Gretzky. He was an artist. Some use pastels or oils, Wayne's medium was his balls.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Lumpy isn't doing too well after his dad Chewbacca refuses to come home after that awkward life day incident.

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Poopy butt hole

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Apr 21, 2012



w...would she get mad if I kept looking down at her boobs?

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Back in the late 60's my dad and his friends made pot brownies for a concert and left them unattended for 3 mins. After they'd came back his dog Chad had eaten the entire pan and began to act weird. Chad wasn't the same after that night :smith:

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DiggityDoink posted:

My sister's cat ate an 1/8th of my weed one time when I left it on the table to run down the street to get rolling papers. He was hosed up for about 2 days, doing nothing but sleeping, eating and making GBS threads (normal cat stuff but without the occasional craziness), then returned to the normal rear end in a top hat cat he is.

I keep my pot in jars now rather than baggies.

That's good to know, though I couldn't get my current cat to eat people food even if I tried. I haven't had a dog in a while but I know you are suppose to induce vomiting if they get into edibles, or chocolate, or beer.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Look out here comes Garfield, rear end in a top hat.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I saved a baby bird out the back yard and put it in a tree.

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Apr 21, 2012


DrPossum posted:

baby birds are called bees

Sorry I saved a bee out the back yard and put it in a tree.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfymmFs1kJg

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



If this were the late 80's or early 90's this would SO go on my cubical wall, I'd be the office cut up just for this picture alone.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



This is off the charts! All the unplugged dot matrix printers in my garage just exploded, printing all sorts of ASCII dogs and pages of "11/10"s

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Apr 21, 2012


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Apr 21, 2012



Meow

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Apr 21, 2012



Hell yes!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



That's how I'd get drunk if I were a bird.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



"Beware of your wandering eye, you little poriferan!"

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Apr 21, 2012


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Best of boys.

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Apr 21, 2012



This cat should be knighted.

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Apr 21, 2012



goddamn

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Apr 21, 2012



I love this.

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Apr 21, 2012



Amadeus Bud

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Apr 21, 2012


jemand posted:

This dog is cool.

Dog this is cool

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



Man, the inquisitions really gently caress up humans phsycosexually.


On the plus side "Master Series The Extreme Enforcer Humbler with Ankle Restraints, Count 1" gets four our of five stars!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol I'm a dipshit for not seeing that in the link.

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Apr 21, 2012


Zil posted:

Its pooping in that castle isn't it?

He is peeing.

pee king duck. :dadjoke:

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