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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

This is worthy of the tips section in old lady magazines.




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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

ultrafilter posted:

I legitimately can't tell if those are real or not.

it is real, my friend. these magazines have stories about like... people having extra marital affairs with ghosts and stuff

the cleaning lady at the place i used to work would read them on her break and would almost every day go "tsk tsk tsk..." then read me a very salacious, scandalous and usually bizarre nugget from them

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
true but what are ya gonna do

also i have never quite understood why those magazines (there a lot of them: Chat, Take a Break, Woman) have a picture of a lady on the front. Like those aren't famous ladies, they are just models who maybe are in catalogues or whatever. i just would like to know why it is standard to have a lady on the front, like what value does it add :/

crispix fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 21, 2018

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That is kind what i expected but i kinda feel like there are things they could put on there that old ladies like rather than just a lady. Like who even is that lady, she could be a hussy or a divorcee for all those old ladies know. If i were in charge of an old lady magazine probably i would put a picture of a cup of tea and different fancy biscuits on there, or maybe a picture of those gold coloured sandals that some old ladies like to wear

or a nice pouffe

crispix fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 21, 2018

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

oval office smasher! #blessed :)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Solice Kirsk posted:

I really wish feathered hair would make a comeback.

be the change you want to see in the world, friend :)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWNwxaxyDYM

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLzPRyMmOGY&t=17s

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Mr. Apollo posted:

This is a dog obedience graduation class. The dog is supposed to walk over to its owner and then sit down.




https://i.imgur.com/F4KVApk.gifv

Dog was written by someone who hasn't fully grasped how recursion works :coffeepal:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Zzulu posted:

Hehe, let me just get my phone and photograph this while he's stuck on teh floor with food all over himself crying. The internet will love this


quote:

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:laugh:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Looks like the ending of a film I want to watch :)

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Tell the prime minister to get hosed what?


That's nice. I wonder how he affords it though

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Memento posted:

"get hosed from Ellingen", it's where he's from

Ah okay thanks. Australian is a great accent for swearing and shouting in imo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

SniperWoreConverse posted:



tfw you eat the fruit of knowledge and realize your bf is the kind of guy to wear his mustache like that and loves the look

Mama June got fat again

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I bet it smells like cheese in there

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

nexus6 posted:

Come to Scotland! There's a shitload more countryside than people and a lot fewer Tories.

A lot of Scotland is chock full of tories in my experience

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
and Edinburgh

I forgot what thread I was in again so here is something nice

https://i.imgur.com/omyL3yK.mp4

crispix fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Apr 29, 2020

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

https://i.imgur.com/0EV1DE3.mp4

crispix fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Apr 29, 2020

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

Here's a blessed tip: when you commit a crime, don't tell anyone, or take pictures, or brag.


That special moment is for you alone. Don't give the cops evidence, dummies!

Don't talk Tahoe :nono:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Inceltown posted:

It's a Brussels Griffon



They kinda look like Matt Damon

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Curb Your Enthusiasm S11E01 - The Autistic Carwash :jerry:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Lodin posted:

Hot Lincoln!



It's in the L.A. federal courthouse.

Twinkoln ;-*

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Looks like it starts with her drawing a suspected anustart

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

RIP diabeetus grandad

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Butternubs posted:

It looks like they've just summoned a sewer genie.

He is hiding his boobies i think

or maybe just very indignant about the situation

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I'd like to think you flip a switch at the top and it turns into a slippy slide

i'm guessing whoever lives there does not drink alcohol

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Wall Balls posted:

alright guys, time to come clean



i like how he appears to be literally marching out of the shop with it

that's how you do it

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Imagine hearing yourself break wind for the first time :allears:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Very cursed if you fall down the stairs drunk and then stumble straight into spikeytown

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

imagine walking home drunk :(

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
President poo pants!!!!!!! :newlol:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Never eeeendiiiiiiiiiiing stooooooorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dooo doodo dooooooooooooo doodood oooooooooooooooooooooo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
hi Kevin

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
trump doesn't want a dog around because it'd be fuckin smarter than he is

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Captain Hygiene posted:

I love this pic, just muscly people having fun doing muscly people things :3:

Shiiinniiiiiiiiing muscleeeeey peeeeeeople haaaving fuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuu-uuuuun

doodledoodle doooooo doo doo doo dooo dooo :sax:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

The big drunk guy whose limbs momentarily consider getting him involved before he is pulled back by the lady :laugh:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear


:britain: version

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
slinky boy

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lovely, happy, blessed pets :)

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

my kitty climbs up on things like that. she doesn't jump with her hind legs now she's older

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