Phlegmish posted:

Yeah, it was posted in the punk thread, too.

Hey Mickey by Toni Basil is unironically the punkest song on there, replace Toni with an English football hooligan and it could be a Cockney Rejects song

BasicLich posted:

The only time I found more than one of these was when I was around 8 years old, I found two 4-leaves and one 5-leaves, which added up to 13 total leaves and that's the day I gave up on luck and decided to take the reigns

Inceltown posted:

A picture is worth a thousand words and this has to be at least 1,000 words in the obituary so assuming it's transitive in both directions it counts as a pic.

Inceltown posted:

I thought we couldn't say that word out of the Aus / UK threads.

flavor.flv posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r88ng62SKd1x4pmbc.mp4

The last remnant of ice age megafauna on land proving it can still hold its own against the horrors of the modern world

ekuNNN posted:

"I caught her singing in the bathroom", sound on
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ql165nZsDC1vmobp0.mp4

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qncnjdugaG1vmobp0_720.mp4

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Dogs on couch (two minutes later)
Dogs on couch
Dogs on couch (got your picture)
Dogs on couch

Jenny Nicholson posted:

Waiting for our flight....

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

there is noone on this plane...

Automatic Slim posted:

As a lawyer, Harlan Sanders once got into a fist fight during a trial. It was with his own client.

He also killed a competitor of the service station he owned in self-defense.

"Colonel" is an honorific awarded by the Governor of Kentucky and only for limited periods. Sanders would lobby to be re-awarded the title when the term ran out.

e: Nebraska has an honorary admiralty.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Country goth girls make do

Hyperlynx posted:

That's a gnocchi.

Ror posted:

massive lol at appreciating the blessed dog and his mural and then scrolling down to see his dangling lil' kermit legs

Paladinus posted:

What a pussy.

Carthag Tuek posted:

i dont believe it

rainbows dont work like that.

nexous posted:

Turn on your monitor

Drinkslinger posted:

This reminds me of Matt Chats With Cats:

Altared State posted:

The Twisted Nerve song doesn't really fit

https://twitter.com/Brett_Hanfling/status/1578555339351261185?t=7Hu-qsf-nIGD_I2os0DbKg&s=19

quote:

Wedge-tailed eagle saved from ocean by diver off Victorian coast
^{ABC Gippsland
By Mim Hook and Rio Davis
Posted Fri 14 Oct 2022 at 12:17pmFriday 14 Oct 2022 at 12:17pm, updated Fri 14 Oct 2022 at 12:30pm}


_{The wedge-tailed eagle perched on Mr Rudge's boat. (Supplied: John Rudge)}

A wedge-tailed eagle is expected to make a full recovery after it was rescued from the ocean by a diver off the coast of Victoria.

Professional diver Johno Rudge was diving in the South Gippsland region when he came across the bird of prey struggling to stay afloat.

"It was a dead still, glassy day. At first I thought it was a dog swimming from Port Welshpool to Snake Island and it was being swooped by birds," he said.

Mr Rudge helped the eagle climb onto the boat, where it perched "like a figurehead" until he completed the rest of his dive.

Eagles are generally more comfortable surfing air streams than ocean waves.

But Mr Rudge suspects the bird had been in there for a long time because it was "waterlogged, a bit distressed" and couldn't fly.

"This time of year they get quite territorial and it may have had a fight with another bird," he said.


_{The bird of prey is expected to make a full recovery. (Supplied: Linda Cunningham)}

Things took another turn when Mr Rudge returned to shore to hand the bird over to wildlife carers.

"We tried to corner him and catch him but he wasn't letting us get close to him," he said.

The carer, Mr Rudge, and another diver tried to put a hood over the bird but it flew a short distance into some shallow water.

"So I stripped off, walked out there with the boat hook, he climbed up the boat hook, and I started walking him back in," he said.

Recovery and release expected

Wildlife carer Linda Cunningham has been looking after the bird since it was rescued.

"This bird was only immature, their feathers aren't quite oiled up enough, so once they get waterlogged they can't get out at all," she said.

Over 30 years working with birds of prey, Ms Cunningham said she had never rescued a wet wedge-tailed eagle before.

"[We'll release her] once she's put on a little bit of weight and she's looking a bit more spritely," she said.

"She's starting to look a bit better this morning, so within two or three days, once this weather is done, she'll be back up in the sky again."

anatomi posted:

Pringles should make a can with a spring-driven bottom....

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://i.imgur.com/fI6gYRE.mp4

Hyperlynx posted:

Oh yeah, I remember that toilet paper ad campaign.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzpDpf7xAts

(Actually lol no I didn't, I thought it was Sorbent but it turns out it was Kleenex)

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xxxCY8e.mp4

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rbiwhuKcAA1vmobp0.mp4

Oscar Wild posted:

Interesting article about these cute fuckers.

https://defector.com/this-hole-is-full-of-viperfishes

-Zydeco- posted:

Neco posted:

I … expected more farts, to be honest

Mechanical Pencil posted:

Craps

Code Jockey posted:

good lord


what does this mean

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

I don't know about the cat, but the lizard is monitoring traffic.

mobby_6kl posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3XjB9I4.mp4

Smik posted:

:snip:

Robo Reagan posted:

youtube's been recommending videos with like 100 views lately and honestly i prefer having that sprinkled in instead of all the big names for everything

HardThrashers channel blurb posted:

In which a not-actually-peer-of-the-realm waffles rubbish about bits of history as and when it pleases him. And possibly whiskey too

LifeSunDeath posted:

Audio
https://i.imgur.com/EKYHqEX.mp4

crankybastard posted:

Dudes face in the background at the very end is priceless.

dog nougat posted:

Paladinus posted:

It's okay, it's fake.

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_s2blfeyNfY1r0uzl6.mp4

blight rhino posted:

"What, the what?"

https://imgur.com/2Xlrqed.mp4