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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Melania Trump announced on their wedding anniversary she wouldn't be going with her husband to Davos for the economic summit. How will she spend her time with Trump out of the White House?

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Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Sitting in a chair, staring blankly off into the reflective patina of a gold Trump wall.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKqA2-lskUg

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i am sure the secret service will be keeping a close eye on her

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i am sure the secret service will be keeping a close eye on her

Yeah, 2 maybe 3 at a time. In shifts.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Trying to figure out what she's thinking

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Hello

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

spanking Lex Steele with a copy of People

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Bip Roberts posted:

Yeah, 2 maybe 3 at a time. In shifts.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


"I know doctors say you're supposed to drink a glass and a half each day, but I just can't drink that much!"

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Watching the gorilla channel.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Finally, she gets to hold the remote ... and it's covered in big mac grease

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
id laugh myself to death on the fkn spot if by twist of fate trump contracted HIV from barebacking 90s porn stars, tho ill settle for the current scenario as the timing is impeccable and ideally his wife goes 2 mueller and sings like a bird while he away eating burgs w/ russians or she has him served divorce papers as soon as he touches down in america (imagine that tweet ^_^)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
melania trump makes mary todd lincoln seem like melissa mccarthy

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

She's getting railed by her personal trainer op.

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.

She's enjoying a single, precious moment of peace and quiet. Maybe she can read a book without worrying about her husband walking in and asking why it doesn't have pictures.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Goon Danton posted:

She's enjoying a single, precious moment of peace and quiet. Maybe she can read a book without worrying about her husband walking in and asking why it doesn't have pictures.

melania knauss (never "trump" in her mind palace) reaches under the nightstand in her separate bedroom, fumbling with the secret lever for a scant moment. with a hushed "click," a sigh of relief. she reaches into the hidden compartment, pulling out volume 12 of lenin's collected works. this day is just for her.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwDrHqNZ9lo

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

tonight she gets the two scoops of ice cream ... chocolate!

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

ordering a rare steak at the four seasons

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Goon Danton posted:

She's enjoying a single, precious moment of peace and quiet. Maybe she can read a book without worrying about her husband walking in and asking why it doesn't have pictures.

imagine having everything constantly mansplained to you by the dumbest man in the world

nah
Mar 16, 2009

she's wishing she had married some other dumb rich guy that didn't want to run for president and so she could just be the trophy wife of a dumb rich guy

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis
Not to be crude but I bet she flicks the bean a lot

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
even tho by any reasonable measure melania and barron are probably all hosed up, i really do wish nothing but the best for both of them.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

nah posted:

she's wishing she had married some other dumb rich guy that didn't want to run for president and so she could just be the trophy wife of a dumb rich guy

silently, furiously working out the dancefloor choreography that would've introduced her to mark cuban rather than TRUMP

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

she's chatting w/ me on discord RN

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
she's actually straight up no lie visiting a holocaust museum

she got you all beat

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


she gets to flush the yellow instead of leaving it mellow

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lastgirl posted:

she's actually straight up no lie visiting a holocaust museum

she got you all beat

"Finally, a chance to see these exhibits without Donald constantly ranting about what a bunch of starving losers and asking aloud why they didn't just make a deal with the Nazi state."

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Captain_Maclaine posted:

"Finally, a chance to see these exhibits without Donald constantly ranting about what a bunch of starving losers and asking aloud why they didn't just make a deal with the Nazi state."

ya thats accur8

https://twitter.com/FLOTUS/status/956564285274181633

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Lastgirl posted:

she's actually straight up no lie visiting a holocaust museum

she got you all beat

welp thread over, voted 5, gldomine

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

cuntman.net posted:

welp thread over, voted 5, gldomine

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

my gut reaction to pictures of Melania with Donald is to feel bad for her, but then I remember she’s a gold digging trophy wife who knew god drat well she was marrying Donald loving TRUMP

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

cuntman.net posted:

welp thread over, voted 5, gldomine

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



she's making sure Ivanka is the Marie Antoinette and not her

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

it is wondrerful to be heer

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4XfyYFa9yo
Should I feel bad for her? I'm really unsure.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
sitting in a house that smells of old man farts and kfc

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

sitting in a house that smells of old man farts and kfc

also a bedroom with hamburger crumbs all over the place

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

etalian posted:

also a bedroom with hamburger crumbs all over the place

at least she doesn't have to sleep in it

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