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imagine a wizard's bong. just imagine it.
Some people have bongs with dragons on them. Wizards have bongs with regular poo poo on them... Businessmen, a 1992 Nissan, ballpoint pens. Less fun than you might think.
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Some people have bongs with dragons on them. Wizards have bongs with regular poo poo on them... Businessmen, a 1992 Nissan, ballpoint pens. Less fun than you might think.
Tbqh I would rip the heck out of a bong featuring a 1992 Nissan. Very aesthetic. I imagine it as a nice line drawing in frosted glass towards the neck of the bong, where my current one has a lil blue scorpion
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I'm pretty sure J.K. Rowling said all the stoners went to Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw...
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Jan 26, 2018 23:24
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Oh man, hufflePUFF. It's been right in front of our faces this whole time 
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Jan 27, 2018 00:30
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Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
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Allblunts Dabbledore
Lord Vapedemort
Doobie the House Elf
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Jan 27, 2018 09:17
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I thought doobie was the dog
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Jan 27, 2018 14:35
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Sitting there watching the moving staircases rotate for 5 hours straight
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Jan 27, 2018 15:36
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It’s difficult to speak Parseltongue when you have cottonmouth.
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Jan 27, 2018 19:11
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Jan 27, 2018 21:20
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It’s difficult to speak Parseltongue when you have cottonmouth.
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Jan 27, 2018 21:55
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The Trichome Tournament
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Jan 28, 2018 11:25
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Harry spending hours trying and failing to do magic until he realizes his wand is actually just a blunt
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Jan 28, 2018 14:57
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Olivander continued in a low voice: "the cannabis plant, whose leaf resides within and gives power to your wand, gave a leaf to only one other wand... The wand which gave you that scar."
Harry, startled, touches the scar on his forehead, which is shaped like a bong
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Jan 28, 2018 15:06
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"whoa dude..." - my impression of Harry Potter smoking weed
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Jan 28, 2018 16:05
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"whoa dude..." - my impression of Harry Potter smoking weed
Scarily accurate
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Jan 28, 2018 16:18
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If the Wizarding World of Harry Potter were stoned, it might go a little something like this:
Remus Lupen: I like to blaze
Dumbledor:e Me too. I smoke an ounce a day.
Lupin: I get my weed direct from afghanistan. from the land of the Assassin.
Dumbledor: Sprout thinks her poo poo is good. it's not. It's mids.
Lupin: its muggle weed. its not magical.
Dumbedre: i'm a gold member of the grasscity.com forums
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Harry: "Hermione you know you can't make food using magic! it's against gamp's law of transfiguration!"
Stoned-Hermione:"You know what gently caress you, I'm just trying to have some loving fun for once"
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Jan 29, 2018 02:05
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Getting loving blitzed off that sticky icky (called so because the leaves look like little broomsticks)
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Jan 29, 2018 11:07
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Olivander continued in a low voice: "the cannabis plant, whose leaf resides within and gives power to your wand, gave a leaf to only one other wand... The wand which gave you that scar."
Harry, startled, touches the scar on his forehead, which is shaped like a bong
Lol
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Jan 29, 2018 11:09
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Hufflepuff divides all their time between smoking weed and huffing brain-damaging aerosols.
the only time they're really useful is when someone needs to undergo surgery, they are called upon to cast their signature Nitrus Occidium spell
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Jan 29, 2018 13:06
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"I initially got into WizCoin and other stuff so I could buy magical weed on darkweb sites like Silk Road But For Wizards and stuff, but then it sort of just took off on its own. I think if everyone got into WizCoin, then there'd be no need for Gringotts or those loving goblins, as it's not backed by gold or whatever. Not that I'm anti goblin but you know, they do control our entire financial system practically and nobody seems to really care, so I agree with Voldemort on that issue at least."
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Jan 29, 2018 14:29
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Dumbledore takes a huge rip and spews
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Jan 29, 2018 14:32
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Ron: Goyle is a narc.
Harry: Totally.
Ron: But he still chiefs.
Harry: They all do.
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Jan 29, 2018 14:37
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"I initially got into WizCoin and other stuff so I could buy magical weed on darkweb sites like Silk Road But For Wizards and stuff, but then it sort of just took off on its own. I think if everyone got into WizCoin, then there'd be no need for Gringotts or those loving goblins, as it's not backed by gold or whatever. Not that I'm anti goblin but you know, they do control our entire financial system practically and nobody seems to really care, so I agree with Voldemort on that issue at least."
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Jan 29, 2018 15:01
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You're a weedzard, Harry
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