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Herbione Granger
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Harry spending hours trying and failing to do magic until he realizes his wand is actually just a blunt
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Jan 28, 2018 14:57
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Olivander continued in a low voice: "the cannabis plant, whose leaf resides within and gives power to your wand, gave a leaf to only one other wand... The wand which gave you that scar."
Harry, startled, touches the scar on his forehead, which is shaped like a bong
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Jan 28, 2018 15:06
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You're a weedzard, Harry
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Jan 29, 2018 16:17
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Jan 30, 2018 06:26
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The Half-Baked Prince
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Jan 31, 2018 05:02
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the edibles kick into overdrive right as charms master filius flitwick enters the class and when you see that furry little goofball toddling around you lean over to ron and are like "goddamit, ronald, I can't deal with thiiiiiis right now"
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Jan 31, 2018 23:17
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harry rolling up a fatty outside hagrid's but he forgot his wand in his dorm so he thinks about voldemort and sticks the end of the blunt on his forehead
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Feb 3, 2018 05:18
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I'm pretty sure that Hermione would use the archaic "marihuana" with a slight overemphasis on the pronunciation of the h.
"It's marihhhuaana, not marihuannaaa!"
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Feb 24, 2018 03:18
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Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Weed
*smoke one joint* huh, honey BBQ sauce
*smoke another* spinal fluid?????
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Feb 25, 2018 07:55
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If I were a wizard I'd teach a dragon to light my blunts probably other tricks too but that would be first
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Feb 26, 2018 03:42
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“All right, Hufflepuff has nominated Chad for the Goblet of Fire Challenge- he’ll get one of four super powerful strains, real primo poo poo, and have to smoke four bowls of it before the other house’s reps do. Hopefully he’ll get the Chinese Fireball, cause that Norwegian poo poo will destroy you by the end of the second bowl no matter - wait where the gently caress is Chad?”
meanwhile in the kitchens
“Master Chad, you’ve smoked an entire ounce and eaten five pounds of pudding! Dobby doesn’t want to clean up that much vomit, sir!”
“You’re good people Dobbs - here take this, it’s my old underwear.”
“But this does not free me, it has to come from my master!”
“...Freeing?”
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Mar 1, 2018 14:28
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This is one of the best threads on God's green weed.
Hell you've inspired me to read it again
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Mar 22, 2018 04:57
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Haha classic
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