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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

10 joints to Gryffendor


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Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Harry, years after school and wishing to remember his Glory days pumps iron in the garage while Ginny watches their kid. He lights up a huge blunt and puts on a Weird Sisters album. "i used to be a big deal" he says aloud, to no one in particular.

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

Ollivanders wand shop, but for weed strains.

"Ah yes, this one. A very light sativa, called Gandolph's Delight - mild buzz, long lasting, smells nice"

*customer looks blankly at him*

"alright, not that one. Eh, how about a small pouch of HufflePuff Puff'n Stuff - hallucinogenic, bitter flavor... no no this won't do..."

he goes on like this for hours until he finds the one for you.

"one does not find a strain, the strain finds you" is just an excuse for him doddering around the shop recommending various kinds


Dr. Yinz Ljubljana

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Where do you keep your Womping Willow old timer?

Oh for that you go to those awful Weasley boys. Their smoke shop is the bane of my existence! Weasley's Wizard Wheezes indeed!


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