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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I saw one of my coworkers yesterday with his dog

“What’s his name?”

“Jebby, or Jeb”

“You mean like Jeb Bush?”

Rolls eyes “yea...”

Dunno what to make of that. It was a welsh terrier that helps

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jeb: Now watch this drive...

*swings club too fast, falls forward with momentum, keeps tripping for about 5 yards and falls into pond, alligator eats his glasses*

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

jeb(!) is a - Google Search

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
this gets me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

e: holy poo poo that was two years ago

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'



ˇJeb! will fix it!

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Jeb knows how to do work, like the time he stole the election for Dubya

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Best Giraffe posted:

ˇJeb! will fix it!

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




Why isn't there a Jeb! gang tag?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

this gets me every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

e: holy poo poo that was two years ago

Remember when DC Pundits thought that Jeb! would easily win the primary due to his track record of success and campaign contributions?

Instead we got Please Clap and DVD mailers.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Mythical Moderate posted:

Why isn't there a Jeb! gang tag?

he already has several emotes

:one::retrogames::bravo::downsbravo::golfclap::flaccid:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

One of my friends kept that Jeb! DVD mailer thing.

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

yo post it

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

etalian posted:

Remember when DC Pundits thought that Jeb! would easily win the primary due to his track record of success and campaign contributions?

Instead we got Please Clap and DVD mailers.

To be fair, most of us thought Jeb would win in a cakewalk back when his contenders were amorphous human-like candidate Ted Cruz, sleepy Ben Carson and fat reek.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j8Lev2UFJ8

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jib

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to (please) clap
As we take you through this Jeb! Bush rap

JB
Jeb! Bush

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to cuck some tail
His guacamole gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's a mess, a waste, and low energy too
He's the first member of the Jeb! Bush crew

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! Reform If Elected
-Ban Rotary Clubs

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
The Assassination of John Ellis Bush by the Coward Donald John Trump

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Mythical Moderate posted:

Why isn't there a Jeb! gang tag?

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Metal Cat posted:

The Assassination of John Ellis Bush by the Coward Donald John Trump

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Metal Cat posted:

The Assassination of Marco Rubio by the Coward Chris Christie

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Metal Cat posted:

The Assassination of John Ellis Bush by the Coward Donald John Trump

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

quote:

In the wake of Oprah mania, Joe Scarborough spent some time Tuesday bemoaning the lack of serious presidential candidates in the U.S. political system. In the process, the former GOP Congressman took a moment to extol the virtues of some lower-energy candidates, including Jeb Bush.

“Jeb was the best … governor and probably the best governing force I’ve ever come across in my life — extraordinary,” said the host of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe.” “He’s a bad candidate, well, he was a great governor and he would have been a great president.”

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
slow and steady wins the race war

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
The audience exploded into applause. Every person in the room jumped up and began to wildly clap, as if racing each other to see who could get to their feet the fastest. The applause was all to honor the dictator Jeb! Bush at a 2037 conference of the Communist Party in the United States.
But the big question soon became: Who would have the nerve to be the first person to stop clapping in honor of Comrade Jeb!? No one had the courage, so the clapping went on…and on…and on.

“The applause went on—six, seven, eight minutes! They were done for! Their goose was cooked! They couldn’t stop now till they collapsed with heart attacks! At the rear of the hall, which was crowded, they could of course cheat a bit, clap less frequently, less vigorously, not so eagerly…Nine minutes! Ten!…Insanity! To the last man!

With make-believe enthusiasm on their faces, looking at each other with faint hope, the district leaders were just going to go on and on applauding till they fell where they stood, till they were carried out of the hall on stretchers.”

At last, after eleven minutes of non-stop clapping, former President Donald Trump finally decided enough was enough. He stopped clapping and sat down—a miracle!

To a man, everyone else stopped dead and sat down.
That same night, Donald Trump was arrested and sent to prison for ten years. Authorities came up with some official reason for his sentence, but during his interrogation, he was told: “Don’t ever be the first to stop clapping!”

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


yo this is loving amazing

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

BONGHITZ posted:

yo this is loving amazing

this is great news




















































for JEB!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


BONGHITZ posted:

yo this is loving amazing

ok this other video b y that guy is pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKv4BEujFU

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


if jeb! was 40 years younger he’d be posting on 4chan about how trump is really cuckin the libs today.

reading things like that almost make me feel bad for him.

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


Jeb! go on the new PSA HBO show

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

really queer Christmas posted:

if jeb! was 40 years younger he’d be posting on 4chan about how trump is really cuckin the libs today.

reading things like that almost make me feel bad for him.

Jeb! would probably post in the anime forum.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The Duality of Jeb!

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oqdIvW1xLQ

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