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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! posted:

I believe in transparency and so I have some news to share with you all. After a long and studious search, I'm pleased to announce that my 2024 Vice Presidential running-mate will be Eddie Van gently caress!!

Save us jeb!

We promise to clap this time around...

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Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020

by Azathoth

king

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



no he tweeted a link to a wapo column about how cuba is bad

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1313430465441923073?s=20

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




I couldn't wait until 2024! gimme dat guac gangtag


etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Jeb! Wants the high speed internet just so he can stream shakira videos faster

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

etalian posted:

Jeb! Wants the high speed internet just so he can stream shakira videos faster

Shake those pings like you come from Columbia.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Jeb!, do better.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://i.imgur.com/JTasccA.mp4

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1318743071765483520?s=20

Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.
Please honk.

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
you know they say Joe is looking for a bipartisan cabinet

https://mobile.twitter.com/JebBush/status/1325133897781243908

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Sad!


https://mobile.twitter.com/JebBush/status/1330289506491248642

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

:sad:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Comrayn posted:

you know they say Joe is looking for a bipartisan cabinet

https://mobile.twitter.com/JebBush/status/1325133897781243908

Jeb! to be appointed to the new clapping preventing agency.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
what an absolute loving MESS

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1331697120047468547?s=20

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Jeb! backs down again. This is why he lost.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

Jeb! backs down again. This is why he lost.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! is safe now to provide snooze fests for future generations

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/1346451719228710912

Jeb!
Feb 3, 2016

My dad is the greatest man I've ever known and if you don't think so we can step outside.
Howdy, folks, it's me Jeb!

I sat down to figure out how much money I had to start "fixing things" (heh-heh). Ain't gonna brag, but here are the deets of my 2016 fundraising:

Right to Rise USA (SuperPAC): $121,695,224
Jeb 2016 (Campaign): $34,088,583
Millennials Rising: $55,154

TOTAL FUNDRAISING: $155,838,961

Someone on my campaign had the bright idea to send out iPads as political mailers (that bill was a whopper!) and that left me with $53,017. Now we subtract the bitcoin ransom required to unlock my email list and that leaves us with...

$3,017

Onward!

Jeb! has issued a correction as of 06:20 on Jan 20, 2021

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jeb! posted:

Howdy, folks, it's me Jeb!

I sat down to figure out how much money I had to start "fixing things" (heh-heh). Ain't gonna brag, but here are the deets of my 2016 fundraising:

Right to Rise USA (SuperPAC): $121,695,224
Jeb 2016 (Campaign): $34,088,583
Millennials Rising: $55,154

TOTAL FUNDRAISING: $155,838.961

Someone on my campaign had the bright idea to send out iPads as political mailers (that bill was a whopper!) and that left me with $53,017. Now we subtract the bitcoin ransom required to unlock my email list and that leaves us with...

$3,017

Onward!



Jazerus
May 24, 2011


im jebbin

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Here lies Jeb!, He never scored

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Only Jeb! can heal this country.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pawn 17 posted:

Only Jeb! can heal this country.

and we will clap when it happens...

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1356995680103849986?s=19

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


I hope Jeb wasn’t watching this super bowl since it had a clapping emoji.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


poor jeb

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

a total mess

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/NiceSheehan/status/1441503195843338249

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Does this mean that Jeb! is now living a van down by the river???

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Waiting for Jeb! to post a 1 star Google review:
https://www.cvs.com/store-locator/biddeford-me-pharmacies/384-elm-st-biddeford-me-04005/storeid=143

He visited and they didn't clap for him

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2StMltmaw

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



Love Stole the Day
Nov 4, 2012
Please give me free quality professional advice so I can be a baby about it and insult you

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Glad to find this thread. Go jeb crew!

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

titty_baby_ posted:

Glad to find this thread. Go jeb crew!

great Jeb! in the footage.

Glad are hero was alright after locking himself out his van.

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