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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Golden Bee posted:

Too late for a number?

you are also invited to join Team 26. the name of that team is "Team 26 is Dazzler unless somebody else cares then they can change it. i don't care"

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Team Maggott is open to our sentient digestive system using you as fuel for our superpowers.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Codependent Poster posted:

Team Cyclops will be down to the last 4 and then he's gonna do this to everyone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVmc5ZepdVs

BEHOLD!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Golden Bee posted:

Too late for a number?

You won't be official, but pick yourself a team and root for that girl/guy anyway!

Explosions
Apr 20, 2015



Team Jubilee in full effect.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:

Golden Bee posted:

Too late for a number?

You should join The Stupid Assholes.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Xerzes posted:

With the powers of..dying repeatedly; being stretchy and gay; a confusing fat-shaming metaphor; flying and then dying; being a door; dying repeatedly; having an actual fursona; mooching; and squirrels. Truly a land of contrasts.

Squirrel Girl is too good for that team hmmmm

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

RacistGuidingLight posted:

CarlCX I'm going to kick your fucken rear end

Are you not a Strong Guy fan, RGL

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Team strong guy aka team king of hell

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Manic_Misanthrope posted:

I dunno, that name doesn't speak well of our odds

One time he saved the marvel universe in a comic written by a goon so he's cool shut the gently caress up

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


In honor of the the last competitor to enter at #6, the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry, I hereby declare that Team #6 will be named after the strongest mutant on the team, Colossus.

Did you know that the only time anyone has entered at #6 and never once got eliminated was back in 2015 when Axelmania ran wild, brother!

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




MotU posted:

same, for boom-boom

Boom Boom will forever be the Nextwave version for me.

'splode.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

We really whiffed not naming Team 17 after Nightcrawler in honor of Worms :(

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Team 2...gonna be a long night

***end ax/smash promo from 1990***

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Kudos to whoever picked team 1's name. When your char hasn't appeared in a movie for a franchise that has 10 movies.... yeah. Hell even Marrow got in a marvel vs capcom game. Well, it was a fun wikipedia read.

How did noone pick The Blob? You can't move the blob.

Blaise330 fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Jan 28, 2018

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Lets go team Vinny Jones

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I've drawn BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK LEEEEEEEEESNAR and Baron Corbin in my two times playing this game so I'm expecting a dangerous threat to win who doesn't actually win.

motherbox
Jul 19, 2013

From Rumblemetrics: "And there are 14 entry spots to never produce a winner, so there’s a good potential for some first-time magic. (For the record, it’s entry positions 4, 6, 7, 9-12, 14-17, 20, 21 and 26). The ninth spot is perhaps the worst overall, with the best No. 9 ever being Big Boss Man in 2000, lasting 22:47, eliminating three opponents and being the 15th man eliminated, a long way from glory."

It's our year, 9. We're due.

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


I have toxx money to charity riding on this so let's go team 18, also my IRL friend is on team 19, and my wife is going to watch and we plugged 1-30 in a random number generator and she got 17. so the middle of the Rumble will be fun for us.

A Salty Affair
Oct 9, 2012

Im on team 11 and it's my lucky number but goddamn Gambit sucks

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

A Salty Affair posted:

Im on team 11 and it's my lucky number but goddamn Gambit sucks

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Liquid Communism posted:

Boom Boom will forever be the Nextwave version for me.

'splode.

well that's the best boom-boom so of course

Neurotic Roleplay
May 20, 2005

whoever wins, I'm going to have a great time watching the rumble matches

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Random.org gave me 21 so I'm unofficially joining Team Morph.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hey 21 that ain't bad. might be the winner, might be some old guy.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
The Stupid Assholes accept all comers.

tweet my meat fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Jan 28, 2018

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

is Gambit canonically at like Charlie Kelly's reading level or something

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

shiksa posted:

is Gambit canonically at like Charlie Kelly's reading level or something

he's just cajun

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Missed this but rooting for team 20, nobody cares about team 27, nobody!

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

shiksa posted:

hey 21 that ain't bad. might be the winner, might be some old guy.

No official winners but Bret Hart should have won the 97 Rumble from #21 :colbert:

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
TEAM MORPHH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



gently caress YEAH TEAM MARROW

Marrow is a semi-solid tissue which may be found within the spongy or cancellous portions of bones. In birds and mammals, bone marrow is the primary site of new blood cell production or hematopoiesis. It is composed of hematopoietic cells, marrow adipose tissue, and supportive stromal cells. On average, bone marrow constitutes 4% of the total body mass of humans; in an adult having 65 kilograms of mass (143 lb), bone marrow typically accounts for approximately 2.6 kilograms (5.7 lb). Human marrow produces approximately 500 billion blood cells per day, which join the systemic circulation via permeable vasculature sinusoids within the medullary cavity. All types of hematopoietic cells, including both myeloid and lymphoid lineages, are created in bone marrow; however, lymphoid cells must migrate to other lymphoid organs (e.g. thymus) in order to complete maturation

How the gently caress can anyone compare to that :smug:

Plus we've got 1992 winner Ric Flair on our side

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

A Salty Affair posted:

Im on team 11 and it's my lucky number but goddamn Gambit sucks
Look this is a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

shiksa posted:

is Gambit canonically at like Charlie Kelly's reading level or something

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
Team great number in the houuuuse 28 all day!

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Surprised nobody used Beast yet. He's big, and when he's hairy he kind of looks like a dog. You know who else is big, and is a dog? That's right, folks, Roman Reigns.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
and like roman reigns the beast loving sucks and is lame

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Whoops just checked into this and Team Warlock? Hell yeah! Selfriends we will win this!

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Aww man, 30? Guess I'm stuck with Steph and Roman/HHH. poo poo.

At least TTBF gave us a good name. Mystique is cool.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jan 28, 2018

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jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
Popping in to say as a member of Team 12, I’m all for Team Stupid rear end in a top hat.

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