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Meet Joe Kennedy, the shining star of the democratic party who definitely existed before 3-4 days ago. https://twitter.com/politico/status/957689813465026562 https://twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/956724729125199872 the grassroots excitement is real and totally exists!!!! https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/956733694093529088 https://twitter.com/CJPatruno/status/956871769868193792 who cares that he hates medicare and also legal weed, he's so handsome!!! https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956974757462749184 https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956719180002160640 2020 looking good!
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https://twitter.com/surfbordt/status/957707229913927680 https://twitter.com/tomangell/status/957646943798296577 https://twitter.com/JohnLockesKnife/status/957249822968434688 yeah he loving sucks
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Jan 28, 2018 22:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoUaJFH252w
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Jan 28, 2018 22:09
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he's garbage
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Jan 28, 2018 22:10
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Lawman 0 posted:he's garbage but can't you feel the heavily manufactured excitement in the air
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Jan 28, 2018 22:12
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Who?
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Jan 28, 2018 22:13
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logikv9 posted:Who? kennedy, that's a name you recognize right 2020 is on lock
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Jan 28, 2018 22:14
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Yinlock posted:but can't you feel the heavily manufactured excitement in the air yeah it reeks
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Jan 28, 2018 22:14
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so far he has successfully avoided planes, Dallas, Chappaquiddick, and Sirhan Sirhan.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:17
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like I said before, the Habsburg legend is catching up with thr Kennedys as this guy's face looks like five JFK masks worn simultaneously
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Jan 28, 2018 22:17
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The Puppet Master posted:so far he has successfully avoided planes, Dallas, Chappaquiddick, and Sirhan Sirhan. + winter sports, can't forget winter sports
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Jan 28, 2018 22:19
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So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3
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Jan 28, 2018 22:20
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Feldegast42 posted:So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3 there's no reports so far of him doing a shitload of drugs and loving everything so he needs some work to get to jfk's level
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Jan 28, 2018 22:21
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Feldegast42 posted:So was Kennedy actually in the House the whole time or was he edited into the simulation by our benevolent benefactors to see what JFK would do in TYOOT 3 bernstein bears
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Jan 28, 2018 22:22
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rabble rabble posted:bernstein bears please do not cast powerful spells in my thread
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Jan 28, 2018 22:23
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JFK was a bad president. He got nothing through Congress, his cabinet was full of Harvard shitheads that talked down to people, and he spent 95% of his time loving women besides his wife. He took the virginity of WH interns fresh out of high school, some in threesomes, and hosed Marilyn Monroe. He even hosed a KGB agent in a brothel. He did all of this while hooked on a mix of stimulants that would kill a race horse. His real accomplishment was pissing off the Soviets and the Cubans so bad it caused a showdown that almost ended the world. But man did he take good photographs.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:29
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he stockpiled so much political capital we got civil rights legislation? the trick is u have to get shot in the head to unleash the power I think
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Jan 28, 2018 22:32
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Supposedly he was Liz Warren's student but I don't think he was paying very close attention.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:34
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Lawman 0 posted:he's garbage All the Kennedys were/are garbage.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:35
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Rand alPaul posted:JFK was a bad president. He got nothing through Congress, his cabinet was full of Harvard shitheads that talked down to people, and he spent 95% of his time loving women besides his wife. He took the virginity of WH interns fresh out of high school, some in threesomes, and hosed Marilyn Monroe. He even hosed a KGB agent in a brothel. He did all of this while hooked on a mix of stimulants that would kill a race horse. the ideal democrat
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Jan 28, 2018 22:37
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My man has no eyebrows wtf
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Jan 28, 2018 22:46
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the great Hyannis Port bloodline, manse! 
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Jan 28, 2018 22:52
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Dude looks hecka weird, and seems to be a piece of poo poo he's running
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Jan 28, 2018 22:53
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this guy is like a little nugget of poop left behind after god flushed the rest of his family of turds down the toilet gently caress him
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Jan 28, 2018 22:54
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he looks like a wax figure of someone actually hot that melted in the sun
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Jan 28, 2018 22:55
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he will get to the primary and the kennedy curse will kick in as he gets twelve different diseases at once while driving around with a dead hooker in his car.
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Jan 28, 2018 22:56
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https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/957703825292517377?ref_src=twcamp%5Ecopy%7Ctwsrc%5Eandroid%7Ctwgr%5Ecopy%7Ctwcon%5E7090%7Ctwterm%5E0
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Jan 28, 2018 22:56
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the democrats just learned about forced memes
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Jan 28, 2018 22:58
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anime was right posted:he looks like a wax figure of someone actually hot that melted in the sun he's a conan obrien action figure someone put in a magic cupboard
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Jan 28, 2018 22:59
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the kennedys are never gonna give us up
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Jan 28, 2018 23:05
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vote for Chris Kennedy for governor of Illinois! wow!!
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Jan 28, 2018 23:07
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I don't trust a man who can't spend 5 minutes under the summer sun without bursting to flames.
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Jan 28, 2018 23:58
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I know we joked about Ossoff coming from a tube but I would like to revisit this theory considering eyebrows are a natural defense to protect your eyes from sunlight and if this Kennedy was developed in a tube, artificial lighting would have made eyebrows pointless
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Jan 29, 2018 00:45
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Horseshoe theory posted:All the Kennedys were/are garbage. Gonna go ahead and tell you to go gently caress yourself on this one. 
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Jan 29, 2018 00:46
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Pancakes posted:Gonna go ahead and tell you to go gently caress yourself on this one. Which was the good Kennedy??
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Jan 29, 2018 01:13
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Yinlock posted:https://twitter.com/lizfinger1/status/956719180002160640 Joe Kennedy the 3rd is shiny, like a Twilight vampire
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Jan 29, 2018 01:15
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Hope he delivers the response while rip roaring drunk which is extremely likely
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Jan 29, 2018 01:27
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rich republicans have declared class war on the planet and planning on drowning the coastline and retreating to fortified redoubts, and the democrats have the genius idea to use their own worthless failson to counteract this? they are entirely in on the plan
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Phobophilia posted:rich republicans have declared class war on the planet and planning on drowning the coastline and retreating to fortified redoubts, and the democrats have the genius idea to use their own worthless failson to counteract this? they are entirely in on the plan I feel like they drew straws for this.
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looks like the bad dem cloning vats accidentally cranked out a ginger.
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