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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
third time's a charm eh?

:gibs: :gibs:

:decorum:

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


bump_fn posted:

gently caress this guy at least barney frank was entertaining

nipples protruding

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

THIS GUY IS CATCHIN ON I TELL YA

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Joe!

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lord Kennedy. RISE.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I wonder if Kennedy will become a Jeb!like figure when he loses the primary

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
More like Joe Cucknnedy

https://twitter.com/Celentra/status/958064226043678721

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gently caress yessss

this should have been it to begin with

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:bernpop:

well thats what happens when you are independent :bernin:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


BERNIE!!!!!!!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/957942281172082688

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


a pretty good argument in his favor

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
You really can't blame Oswald for shooting JFK's giant loving noggin.

All of these Kennedys are just walking targets with their big juicy heads.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Rand alPaul posted:

JFK was a bad president. He got nothing through Congress, his cabinet was full of Harvard shitheads that talked down to people, and he spent 95% of his time loving women besides his wife. He took the virginity of WH interns fresh out of high school, some in threesomes, and hosed Marilyn Monroe. He even hosed a KGB agent in a brothel. He did all of this while hooked on a mix of stimulants that would kill a race horse.

His real accomplishment was pissing off the Soviets and the Cubans so bad it caused a showdown that almost ended the world. But man did he take good photographs.

Cuban missile crisis was JFK's fault he would have being thought of as an awful president if he wasn't shot

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Lightning Lord posted:

Why aren't LBJ's descendants politicians

vietnam tarnished his name pernemnantly

if not for vietnam he would be rated #2 best president of 20th century after FDR

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
Lee Harvey Oswald Cruz was trying to do us a favor

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Typo posted:

vietnam tarnished his name pernemnantly

if not for vietnam he would be rated #2 best president of 20th century after FDR

yeah, too bad he got mired in kennedys war

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Frijolero posted:

You really can't blame Oswald for shooting JFK's giant loving noggin.

All of these Kennedys are just walking targets with their big juicy heads.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lookit the loving melon on this guy




You could hit that sucker 100 yards away with a potato cannon.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Glamour's top ten most assassinateable politicians

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
*Obama voice* Let me be clear. We are not saying we will assassinate anyone, or that they should be assassinated. Yes, we all have a natural urge to do so when we look at that dome, but our natural urges must be tempered by self-control and law.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
JFK (Joe loving Kennedy)'s deep eye sockets and curly red hair make it look like his head is already exploding from a bullet through the face

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Frijolero posted:

You really can't blame Oswald for shooting JFK's giant loving noggin.

All of these Kennedys are just walking targets with their big juicy heads.

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/884055003672977408

oswald did nothing wrong

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Why go for the imitation when the real deal would be so much better?


- Gaffe-proof
- Flip-flop proof
- Assassin-proof

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
his head and jaw have been augmented by assassin-proof titanium plating, provided by our good friends at lockheed martin

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
@RealDonaldTrump

Joe K III was at Mar-a-lago, with its very beautiful women, begging me to teach him! His skin was peeling badly from winter sun. I said no!

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
what the gently caress is wrong with Joe Kennedy's face, did he fall into a vat of botox as a child or something

i'm not usually one to make fun of people's appearance, but the guy has a faker smile than the Zuckbot does

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

jBrereton posted:

@RealDonaldTrump

Joe K III was at Mar-a-lago, with its very beautiful women, begging me to teach him! His skin was peeling badly from winter sun. I said no!

Nothing but Respect for My President

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Joe Kennedy III has a lion in him!

... And by that I mean he looks exactly like Eric Stoltz in MASK.



E: Difference, of course, is that Rocky Dennis was cool.

The Unnamed One has issued a correction as of 23:23 on Jan 29, 2018

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
how many kennedys are there god drat

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



logikv9 posted:

how many kennedys are there god drat

:argh: irish

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
making them as fast as the universe can get rid of them

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I’m glad President bernie will abolish the Democrats in the spring of 2021

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Why do people like John F Kennedy so much? Not only did he get nothing done in Congress but he also almost blew up the world.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

punk rebel ecks posted:

Why do people like John F Kennedy so much? Not only did he get nothing done in Congress but he also almost blew up the world.

Because he was assassinated

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

punk rebel ecks posted:

Why do people like John F Kennedy so much? Not only did he get nothing done in Congress but he also almost blew up the world.

gave good speeches

young/good looking (when he died)

got shot

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Imagine the worship of Obama if he got assassinated.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
God imagine how Obama would be remembered if he'd been shot right at the start of his first term before he could disappoint anyone. He'd be considered our greatest president ever.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punk rebel ecks posted:

Why do people like John F Kennedy so much? Not only did he get nothing done in Congress but he also almost blew up the world.

he looked very presidential

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
honey fitz binch

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