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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

just read the glorious end of the last thread. what a hilarious way to start the day.

all hail the new tech bubble thread!

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 13:29

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:06

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

michael �tech� buble

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 16:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

not coming from me. I�m on vacation and I promised not to piss myself off with talk of such things.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 16:52

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I�m glad indiana is around because it gives michiganians somewhere to look down on.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 17:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

heh.

jeff ballzos.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 22:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

*hides in the supply closet and makes jerkoff motions for eight hours.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 22:57

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

turn your monitor on. lol.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 23:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

oh to be so innocent with eyes full of hope again instead of miserable and jaded

i vacillate between the two outlooks. best (worst) of both worlds.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 23:13

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

You Am I posted:

Hey, maybe one of the tunnel drillers might set off "The Big One"

more proof that he�s actually a super villain.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 23:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

in the not-too-distant future, the letters E L O will appear burnt onto the moon.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 23:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 23:37

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

Haitian creole?

actually it�s the game genie code that lets mario jump over the flag pole.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 02:06

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

fritz posted:

close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY

no excuse needed to post that.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 02:24

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

same. currently sitting at the teaching station cleaning up. students have no idea what i'm watching

having fun imagining one of those situations where the instructor doesn�t realize that their computer is still hooked up to the projector.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 02:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sagebrush posted:

i buy a lot of random motorcycle parts on ebay, because there's nowhere else you can go "yeah I need the passenger pegs from a 1992-1997 VFR750" and have any luck

also used tools -- lots of good things there

strange russian electronic devices

most recently a digital piano

basically, it's great for weird odds and ends that you can't find just anywhere and where it doesn't matter if they're used

same. it�s a drat handy place to find oddball stuff for my old kz.

# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 17:34

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Munkeymon posted:

in college I went to an Amazon presentation trying to get CS majors to apply and the guy straight up said they weren't automating fulfillment centers because they'd have to build capacity for the Xmas rush that would go unused most of the year so it was just cheaper to hire temps as part of his regular presentation with a slide deck and everything

it was pretty revealing at the time and has only become more so in hindsight

uh, pretty sure this guy was full of poo poo, because all robots have speed dials that you can crank up for short periods of time (e.g. christmas).

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 01:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

now I�m imagining a robot and its friend cramming boxes in their grills.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 01:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that�s exactly what happens and why they aren�t used here

cities already like to cut down the all-red phase too which is bad enough for it

mdot just installed a SPUI on my commute route. for the most part I absolutely love it and I�d like to see more them. that being said, i think someone hosed up the light timing, as people coming out of or crossing the SPUI moving east and then making a northward left hand movement onto the next surface street regularly run afoul of the through west bound green light.

i have an incredibly low opinion of other drivers, but even i refuse to believe that so many people would blow through a red light on a daily basis. that timing has to be off.

hope you enjoyed. that�s my traffic lights light story.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 03:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Krankenstyle posted:

id like to hear about these european countries

uk has them.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 03:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i was hoping someone would flame me for implying that the uk is a european country.

oh well.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

yeah, ukip/bnp types, i assumed. don�t think there�s anyone like that here in the �pos, but you never know what shaking the branches might turn up.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

vodkat posted:

I am failing to understand why this is stupid. Please explain your reasoning.

people see the intermediate yellow after the red cycle, and start going before the signal actually changes to green. kind of how a bad drag racer would.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Krankenstyle posted:

wait! obviously it goes yellow before it goes green

what the gently caress yall

tbf i havent drove a car since 2002 and i always jaywalk

people treat the intermediate green as a special early bird invitation to proceed through the intersection. the best drivers only need to apply.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:27

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Krankenstyle posted:

intermediate yellow?

oops. yeah. :blush:

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

gta 6 is gonna take place in 2013? wonder why.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:05

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

eschaton posted:

UK isn�t really a legitimate country

there�s England, independent Scotland, occupied Northern Ireland, occupied Wales, occupied Jersey and Man and so on, and of course occupied Cornwall

and las Malvinas son Argentinas

i used to like to be a pedant about the constituent states of The Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, but most people don�t give a poo poo, and just call it whatever, so i just kind of stopped.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

quaaaaad damaaaaaage!!!

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 16:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

i thought the tesla was now the car of choice for what used to be bmw assholes. not sure why you'd want to prevent them being incinerated in a chemical fire?

lol. i dig this silver lining thinking. very positive.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

eschaton posted:

UK out of Cornwall!

the cornish can take their lovely shin-kicking game with them.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 22:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

tap water�s a-ok!

# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 23:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

atomicthumbs posted:

the weird hosed up storage tunnel near fairfax that's full of fungus and poo poo

please dont talk about my goon cave itt.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 12:18

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

Great Lakes, great water.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

But what did the tap water taste like?

this should be the new �but did you get head?�

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:25

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

flakeloaf posted:

uber then yourself

(this is not a suicide request)

u wot m8?

President Beep fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Feb 5, 2018

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 18:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ArmZ posted:

qfb for account sharing with that guy whose name i can't remember but he got banned for posting about apple stock all the time

well, yeah. when stebe died i can only assume they perma�d his account.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 22:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

This burn is somewhat diminished by the fact you've actually quoted fishmech, though? Hth.

nice meltdown, fishmech.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 22:48

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

im in florida rn. it�s a bad place.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2018 22:53

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

but but but building more housing will just increase traffic

*totally blocks all housing infill, forcing increasingly larger numbers of workers to commute to the area in their cars*

get out of my head, charles!!!

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 02:04

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

shaggar confirmed as baby bear.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 15:56

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

but also we have areas less than 15 minutes away from my house still on well water and it doesn't make sense.

do these places have public water available and folks just haven�t hooked up, or are they out in the sticks somewhere?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2018 16:03

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