Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

unless they're shafted and fired by some dick head

Suspicious Dish posted:

face book is too big to fail

exploded mummy posted:

What the hell is brazil.txt?

President Beep posted:

if it’s been picked up by politico, then to me it’s getting mainstream attention that it shouldn’t be. it’s not the story itself, but the underlying social currents that let it bob to the surface.

Schadenboner posted:

The survey was before people started reading your posts, the canvas of the trash cans was after.

President Beep posted:

heltr skeltr

TimWinter posted:

Sadism and cruelty denote a focus on suffering, getting hit with an RPG is generally a fast way to go.

Sagebrush posted:

"Little Elon! what in HELL are you building?"
"Jeez! Shut UP uncle Dreyfuss!^†"
"What's...where's...how do I even begin to describe your glovebox/touchscreen situation?!"
"I don't know! How about by shutting up!"
"You couldn't make your car any more electric, so you made an electric latch for your glovebox! SAY IT!"
"Jeez! It's high tech! Shut UP!"
"How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest thing possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY!"
"I'm GOIN' TO MARS! I ain't NEVER comin' back!"

code:

Dear Diary,
Today I yelled at Little Elon
again. I guess I really lost my
cool this time, 'cause a little
while later this corporate PR
exec showed up to question me.
I could see her lacy bra
through her sheer blouse, and
pretty soon we were gettin' mad
-rutty.

fishmech posted:

Https is forbidden on ham radio

flakeloaf posted:

don't ask don't get

Pollyanna posted:

talk to me about the tech bubble

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

idle genitals are the devil's playthings

Krankenstyle posted:

i guess you mean instead of putting it in an apartheid bank? i suppose hiding your stacks of money in a safe would be less unethical than putting it in a bank that was run by members of the apartheid system

but heres another idea: they had so much cash they couldnt close their safe; thats a tony montana type problem. maybe if they just parted out the money to poor people instead that would be better

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I have no problem with mocking the personal problems of pompous assholes who are a net bad for society.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

yes.

otoh there are "biohacker" types who build their own version of these devices with the express purpose of running electrical current through their skull, then ask reddit why their scalp is burning. if dude was doing this then he's basically steve jobs using fruit to cure cancer

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Counterpoint: the guy is a scumbag

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Don't quote the guy who made it his mission to be my personal counselor, please.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I have taken your post under consideration, and I've decided that I will continue to make fun of the hosed up Facebook man who namedropped his personal relationship with the Zuck and also rubs magnets on his head for temporary relief of his bad brain symptoms.

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Yes, not giving a gently caress about an autistic SV oligarch is "falling off the wagon."

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I don't think the private medical insurer who brags about his adultery needs or merits your defense of him.

FamDav posted:

did I miss when we found out tori stepped out on his wife

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

your position at a pervasive company to make the world measurably worse for everyone.

rjmccall posted:

lol i hope someone knows here your real name so we can laugh when you eventually make the local news

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you think insurance companies are bad, just wait until you see what medical providers do!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I am going to continue to mock the Facebook man who defended their lovely unethical manipulative experiments while also rubbing magnets on his head to make the sadbrains go away, and you can't do anything about it.

qirex posted:

boys, boys, we're all amoral sellouts and dirtbags it doesn't matter which one is the worst

infernal machines posted:

why are y'all tryin' to shame tori? what, in his entire posting history, makes you think that will do anything?

how are you morons getting tori'd this hard for this long?

goddamn

FMguru posted:

the whole article is a pip

Blue Train posted:

How about to avoid expensive land prices we build floating hostels in the bay? This allows convenient access to the area while keeping prices down. Four cent coffins work and are very space efficient, I have drawn a rough sketch to prove the feasibility of the idea

TimWinter posted:

Alright it looks like no one empty quoted the your mom joke I shared on page 117, despite it being both clever and timely.

I'm disappointed but I think you guys can do better so let's shape up and really get posting

Captain Foo posted:

it's because you're a loving awful poster, probably a worse person, and should log off and get the hell out

lancemantis posted:

someone still operates a 747?

fritz posted:

'no it just means cheap', rjmccall getting push-back on his new .ly domain

Last Chance posted:

god loving drat it