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fart simpson posted:i read literally every post in that thread. lomarf.
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 11:43 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:10 |
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2018 15:46 |
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just fly to the airport... that’s what they’re for ya dingus!
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 22:31 |
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Bhodi posted:I'd let them give me $15/mo to track my smartphone usage, google is already slurping every wifi i see and my phone location anyway and I use precisely three apps on my phone - twitter, audiobook player, and google maps thats your own fault for using an ad-funded phone though
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 18:12 |
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2018 19:53 |
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political bullying of wrongthinkers is ok
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 02:20 |
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i dont even understand how your traffic lights are so hosed up that you give them thought its simple: - look at the perpendicular light & you know when its your light in 5 4 3 2
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 02:30 |
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Sagebrush posted:Lots of European countries have an extra yellow phase after red, before green, to let people get ready. It's incredibly stupid. America does traffic lights the right way. id like to hear about these european countries
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 03:48 |
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actually probably a lot do lol im just so used to looking at the other light & counting down
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:01 |
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President Beep posted:i was hoping someone would flame me for implying that the uk is a european country. only brits would give a poo poo lol
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:06 |
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wait! obviously it goes yellow before it goes green what the gently caress yall tbf i havent drove a car since 2002 and i always jaywalk
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 04:22 |
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President Beep posted:people treat the intermediate green as a special early bird invitation to proceed through the intersection. the best drivers only need to apply. intermediate yellow? but no, not here beause we have an effective traffic police
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 05:00 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:You live in the Scandanavia, right? yea we have bus lights here too. not in every crossing but the ones where it makes sense same with bus lanes, theyre there where it matters
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 06:35 |
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9-Volt Assault posted:This is wrong. Where i live it goes yellow before it goes red to warn you its about to turn red, so you can either speed up a bit to not have to suddenly break or to know its time to slow down. yes, here too. yellow means slow down & prepare for the change which can be green or red. 1232123212321 get it?
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 10:47 |
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lmao at yall being hard as gently caress for cohorts
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 08:46 |
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pisslord
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 10:50 |
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lets harness the power of their shitposts to create a fully AI-cooked meals on wheels app VC will be making it rain in no time
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 15:15 |
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facebook trying to machine translate a danish text from 1723 into english
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 15:57 |
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lancemantis posted:they machine learned danish is gibberish it literally is but this is next level lol
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 16:24 |
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it alternates between runs of - sorta ok translation - just the source text - repeating loops of some bit guess it gets stuck in a bad state repeatedly
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 16:26 |
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ate all the Oreos posted:my favorite part is when it repeated source words at the end yea i love that part btw, source text has linefeeds midsentence (for lining up with the handwritten lines) which ive noticed also fucks up googles translation. not that it makes a huge difference when the spelling and grammar is super archaic also source text is same as in this post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3749916&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=142#post480817799 e: lol nope, i removed the linefeeds in the facebook post so that aint even it
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 16:41 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:he's been getting angrier but he's wrong like 50% of the time also 50% wrong is batting way over the average for tech predictions or whatever you call what hes doing
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 17:03 |
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fits my needs posted:does this even loving matter to investor story time? since when did any real world poo poo matter to investor story time
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 17:19 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:Logan Paul got all his videos de-monetized because he decided tasing a dead rat was a good comeback i want a google ai to tase him, can we make this happen?
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 17:46 |
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Shifty Pony posted:google can't take any project to completion probably the smarter play tbh
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2018 18:00 |
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infernal machines posted:facebook is thirsty as gently caress tho
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 01:44 |
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PrBeep is right; phones were just like facebook i remember when i picked up the handset after a while, id got a series of rings & then id slam the receiver down but then i got my neighbor telling me to turn the music down. slam the receiver twice & its james asking where im at. slam it thrice, mom asking if im alright
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 01:49 |
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crabrock posted:if google scholar ever went away i would be sad. it's good at finding papers. google scholar has gotten shittier exponentially over a decade gently caress that id rather ask an actual librarian irl
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 02:56 |
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you know youre right id feel weird about asking the same librarian for stacks of local news for weeks on end. that librarian would thing like "wtf, that rear end in a top hat must be really into researching whatever bullshit"
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 03:06 |
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President Beep posted:yeah, that whole post was kind of dumb and exaggerated. i guess I’ll just say this, and hopefully end this lovely derail: in school i was always able to find what i needed without soliciting the help of a librarian. for hard-to-find stuff, I’m sure they can be helpful. and thus youve learnt that being clever in grade school does not translate to yospos
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 03:29 |
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crabrock posted:wait is there a librarian that will read hundreds of journal articles, critically analyze them to only give me the most relevant ~50 or so and then add them to a reference manager for me? cause if so then gently caress yeah I'll give up a tech-based approach to lit review 100% no there also isnt a googlebot neither so idk what the comparison would be
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 04:48 |
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crabrock posted:my point was that using something like google scholar to find shitloads of papers isn't what you'd use a librarian for, so equating the two is loving dumb. The critically analyze part was that you have to read a bunch of papers to know what the relevent ones are. I can't just go to a librarian and say "give me everything on forebrain ischemia" because that'd be literally thousands of articles, not that I think google does that for me. you can totally go ask for ischemia articles or books, and you can totally search for same if you just write ischemia into goog youll probably get "literally thousands" of articles. the librarian found thousands as well but filtered them into research/idiocy/etc and gave what you wanted no diff except you get to not speak to a person which is a huge plus imo
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 09:56 |
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i hate facebook but i dont understand how facebook kills comedy... both old & new media comedy has lost a lot of territory but not to facebook specifically, more to the internet in general. also Funny or Die was awesome 5 years ago but theyre newer than facebook so i dont think they can claim to be killed by them reiterate: death to fb
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 15:20 |
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lol i cant this, it talks about freakin homestar runner which was the poo poo if you were 20 years old 15 years ago. is the whole article just old dudes who cant figure out how to be funny online anymore
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 15:23 |
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President Beep posted:please stop making vague references to me.
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 15:26 |
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lancemantis posted:people love arxiv sci hub / libgen yo but gscholar linking citations is p practical
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2018 17:00 |
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Branch If Equalians
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 12:31 |
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infernal machines posted:noted bloodsucker peter theil is taking his ball and heading to LA, because evidently the bay is too progressive for him also LA has lots of fresh blood coming in weekly
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 20:26 |
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Sagebrush posted:i think qirex was the one who posted the original most-san-francisco thing overheard at the ferry building: "my doula makes the best kale chips" smh if you didnt key it
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2018 22:19 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:10 |
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:do feel free to take a break in positing possible future energy sources to enjoy the fact that solar with storage is in fact looking set to take over a large section of the market dont worry the world will go to poo poo anyway
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