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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/969007967302545408

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Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/969001917430009856

:allbuttons:

quote:

I was expelled the day after columbine because I thought it would be fun to wear a a duster to school.

Our weirdest trenchcoat goth kid that everyone was worried about at the time actually wound up murdering someone probably 5 years after graduating.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

DoktorLoken posted:


Our weirdest trenchcoat goth kid that everyone was worried about at the time actually wound up murdering someone probably 5 years after graduating.

Welp, at least everyone already knew he was weird. Got to learn to recognize crazy fucks when you see them.

I just went into the army and killed time.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
In a perfect world this would all help people realize that in political matters there are no permanent friends, only permanent interests & they'd shy away from the right-feeling but obviously ridiculous my team can do no wrong vs your team thing.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

Mister Sinewave posted:

In a perfect world this would all help people realize that in political matters there are no permanent friends, only permanent interests & they'd shy away from the right-feeling but obviously ridiculous my team can do no wrong vs your team thing.

I started editing The Long Telegram to replace Soviet references with Republican ones but it got too scary.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

I started editing The Long Telegram to replace Soviet references with Republican ones but it got too scary.

Post it or it never happened.

Also the conservative lady who got boo’d was on nyt ‘s daily and talked about how the GOP at CPAC is one step removed from fascism. And Anna Marie Cox was also there and came back in Pod Save America talking about how it’s changed from two years ago into a sea of Maga Pepes who are ready for the white ethnostate

Shits bad for real, don’t be scared, accept it

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/maddow/status/969023623355944960

Today has been crazy, we need a recap of everything that's transpired.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

DoktorLoken posted:

Today has been crazy, we need a recap of everything that's transpired.

400 days ago a cspam goon started a website for this.

It might not be What the gently caress just happened today because that site looks way more professional. But same idea.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
:lol: From that site, and something I didnt see mentioned here:

quote:

Hope Hicks told the House Intelligence Committee that she sometimes has to lie for Trump. After an extended conversation with her lawyers, however, the White House communications director insisted that she has never lied about matters related to Russian interference or possible collusion with Trump associates.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Also Sessions had dinner with Rod Rosenstein tonight. What a ridiculous day.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Not sure I understand the big deal about a guy having dinner with his deputy

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Not sure I understand the big deal about a guy having dinner with his deputy

No one has ever invited Loken to dinner. Especially not his boss.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Not sure I understand the big deal about a guy having dinner with his deputy

Basically trolling Trump.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



Duzzy Funlop posted:

Where are you seeing this?

It didn't rate a news article in English, apparently, but it's on the 569th (lol) Police Squadron facebook:

The 569th U.S. Forces Police Squadron responded to a request for assistance from German Polizei to reports of gun shots on the walkplatz adjacent to the K in Lautern mall. Initial reports indicate that there are no injuries and the suspect under the custody of Polizei. It is confirmed by the 569th USFPS that a starter pistol with blank ammunition was used. The situation is under control by Polizei.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Not sure I understand the big deal about a guy having dinner with his deputy

A someone had a private dinner with an unnamed fbi director and it turned out very well for both of them.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Oh my https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850491

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

I'm surprised there's nothing on the marine/ACLU atheist professor story yet

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

boop the snoot posted:

I don’t think a major international airline is able to just say “welp time to move our main hub” just like that. Enjoy subsidizing that as a taxpayer.

Didn't we just have a trillion dollar tax cut pass? Seems like they'd be in the best position in decades to do something like that

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
The best thing is that Georgia has been pushing to be this industrial haven on the east coast with all their efforts to attract industry.

Then they go and sign a punitive tax law against one of their oldest and largest companies for wrongthink.

I'm sure that nothing bad will happen from this.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Study finds that when 1/10th of 1 percent of all gun owners in the US are busy at NRA conventions, firearm-related injuries drop 20%.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

So 20% of gun injuries during non-convention times are caused by convention attendees? That math doesn’t even make sense, seems like they’d be extinct by now.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/TaraCopp/status/968989483453616128

edit:

https://twitter.com/APCentralRegion/status/968572352400326656

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Mar 1, 2018

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Not surprised that they're concerned. That law is gonna cost them a lot of money.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Not sure I understand the big deal about a guy having dinner with his deputy

Wasn't just Sessions and Rosenstein.

https://twitter.com/axios/status/969021486144065536?s=19

So you have the #1, #2, and #3 at DOJ (solicitor general is #3 because there's nobody else confirmed or they quit) all at a high-end restaurant, where they knew there would be reporters, under the bullshit reason of discussing the president's agenda?

Sessionsworld is concerned that Trump isn't just mad on the internet again like usual. All of his comfort blanket people are either leaving or on their last legs while his "best people" keep piling up lovely headlines.

He also calls Sessions Mr. Magoo and Rosenstein Mr. Peepers.

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Best Friends posted:

Lmao, every large corporation that moved or is planning to move to GA has some MBA dweebs right now creating a PowerPoint titled "Incremental Adverse Risk in Georgia"

It owns when republican legislators never got the memo that they're the business party

Georgia may be a solidly red state, but it's got internal fighting between the Jesus branch and the big business branch, which so far has been the main thing stopping them from turning the state into a redneck Taliban

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
The first strike in the war of North America has been launched

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/969193883237220352

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan/status/969193257090633729

:rolleyes: Wonder if they invented invisible rockets with no detectable launch plumes too.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
When Meliana first came to the US, she did so under the EB-1 visa program, usually reserved for Oscar-winning actors and academic researchers.

How she qualified for this, we don't know.

quote:

In 2000, Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model dating Donald Trump, began petitioning the government for the right to permanently reside in the United States under a program reserved for people with “extraordinary ability.”

Knauss’s credentials included runway shows in Europe, a Camel cigarette billboard ad in Times Square and — in her biggest job at the time — a spot in the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, which featured her on the beach in a string bikini, hugging a six-foot inflatable whale.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.1426b0d20eee

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



“extraordinary ability”

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Hot Karl Marx posted:

The first strike in the war of North America has been launched

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/969193883237220352

the most canada attack possible

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





CommieGIR posted:

with no detectable launch plumes too.

In college I got drunk once and started doing the math for launching rockets with magnets on bar napkins for a while before realizing I was trying to invent metal gear.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

boop the snoot posted:

the most canada attack possible

Complete with "Sorry aboot that"

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

dubzee posted:

“extraordinary ability”



Looks like a real doll.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender

BigDave posted:

When Meliana first came to the US, she did so under the EB-1 visa program, usually reserved for Oscar-winning actors and academic researchers.

How she qualified for this, we don't know.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.1426b0d20eee

She would have had to qualify in three of ten categories including...

Receipt of international lesser prizes.

Evidence of published material in trade magazines.

Been asked to judge the work of others.

Evidence your work has been shown at a display or showcase.

Commercial success for your performance.

https://www.uscis.gov/working-united-states/permanent-workers/employment-based-immigration-first-preference-eb-1

Technically I don't know what she did to do it, but probably did photo shoots in Europe and got paid for them and then someone who paid for them published them. 'extraordinary ability' clause met.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Hey so what the gently caress are these nuclear powered ICBMs that StrongVlad is talking about now? Is this the cyka blyat version of project Pluto?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

MA-Horus posted:

Hey so what the gently caress are these nuclear powered ICBMs that StrongVlad is talking about now? Is this the cyka blyat version of project Pluto?

Basically. Russia is going full bore 1950s American Nuclear Weapons program, complete with Cobalt bombs and nuclear powered cruise missiles.

The undersea nuclear UAVs are supposedly armed with cobalt bombs to render any area hit uninhabitable.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Mar 1, 2018

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Yeah basically.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


In reference to Hope Hicks:
:byewhore:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
:siren: :siren:

https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/969219259955019777?s=21

:siren: :siren:

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He'd better not loving ruin this

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