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piL
Sep 20, 2007
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Taco Defender
True journalism.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
That guy either still is a lurker goon or at least was a goon at one point, fwiw.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Never meet your heroes

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Somebody send him the comic with the genie.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Sgt Chowdown probably molested at least three women after that photo was taken.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

GoGoGadget posted:

Sgt Chowdown probably molested at least three women after that photo was taken.

While it was being taken.

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



I saw an AAFES ad recently with what I am 95% sure was an older, retired Sgt Chowdown.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Assuming you could somehow eat that hotdog in that pose, I'm certain that an NCO would interrupt you and say that you're eating all retarded and knock it off.

tacopie
Apr 29, 2009

Prop Wash posted:

I saw an AAFES ad recently with what I am 95% sure was an older, retired Sgt Chowdown.

I did as well.

The Pi dude
Oct 19, 2013
Buglord

GoGoGadget posted:

Sgt Chowdown probably molested at least three women after that photo was taken.

Three women and one dog.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

:pray:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
college republicans just cant stop self owning

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/969034183887769601

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

mlmp08 posted:

That guy either still is a lurker goon or at least was a goon at one point, fwiw.

Watch it be Smoke Crack or Blue Squares.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Watch it be Smoke Crack or Blue Squares.

Rrail

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Does rrail still post in the reddit version of gip that he created and wanted us all to join in on?

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/Joshua_Pollack/status/969025137227026432

I won't get nervous till we start mobilizing and evacuating civilians from S. Korea, but stories like this getting leaked sure aren't making me optimistic.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
He’s dead iirc.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

He always looks and sounds to me like he has the brain power of a chicken that had a particularly nasty stroke. I think it's the constant slack-jawed look and using whatever key word he was told for the day over and over.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/USDOL/status/969230828579540992

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Irony is dead

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

He’s dead iirc.

Is he really dead

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Is he really dead

He showed up in the irc last time GiP shut down so I don't know what makes people think that

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
He’s dead. Source: my colon

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Hell yeah the video came out

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/969265215589306368?s=19

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Gosh, I wonder which side is which. The Trump security surely aren't the gigantic mafia enforcer looking people.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So a guy sends a bunch of powder letters to public figures and they say

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/969286631088885760?s=19

Why the long face?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vasudus posted:

Assuming you could somehow eat that hotdog in that pose, I'm certain that an NCO would interrupt you and say that you're eating all retarded and knock it off.

lmao. i was just thinking that it would be hard as gently caress to eat a hot dog like that

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


You fucks better stop talking about our lord and saviour like that.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Has no one realized it's March?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

GoGoGadget posted:

Has no one realized it's March?

Trump was elected on a leap year, and therefore all years heretoforth will be considered leap years.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

GoGoGadget posted:

Has no one realized it's March?

Institutionalized monthly schedules for no real reason are a helluva hard habit to break.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

psydude posted:

Trump was elected on a leap year, and therefore all years heretoforth will be considered leap years.

The greatest leap forward!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850681

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


facialimpediment posted:

So a guy sends a bunch of powder letters to public figures and they say

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/969286631088885760?s=19

Why the long face?

barnacle jim has fallen on hard times

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007
https://mobile.twitter.com/ATFHQ/status/968894880155095041

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

So a guy sends a bunch of powder letters to public figures and they say

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/969286631088885760?s=19

Why the long face?

Haha that's awesome, loving Beverly.txt kid.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Jarmak posted:

Haha that's awesome, loving Beverly.txt kid.

GOLD COAST BABY, GOLD COAST (endicott is kinda nice tho)

Jarmak
Jan 24, 2005

BUG JUG posted:

GOLD COAST BABY, GOLD COAST (endicott is kinda nice tho)

127 out to Gloucester is my go to quick motorcycle ride for lunch

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I can't think of anything that could possibly create more of a cringey clusterfuck.

https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/969300010683850752?s=19

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Lol Trump tanked the loving market with this tariff poo poo

Again

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