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Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
I'm thinking of becoming a prepper. Things I should get include these things:

gun
knife
hatchet
flashlight

any other recommendations?

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amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
katana

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
food
shelter
clothing

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Rain gear: umbrella, raincoat with hood, rain boots.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Good neighbors
Good fences (see above)

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
beer

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
tactical antimatter warheads

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
tequila

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
women

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

dick suckin lips

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice
Real answer: some of Jim bakkers slop buckets

https://youtu.be/ezENqnD_yGg

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

- hella bullets for gun

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

- hella bullets for gun

seems like .22 lr is the best option then, anything else is too heavy

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

those are expensive

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
weed n puss

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Little bracelet that turns into a rope

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the first 7 seasons of the office on dvd.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

a rockin cabooty

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Twat McTwatterson posted:

seems like .22 lr is the best option then, anything else is too heavy

. 223 or at least. 22 magnum I think but some gun nerd will tell me that I'm wrong I'm sure.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Box of porn. :unsmith:

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Food, water and internet. I understand you can download the internet to a floppy disk.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

motherfucker how the gently caress am i going to carry a box of porn in my bug out bag? like jesus dude lets be realistic i cant be carrying around loving porno mags in a goddamn survival situation retard

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

Twat McTwatterson posted:

motherfucker how the gently caress am i going to carry a box of porn in my bug out bag? like jesus dude lets be realistic i cant be carrying around loving porno mags in a goddamn survival situation retard

Porn will be the new currency. You'll be poor without it.

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

i'll just visualize your mom in my mind

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Twat McTwatterson posted:

motherfucker how the gently caress am i going to carry a box of porn in my bug out bag? like jesus dude lets be realistic i cant be carrying around loving porno mags in a goddamn survival situation retard

I recommend individually laminated glossies for better durability and easier trading

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Twat McTwatterson posted:

i'll just visualize your mom in my mind

Great now im blind in my third eye

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
In fact everyone should laminate their porn right now

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Knitted Yoshi Amiibo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Twat McTwatterson posted:

motherfucker how the gently caress am i going to carry a box of porn in my bug out bag? like jesus dude lets be realistic i cant be carrying around loving porno mags in a goddamn survival situation retard

You bury it by a waypoint and put a beacon on it idiot. :colbert:

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Twat McTwatterson posted:

seems like .22 lr is the best option then, anything else is too heavy

I have a little full auto .22 attached to the keymod rail on my shtf rifle. The idea is that you use .22 for suppressing fire, and then 7.62 for kill shots

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
A fleshlight

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

gold bitcoin

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
When the world is crawling with feculant porcine mutants there is going to be nothing to jack off to. Porn will be worth more than it’s weight in gold.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
A rubber glove.

It is like having five condoms in one package.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

chickens

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

a bunch of these so that the post-apocalyptic marauders that capture you and loot your belongings know you weren't a racist

e: also maybe you can trade them for things? i dunno they're shiny so people would probably attach a small amount of value to them at least

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
a case of faberge eggs would be a good idea

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
A gently caress off big castle. in scotland.
lasers.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

- hella bullets for gun

Actually you only need one

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Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

EorayMel posted:

A rubber glove.

It is like having five condoms in one package.

Perfect for my five knobends.

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