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Hustle Hound posted:buy civilian MREs, it’s like soylent but for conservatives prepping for a walking dead scenario buy soylent and laugh as the warlord that steals them from you gets 400% more heavy metals per meal than legally permissible
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cordite is going to be worth more than gold after things go down, which is why i've filled my entire basement with it
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LMFAO that no one has said self-suck salve yet. Some of you have become so wrapped up in Cabella's tacti-cool bullshit that you have forgotten the most basic of essentials.
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Prav posted:buy soylent and laugh as the warlord that steals them from you gets 400% more heavy metals per meal than legally permissible the warlord is already getting plenty of heavy metals from their alex jones powders
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A boat seaworthy enough to sail to Norway. We need to get to that big seed vault to bring back weed.
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I think if you had a box of lighters or a magnifying glass or some flint and steel you could rebuild society in a few thousand years tbh. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I think if you had a box of lighters or a magnifying glass or some flint and steel you could rebuild society in a few thousand years tbh. I've seen people make a fire hot enough to fire clay in a matter hours. Fire starting isn't a problem if you're the right kind of nerd.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I have a little full auto .22 attached to the keymod rail on my shtf rifle. The idea is that you use .22 for suppressing fire, and then 7.62 for kill shots Instead of spending your life being inferior to a kid with a knife that finds you when you're sleeping maybe you could learn a second or third language
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staberind posted:A whistle only autists hear. But that's this thread
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Instead of spending your life being inferior to a kid with a knife that finds you when you're sleeping maybe you could learn a second or third language I don't sleep and already speak 8 languages. Also i own lots of knives that kid has no chance
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Good neighbors this is a very unexpected reference and i appreciate it
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:When the world is crawling with feculant porcine mutants there is going to be nothing to jack off to. Porn will be worth more than it’s weight in gold. My dude. Some of us are into feculant porcine mutants. We have a meet and greet scheduled downtown on the 5th, you should come. the keynote speaker is your mom
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As someone who lives in a second floor apartment, I am unable to turn my cellar into a bunker (the people living on the first floor got mad when I dug through their ceiling). I did, however, buy a 600-tablet bottle of Benedryl, so I'll get to be the doctor, right? I can see how nerds get sucked into prepper nonsense. Some of the stuff available these days is legitimately cool, not just tacticool. Nor is it like the 1950s, when all you could get was dehydrated water and some canned beans. If you think you will have enough warning, you could get a small RV and a big truck to pull it. "Oh, I'm going to visit some National Parks this summer!" . . . and you could put lots of your fleshlights in it, since this is SA.
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Gay Weed Dad posted:LMFAO that no one has said self-suck salve yet. Some of you have become so wrapped up in Cabella's tacti-cool bullshit that you have forgotten the most basic of essentials. if i could self-suck i wouldnt be in this thread
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I have a multi tool, a decent folding knife and some Paracord. I may as well be a GI Joe guy ask me anything about how I will run roughshod over my enemies and live forever after the bombs drop/plague gets here.
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Medicine to deal with common infections Fire starter Cold weather clothing Marlin 1895 lever action rifle with a 2x scope Solar panels and a phone loaded up with every episode of Ultimate Surrender porn.
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If PUBG has taught me anything, its that I just need a gun and the ability to kill the others that have prepared better than me. I think I'll still have to bring my own fleshlight, though. although... 
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Rad-daddio posted:although... if you mount it the other way around you can have the recoil do the work for you
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Ruggan posted:My dude. Some of us are into feculant porcine mutants. We have a meet and greet scheduled downtown on the 5th, you should come. Aw drat ya know I got something going on that night. And what’s up with the keynote speaker did you’re dad have to cancel?
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Prav posted:if you mount it the other way around you can have the recoil do the work for you Alternatively, give your enemies a happy ending
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Have I made a post about pooping in a bucket yet, I always post about pooping in a bucket itt (in these threads)
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I think we're all forgetting the most important gear: the will to survive and a persistent spirit of hope
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i never go anywhere without my SURVIVE CO Credit Card Axe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9doxaDzkQBE
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All of this talk of impractical firearm nonsense has me looking at black powder rifles... TFR here i go!
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Prav posted:if you mount it the other way around you can have the recoil do the work for you It's the new pelvic-fire bump stock!
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Reduce your humanity as much as possible beforehand so when the time comes to make tough decisions you can go full on Thunderdome with very little nightmares about the monster you have become.
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amusinginquiry posted:I think we're all forgetting the most important gear: lost that years ago
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naem posted:lost that years ago rip
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I, for one, have dehumanized myself and faced to bloodshed
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Anyone got a link to a goon survivalist ask/tell thread? Read this thread looking for serious suggestions but people are being wacky and suggesting strange things. Could gbs be recreated in a fashion via ham radio if the internet goes down?
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My real survivalist plan is to just hope the initial blast kills me
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null posted:Anyone got a link to a goon survivalist ask/tell thread? Read this thread looking for serious suggestions but people are being wacky and suggesting strange things. Could gbs be recreated in a fashion via ham radio if the internet goes down? Motherfucker if you think a good flashlight is "wacky" then you're already dead!
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