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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/960348691465932800

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:32

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:13

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

Someone get me EDP's reaction ASAP.

He's literally there in person. He's probably going to finally get laid tbh.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:33

Arzakon: Nov 24, 2002; "I hereby retire from Mafia"
Please turbo me if you catch me in a game.

fartknocker posted:

Someone get me EDP's reaction ASAP.

He is at the game so the reaction is probably going to be all of us reading about an obese man dying at the game of pure mainlined joy

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:34

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

SamuraiFoochs posted:

He's literally there in person. He's probably going to finally get laid tbh.

https://twitter.com/EDP445/status/955634069198594049

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:34

Criminal Minded: Jan 4, 2005; Spring break forever

Tom Brady�s goodnight kiss to his son tonight will be cold and distant

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:34

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:35

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Lmao gently caress youuuuuuuuu

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente...90%7Ctwterm%5E1

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:36

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Lmao gently caress youuuuuuuuu

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente...90%7Ctwterm%5E1

I am trying to hunt down the one after the kc loss

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:36

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Criminal Minded posted:

Tom Brady�s goodnight kiss to his son tonight will be cold and distant

Tom Brady made a faustian pact for eternal youth but in return he had to get pantsed in a superbowl by Nick Foles

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:37

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am trying to hunt down the one after the kc loss

Imagine crying about a regular season game

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:38

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

before he thought it would all be worth it but now the dire reality is taking hold

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:39

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Hot Diggity! posted:

Imagine crying about a regular season game

Because it was t shirt day!!!!! *eternal qq*

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:39

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

iospace posted:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:41

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Revoke all the previous Titles

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:41

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

Kalli posted:

Oh well, they'll probably win next year.

Nope. Its over.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:41

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

God bless the Philadelphia Eagles.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:43

Mr. Funktastic: Dec 27, 2012; College Slice

gently caress the pats, gently caress belichick, gently caress brady retire bitch

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:43

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

ALLAHU AKBAR

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:43

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

I'm Glad The Patriots Lost

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:43

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:43

Hit Man: Mar 6, 2008; I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Lmao

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:44

razorscooter: Nov 5, 2008

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:44

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

I�m laughing at our defense that�s for sure.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:46

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

corn on the cop posted:

the difference maker

I had the same thought too.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:46

FistEnergy: Nov 3, 2000; DAY CREW: WORKING HARD; Fun Shoe

I am, indeed, lmaoing

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:48

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:49

Freaquency: May 10, 2007; "Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I am extremely down with this outcome.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:51

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/960351740527771648

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:51

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am trying to hunt down the one after the kc loss

Hell, I wonder if this helps or hurts the Vikings fans cope with their loss.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:52

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Kalli posted:

Oh well, they'll probably win next year.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:52

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

the very angry patriots postgame show

https://tunein.com/985thesportshub/

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:52

Master Stur: Jun 13, 2008; chasin' tail

lmao brady is a bitchmade son kisser

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:53

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/960357872579284993

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:53

Chalupa Picada: Jan 13, 2009

Vertical Lime posted:

the very angry patriots postgame show

https://tunein.com/985thesportshub/

WEEI stream is just talking about how good the game was, i need to hear fan tears stat

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:54

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

We cheer for PHILLY over you my god just think about that

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:55

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/nfl_memes/status/960357872579284993

Funny but kind of insulting to Foles, who actually played awesome in a Super Bowl, tbh

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:55

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Orally consume my manparts, Pats. :siren:

Want to go first, Gronk? I know you're the party boy.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:55

Super Jay Mann: Nov 6, 2008

Hey Brady

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:57

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Yasser Arafatwa posted:

WEEI stream is just talking about how good the game was, i need to hear fan tears stat

Yea it's unfair that this loss had to come from a genuinely great game, because all the non bonkers fans are just being normal human beings and going 'aw sucks we didn't get it but hey hell of a game right' and I'm not here for respectful acknowledgement of the sport we all enjoy I'm here for meltdowns damnit.

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:57

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# ? May 6, 2024 06:13

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Eat my entire rear end, Tom Brady

All of it

# ? Feb 5, 2018 04:57

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