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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Now that Brady has had is poo poo kicked in, he can retire and go play Brock Lesnar in the XFL for his butt buddy.

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Kiger_Soze
Feb 1, 2005
Have there been any good good "my husband can't throw the ball and catch the ball" jokes?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Nick Foles come to Pittsburgh so we can lose rumple stiltsrapist

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Nick Foles come to Pittsburgh so we can lose rumple stiltsrapist

As a person who enjoys the taste of Steelers fan tears, I approve of this post as Cool and Good

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Sensei...I have failed you...

*hands slowly deflate with high pitched whoosh*

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Mel Mudkiper posted:

rumple stiltsrapist

If you mods probate Mel for this post on the grounds of the Rivals.com rule, you are forever on my poo poo list.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

imagine not already being Mad At The Mods

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Tom Brady retire binch you're old and can't even catch a pass

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Alright, here is a next level take

Could Wentz have won?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Alright, here is a next level take

Could Wentz have won?

If Wentz was playing I think Tom and Bill and Matt and Josh would have all retired by halftime.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Alright, here is a next level take

Could Wentz have won?

i say no

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Alright, here is a next level take

Could Wentz have won?

Pretty sure Ryan Mallett could have won against this defense.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Mel Mudkiper posted:

Alright, here is a next level take

Could Wentz have won?

Wentz would have rushed for 200 yards

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
so hey, have fun with that awesome new head coach, Lions fans

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Eric the Mauve posted:

so hey, have fun with that awesome new head coach, Lions fans

Eh we're used to it




:smith:

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Frank Viola posted:

Ground flooring the GOAT de-throne thread.

But Foles won...?

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Kawalimus was right

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What is this poo poo we gonna have a water is wet thread next? We gonna have a common knowledge thread next?

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010

bigmcgaffney posted:

Big Dick Nick

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Yes.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Nick Foles has won a superbowl and was MVP

Just let that soak in for a bit

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/JerryFalwellJr/status/960353008625373185

Foles is currently an online graduate student at Liberty University, earning his master's degree in divinity.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Foles went to loving Liberty?

Oh gently caress that makes me even more miserable

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Foles went to loving Liberty?

Oh gently caress that makes me even more miserable

currently goes apparently

"Foles, a backup QB who got called up this season, has been open about his alternate career plans, telling reporters he might like to be a high school pastor."

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Foles went to loving Liberty?

Oh gently caress that makes me even more miserable

No, he's taking online courses from them currently

e: half the Eagles team has a superchristian thing going on, lots of coaches/players credit God but Pederson went out of his way to actually say OLASJC

e2: Probably going to sign Tebow to replace Foles as the backup next year :whatup:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Foles went to loving Liberty?

Oh gently caress that makes me even more miserable

your QB and owner are nazi sympathizers and you are getting all qq because a dude is getting an online degree in bible

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
what is a high school pastor wtf

anyway the Lord clearly sent his servant to rebut the dynasty of satan

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Zyla posted:

currently goes apparently

"Foles, a backup QB who got called up this season, has been open about his alternate career plans, telling reporters he might like to be a high school pastor."

https://twitter.com/JoeGiglioSports...pagenumber%3D12

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mel Mudkiper posted:

your QB and owner are nazi sympathizers and you are getting all qq because a dude is getting an online degree in bible

you should check what falwell believes in

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


at the end of the day, it does not change the fact that foles is better than brady at the game of football

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/OH_STANLEY_/status/875031640116015112

Look at the date.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Zyla posted:

you should check what falwell believes in

He believes in Nick Foles, bitch

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


not bad

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/ESPNStatsInfo/status/960359120489582592

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Mel Mudkiper posted:

He believes in Nick Foles, bitch

:thurman:

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

the best part in all of this is that you just know noted autist Tom Brady won't even think that he's a 5 time SB winner with a supermodel wife and will keep getting mad about this loss until who knows when

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

:eyepop:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
So Foles is going to be the second QB ever to win the Super Bowl and play for a different team the next season, after Dilfer, right?

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


i had to laugh, when you're owned you just gotta take it

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mystic Stylez posted:

the best part in all of this is that you just know noted autist Tom Brady won't even think that he's a 5 time SB winner with a supermodel wife and will keep getting mad about this loss until who knows when

thats what makes him great, every loss is a personal affront to his reality

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