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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


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Don't sign you're postits

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Yeah that site is basically what SA would look like if everybody signed their posts.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I don't give a poo poo if it is a security risk I'm signing into porn gibberish SA and posting there from now on instead.

Is it actually possible to log in and post?

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I've been giggling like a stupid madman at my desk for the past hour, this thing is amazing.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


The r/relationship thread got way more complicated:







Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
what if this is just like a portal to an alternate dimension where everyone is horny AF all the time to the point that they have like porno tourettes

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Palpek posted:

The r/relationship thread got way more complicated:









eh, seems roughly the same to me :shrug:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Ignoring the porn bit for a moment, I don't really get what is going on here

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Phlegmish posted:

Ignoring the porn bit for a moment, I don't really get what is going on here

the father is a dipshit who is going to steal his daughter’s newborn’s identity for fraud (loans etc)

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

OldAlias posted:

the father is a dipshit who is going to steal his daughter’s newborn’s identity for fraud (loans etc)

:murder:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Dr Cheeto posted:

Let's hop on down to Games' monthly chat thread and see what's getting released this month!


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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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Palpek posted:

Yeah that site is basically what SA would look like if everybody signed their posts.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


myDad posted:

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This is hollywood calling we want to make your movie.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I don't give a poo poo if it is a security risk I'm signing into porn gibberish SA and posting there from now on instead.

Good luck on the other side man, we'll miss you.

Has somebody alerted Lowtax to this phenomenon? I'd be interested to hear his take. OTOH he might shut it down...

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

timp posted:

Good luck on the other side man, we'll miss you.

Has somebody alerted Lowtax to this phenomenon? I'd be interested to hear his take. OTOH he might shut it down...

It's using an account to load the forums that could be banned

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

It's using an account to load the forums that could be banned
Is it not just loading the publically viewable forums? It doesn't show forums like FYAD or QCS.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
valuable work, OP.

I'm in a public place and I don't trust a site with this angle. what are on my posts

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

It's using an account to load the forums that could be banned

It's just the public forums. He could block the IP, I guess.

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

corn in the bible posted:

It's just the public forums. He could block the IP, I guess.
If he could find it. There's no way to identify which IP out of the tens of thousands that hit the site daily. Even if he could, they could just proxy.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

If he could find it. There's no way to identify which IP out of the tens of thousands that hit the site daily. Even if he could, they could just proxy.
It's probably the one that accessed the site orders of magnitude more times than normal.

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's probably the one that accessed the site orders of magnitude more times than normal.
I imagine the site doesn't fetch from SA until a user requests it, so it might not be orders of magnitude greater. You're right though, could still probably track it down

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

I imagine the site doesn't fetch from SA until a user requests it, so it might not be orders of magnitude greater. You're right though, could still probably track it down

Depends on if they cache or not - google certainly indexed the site so it's accessed them at some point. Then again, maybe they mirrored it in a way similar to google and thus we won't be able to tell it from google.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Sounds like we need an internet detective

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


SniperWoreConverse posted:

Sounds like we need an internet dick

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Great news!


The internet is full of dick!

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

chitoryu12 posted:

Is it actually possible to log in and post?

Yeah just click the "female teacher sex stories" link and it takes you to the porned-up login page

mods don't ban me I didn't actually give them my sweet sweet login data

Kerro
Nov 3, 2002

Did you marry a man who married the sea? He looks right through you to the distant grey - calling, calling..

Palpek posted:

The r/relationship thread got way more complicated:

I like this one:

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


corn in the bible posted:

SEO means Search Engine Optimization. Sometimes it's just including as many keywords for what you do as possible, so even though you sell "shoes" someone looking for "clogs" will find it. Other times you'd put fake words in to fool the engine.

Websites used to embed buzzwords invisibly on the site so that, regardless of what you searched for, search engines would pick it up and show you the site. The idea was that you'd search for George Clooney Tits and get a Chinese shoe site and think, yeah, I guess I do also need shoes. Sold. Or vice versa.

As search engines improved, and also people used them less it became less of a thing. I don't know what the point of this site is, though; if it actually linked to porn then I'd think it was meant to pull in people looking for... Let's Plays, maybe? But it doesn't seem to actually sell you things or have ads anywhere. That's why I thought maybe a virus or JS exploit makes more sense.

It's possible that if you go there on an XP machine then an activex program will destroy your computer. Who knows?

It could be that it might get traffic on Google due to the unique content (because the paywall bounces around), and people might link to it.

Assuming it links out to porn sites or shows porn ads.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

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Oct 30, 2007

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:laffo:

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Dec 14, 2010

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

It could be that it might get traffic on Google due to the unique content (because the paywall bounces around), and people might link to it.

Assuming it links out to porn sites or shows porn ads.

Yeah, except it does neither of those things. That's why it's weird!

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
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corn in the bible posted:

Yeah, except it does neither of those things. That's why it's weird!

I have no idea why it exists, it's fricking weird.

Only thing I can think of is they'd eventually add those things.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



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