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I ended racism by posting in this thread. Then I left the thread and started it again, with Morlocks and Ferengis etc
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I think you actually really like them and don't know how to express your affection in a healthy way.
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I support ending racism, but I'm still gonna judge people based on what I think they have in their pockets at the time
Right on, brother! I'm sick of those chapstick-packing n'er-do-wells stealing our jobs and tempting our women with their soft, smooth, supple lips. My kid comes home from school spouting obscene street slang from those guys with the cigarettes rolled up in their sleeves, when I asked him where he learned to talk like that he told me to "fuggedaboudit" and gave me both barrels of his finger guns.
Now that we've ended racism for good, it's about time we did something about these sickos just wandering about willy-nilly with god knows what in their pockets and not a care in the world. I'm not a busybody, but when what's in their pockets starts affecting my boy and MY country you'd better believe it's my business. Not in my backyard, mr survival rations in your cargo jorts.
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Right on, brother! I'm sick of those chapstick-packing n'er-do-wells stealing our jobs and tempting our women with their soft, smooth, supple lips. My kid comes home from school spouting obscene street slang from those guys with the cigarettes rolled up in their sleeves, when I asked him where he learned to talk like that he told me to "fuggedaboudit" and gave me both barrels of his finger guns.
Now that we've ended racism for good, it's about time we did something about these sickos just wandering about willy-nilly with god knows what in their pockets and not a care in the world. I'm not a busybody, but when what's in their pockets starts affecting my boy and MY country you'd better believe it's my business. Not in my backyard, mr survival rations in your cargo jorts.
I'm with you 100%, sometimes you see a dude walkin down the street and you can just tell he's probably got a condom in there or maybe he's got a handwritten note in there about calling his mom on her birthday that is coming up. Not in my neighborhood, condom boy, penetrative sex is for procreation only not to indulge your base human desires, and if it's the note about his mom, then take your thoughtful rear end on out of my neighborhood because you can't use my phone cuz I'm playing a match 3 phone game on it at the moment and my battery is fuckin low.
     
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I did it. I posted. So is it over?
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I ended racism by posting in this thread. Then I left the thread and started it again, with Morlocks and Ferengis etc
This will be what ends racism. The human race will realize it's pretty boring and repetitive to hate other humans, and will instead seek out vast, fertile new frontiers of racism against fictional races. Actually, we'll probably need to do so, to prepare for being ready to hate any alien species we might encounter if we ever get seriously spaceward.
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Oh hell I'm late to this thread. Did I already miss it? Did I miss Racism, or is there still some left for me to end? Did anyone save me some racism?
im sure theres lots despite what this thread wiped out in mere minutes, but its all bottled up somewhere. thats fine tho racism is better when aged in dim cellars, in neat rows
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I don't want this thread to end racism. I want the credit for ending it all to myself!
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*runs through the finishing line* The racism is over!
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Feb 8, 2018 23:44
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[the climax of Watchmen but with this thread and racism]
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Feb 9, 2018 00:14
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I did it. I posted. So is it over?
Yes
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im sure theres lots despite what this thread wiped out in mere minutes, but its all bottled up somewhere. thats fine tho racism is better when aged in dim cellars, in neat rows
Umm, I think you're thinking of old peasant superstitions there, pally. And you are correct, it's one of God's little apple miracles that the crazy flavor of "black cats are the familiars of witches and must be burned alive in an Easter bonfire!" mellows out to a more smooth, palatable, and only subtly irrational and stupid "a black cat crossing your path is bad luck!" flavor.
But yeah, while there is still racism, it's all in American and ex-Soviet military labs for research purposes. Along with smallpox and the last disco dancer. I'm pretty sure none of those will never get back out of those places to run wild, though!
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In a future that knows no racism, Equality 1488 discovers a tunnel underground filled with David Allan Coe records and little statues of a black kid eating a watermelon
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Feb 9, 2018 01:32
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Yeah, keep dreaming Marty.
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Yeah, keep dreaming Marty.
This is a job for DOers
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Don't know if this is working guys, comedy central just aired a chappelle show re-run where he wore white face
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Feb 9, 2018 03:49
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Now that racism isn't any more, what should we eradicate next?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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freeform jazz music
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That definitely needs to be ended.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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guys check out my homebrew d20 supplement in which I assign stat modifiers to real-world races
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Feb 9, 2018 16:06
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Get da eff atta ere!
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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I didn't see any racism today so I think this is working!
I've been sitting alone in my office all day so maybe that has something to do with it?
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And he wept, for he had no worlds left to conquer.
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a big "no thank you" to racism
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Lording it over MLK Jr because of how much better we are at ending racism than him
His problem was, he wasn't willing to work for it like we are
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By the way, I think racism is good and always have, and every time you end it, I reach in a big sack and pull some more out for people to use
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Feb 14, 2018 11:05
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if we can get the database to do that glitch where the thread perpetually has unread replies it will be functionally equivalent to infinite new posts and racism will be over
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Feb 14, 2018 11:12
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Yes!! I shall post here and end racism for good. I always knew I'd play a big role in ending racism for good, and now it seems my time is finally here: my time to post my way to a better society and into the history books. It feels good to actually fix one of these big social problems for once. Can't lie, I'm pretty proud that I got the chance to post in this thread, thereby ending racism forever. Not the race inspired sort of pride though (obviously), but rather the pride that comes from knowing your work has helped improve the world.
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I'm doing my part!
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