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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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The Swedish women’s team looks like a Pokemon evolution chart. Basic, 1st stage, 2nd stage, Mega Evolution!

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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USA is geting smoked right now, being behind 4-0 after having the hammer twice is depressing af

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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DC Murderverse posted:

USA is geting smoked right now, being behind 4-0 after having the hammer twice is depressing af

but not as bad as being down 7-0 after three ends

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Shuster is the Brett Favre of Curling

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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literal inches

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Nov 10, 2016

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Bankok posted:

The Killer Librarian.

she's the one that's a former figure skater too, right?

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Time To Curl For The Wurld

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Nov 10, 2016

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Saint Freak posted:

John Shuster got so mad at a missed shot against Norway that he spilled his drink all over himself and had to go and steal his coach's pants in order to finish the game. The deep and sordid backstory of Team USA.

it's amazing that this guy is gonna have the same medal as one of those russian skating robots

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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that wasn't the worst fuckup in the world, but it's not a great start.

gotta get a couple here to match now

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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USA BITCHES

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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holy poo poo we can break this thing wide the gently caress open right here

don't schuster this up now

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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HELL drat YEAH

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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that's basically it right? From here we can just take out every single swedish stone and let them get one or two at most and win this MF

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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they look like a plumbers union that just won a game of darts at the bar

god bless our blue-collar gold-medal winners

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Nov 10, 2016

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CubsWoo posted:

Is this like in other sports where you're supposed to boo the commissioner

i don't know if it will be but i can guarantee you booing people from the IOC is never a wrong decision.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Mage_Boy posted:

Team Rejects win Gold is the best story.

Especially after losing four of the first five, beating Our Most Hated Curling Rivals twice, and finishing the job against a bunch of very handsome Swedish men.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Look Around You posted:

why are they all in coats

uh, winter, duh

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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Duluth, MN is about to be visited by Mr. T.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

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i have never felt so patriotic

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Nov 10, 2016

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Solkanar512 posted:

So Danny McBride is playing Matt Hamilton in the eventual movie, right?

he's too old. Hamilton is the baby of the team.

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