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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I bought this game on launch on 360, played it for about a year, and then got rid of my console and games. Just bought the game again now that I have a Steam deck, and I'm sitting here wondering why the gently caress Lester is consistently calling me about some poo poo I haven't done. :wtc:

I'm actually glad it's a bug and not something that I just wasn't paying attention to.

I cannot for the life of me remember how to make money online anymore. Can't even afford a cab ride. I'll look it all, but man, it's good to be back.

Actually, didn't originally the game start with you showing up at the airport? Is that not a thing anymore?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Otacon posted:

Welcome back to Los Santos! The Lester thing is definitely a glitch and it'll go away in a few days once it gets patched. Take a look at this image to avoid some of the pain:



If you join the Goon Theft Auto Discord we'll be happy to make sure you start making some serious cash. We've got some nice guides for getting yourself to self-sustaining millionaire status as well. Check the link in my post above and stop by the 'gta-active' channel and just say you're new and we'll throw some heist payouts at you.

Also hope to see you on the 31st! You might be our first Steam Deck player and I'd be super interested to know how it goes!

Thanks for this! I figured it out, I somehow had almost 1mil in the bank, but no actual change for a cab ride. Welp.

I went to do some random job, but ended up getting paired up with someone who was either level 8000 (is that possible?) or their emblem where your level is displayed said 8000. Anyway, we made over 50k, stealing and delivering cars, and an RV. I even shot a few people with my handgun.

I remember owning an apartment when I played before and that level of RP-ing, for lack of a better term, is extremely my poo poo, so I went and spent almost 90% of my money on a penthouse. I love it so much.

Anyway, then I went and spent 50k+ on clothing. Went to the casino, played some roulette... I have missed this game so much. My eyes are tired, but tomorrow, it's golf, tennis, and darts!

I may join you on the 31st, but I'm also involved in the Dogpit Jam (goon run) livestream, so I might not be able to make it. I'll definitely catch it next time regardless.

Edit: I know I'll be all up in crazy poo poo later, but right now, this is such a good "walking around a city and doing menial things" sim. I love it, all over again.

I really have to buy myself a car.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 12:48 on Mar 18, 2023

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Eregos posted:

R* really needs to make 'allow passengers' a separate vehicle setting from vehicle control. Then could could select <crew>, <friends> etc for driving control and passengers separately. Having to kick everyone out of your vehicle to fix it all the time sucks.

I don't understand what you mean (haven't had any passengers yet), can you explain?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Oh, I get it. Yeah, I was doing a Simian mission with a highly leveled random the other day. He was driving mostly, but one time, I accidentally got into the car first and immediately realized my mistake. Got out and he took over, and then I got back in.

It'd be nice if I could either pick passenger from the get go, or the driving of that specific car at that specific time was limited to him.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Baron von Eevl posted:

I thought that too and them I wondered if that was the joke and I'd just never realized it.

Just a typo, but :lol: at that pic.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Powershift posted:

I would just like to inform you that the new car is good



Holy poo poo. What's this one callrd?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Baron von Eevl posted:

I believe it's limited time only. If you want it better hurry up.

gently caress, I'm broke. Gotta hustle, then. Where, specifically, do I buy it? Online?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Baron von Eevl posted:

The Southern San Andreas Super Autos page from your phone in-game. Beware though, while it looks very cool it's also very very slow, has terrible brakes and poor handling, and is prone to oversteer. The wiki compares it to the Tornado but slower. I think there's also some poo poo where the camera is super far back when you're driving it for some reason.

Forgive me, I'm still kind of new to this, but couldn't you tune it up to the point where it doesn't drive like garbage?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

It looks so much like the 60s batmobile :allears:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hey, do different cars get different custom options? I really haven't delved deep into customizing cars, I've only done it twice or so. I realize it's likely not going to be anywhere near Forza's editor/custom shop, but do I ever get to put decals together? Put specific paint features on specific areas?

I at least get to put my crew's emblem on cars, right? Is that certain ones, or any car I customize?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Powershift posted:

most cars have a primary color and a secondary color in one specific pattern per car, and some cars have car-specific liveries. Most parts you can change such as air dams and side skirts let you choose whether you want it to be the primary color or secondary color

You can't put paint or stickers exactly where you want, the crew emblem can be put on any car in one specific place that isn't always great, it's usually very small.

Ok, cool, thanks for the info. Not bad.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Has anyone here played this game enough to have memorized their way around without using GPS? I don't mean for jobs, but like in a 'oh, I just left my apartment, and want to go golfing...' sort of way.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Ok, so I mostly play online solo, but will eventually be joined by my wife and friends. Until then, am I stupid for even attempting to source 3 crates at once for my warehouse? Because after fighting for my life, I'll manage to get 2 crates back, and have virtually no time to get the third. "Oh, hey, drive halfway across the map to get the last crate and bring it back. Btw, you now have 2 minutes. Good luck!"

Fffffffffffffff...

Also, holy loving gently caress do I hate bikers who show up while I'm trying to run supplies back even for my MC bar. gently caress you, gently caress you, gently caress you.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Baron von Eevl posted:



edit do these in invite only sessions so people don't ruin your day

Oh, this is something I learned REAL quick, but thanks, for that and the rest of the info. I keep forgetting about the CEO missions.

gently caress, last night, I ended up calling in the buzzard twice at $25k per call, just to get my loving crates.

At that point, I was losing money on the whole venture, but it was the principle of the thing, goddammit.

But yeah, I'll do gunrunning and the sightseeing missions. Never did gunrunning, but I've done sightseeing, and enjoyed it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

So, after playing it solo for about two weeks, my wife and two of our friends finally joined me in GTA Online last night.

I'm sure most if not all of you know what I mean when I describe it as multiplayer gaming nirvana. It was like pure-strain fun at its most elemental level and I don't think I've ever laughed as hard, at least not in a very long time.

"Hey, drop me off at the top of this super tall building. I'm gonna jump off and parachute down; it'll be cool!" - I said this before realizing that the lower 2 floors were significantly wider than the roof, and ragdoll'd accordingly as they all watched from the chopper.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

madeintaipei posted:

"Land the chopper on that building, please. I wanna jump off it."

*exits helicopter and runs directly into tail rotor*

Good times!

My first mistake was not realizing I couldn't rappel from the co-pilot chair. BAMF, I thud'd onto the roof, but I was ok!

And I survived subsequent thuds down the upper side of the building. I did eventually manage to jump off from a spot that seemed to be on the furthest edge of the building, and it was neat.

Then my pilot friend tried to see if he could clip me with the tail rotor blade.

He could.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I know I was advised not to bother with triple crate sourcing but I gave it another shot with 2 more people, and it was beautiful. It was the sunken ship one, and my wife and our friend were on air support with a buzzard while I set the satchel charges and picked up the stuff underwater. By the time I was done, the enemies were all dead. I climbed up to a rock rather than go all the way to shore and they were actually able to pick me up.

The teamwork aspect in this game is A+

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I haven't done them yet, but I think with the heists, you can set everyone's percentage of the profits. Can I do that with ceo stuff? I was selling acid and thought we were all going to get a big payout, but nope, just me.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

mp5 posted:

No, CEO Assistants always get paid next to nothing

Well, fuckin nuts to that, then.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

So, if I want to make sure the 4 of us get huge equal payouts, we should do heists, correct?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

FFT posted:

Yup. Not perfectly equal due to setup costs, but definitely moreso than CEO jobs

I don't mind pulling acid delivery jobs to make up for my investment into the heists. I'm big on everyone getting an equal share and was not happy whatsoever when I asked "Hey, did everyone else get $115k just now?", and getting the response "try $11.5k".

Which, to their credit, they were happy with but I certainly wasn't. Plus it'll only be a matter of time before <12k is effectively nothing to them.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Yeah, I've summoned the buzzard a few times for us to get into major shenanigans. Great stuff! I'm looking to eventually buy it or a similarly armed one so I don't have to keep paying the fee to basically rent it.

I'm getting conflicting reports online; with the iFruit app gone, is there no way to customize license plates until Rockstar adds that functionality to their website?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Baron von Eevl posted:

This is extremely optimistic.

Oh, I know. I'm at least glad that at least so far for me, it's only something like this.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

mp5 posted:

The Original & Doomsday Heists are a lot more trouble than they're worth to do more than once. Very different design sensibilities from the new stuff, the setup missions can take a while (they were designed to be tedious slogs to incentivize Shark Cards).

If you want to get yourself and your friends paid with Heist-related content, focus on the Diamond Casino and Cayo Perico. Those two can be done with flexible numbers of players, and only require quick in-lobby preps that are even faster once you're familiar with them.

This is likely what we'll do, once we fully recover from "we need to do as much bullshit as possible!" mode.

Our little tradition now is log on, maybe clothes shop but at least change, head to the casino, play some blackjack, and then head back to one of our places and decide our first Stupid Activity.

Aside from that, we did some VIP work, which was great. Looking forward to doing more of that. Mostly sightseer so far, but what's everyone's favourite VIP mission?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm oddly taking a real liking to Dax and his crew. I didn't think I would but if anyone hurts Luchadora, :black101:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Turmoilx posted:

my gta addiction was short lasted, spammers/modders really helped a lot with that gotta thank them.

I see this a lot, people talking about spammers and modders, but I have to ask you and anyone else who talks about them... Why don't you play on an invite-only server?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Turmoilx posted:

still got spammed by bounty messages and game crashes but yeah thats how i did play mostly

Weird, I've never seen those (bounty message spam) outside of those couple moments where I'm in a public lobby before I switch to closed.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Mar 30, 2023

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

A) I'm joining in on the next goon night
2) I'm going to be putting that video on while I'm working this week. Thanks so much for capturing it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm not even sure I know what it (pearlescent) means. Is it when you have those cloudy swirls on a colour?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Part of me is waffling on buying the mobile control centre, but I already have an upgraded Acid Lab (coloured white and red, called The Zednought because :canada:), so my huge, slow armoured vehicle itch is sufficiently scratched.

I own property, so I don't really need the accommodations it provides... Any other reason to get it? I just barely have enough so it's not like I'm able to throw money away.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Thanks for the answers. I'm not entirely sold on it, but I likely would be if I wasn't using the acid lab to barrel through my troubles.

I definitely want to eventually get an Opressor mk II, so I'll look into.... whatever vehicle houses and reloads that. I can't remember the names yet. The kosatka is the sub, the acid lab is a modified Brickade 6x6, and then there's the terror-something, which is likely what I'm talking about.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Just did the casino heist for the first time. Whew! We did the costumed approach, failed A BUNCH and had to watch and rewatch TGG's coverage of it all.

My god, the feeling of accomplishment.

I realize that that heist and Cayo Perico are the tops, but I'm still looking forward to doing them all.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

madeintaipei posted:

Oh! Last week's auto discounts and Acid Lab sell boosts are still active. That's $502,000 per Acid sell.

Not so at least for me. Full stock and upgrade, I top out around $336k.

Edit: I might be misremembering the exact number, but it's definitely not over $400k

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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https://twitter.com/RStarUniverse/status/1646277831859503105?t=f5X3fP_HeJi-nFuXX2dT1Q&s=19

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


I am likely the only person to actually be kinda happy about that, maybe. See, I'm buying and using stuff as my wealth increases, as one does. I don't tend to save up enough to have wildly more money than something I even remotely want.

Because of this, I think the only things I'll want at that stage of easily having 8 mil on hand would be the Kosatka, which I'd buy first anyway, the yacht because :smug: and now the mk2. It's like they moved if further down the line for me, and I'm good with that.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Acid lab supremacy :black101:

Just loving TRY to stop it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

And handles like poo poo around corners.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Turkey Farts posted:

I found that it handles similarly to an F1 car, meaning that you have to take corners at a slightly higher speed than you're normally comfortable with in order to maintain downforce. Suddenly braking in order to approach a corner at a polite speed makes it understeer like a pig

I'll try that, thanks!

Also, I won the revolter last night :toot:

~$450k later, it's alllllll set.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Bought the Kosatka! Looking forward to Cayo-Perico-ing over and over.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I'm slowly building up my nightclub empire; got 5 technicians sourcing 5 businesses (coke, cash, meth, crates, and bunker), and I'll have the other two businesses purchased soon enough. Then I'll expand my storage to the max. And that full warehouse sale will be so sweet. I always play in a group of three other people, so we're regularly all in on everyone's business delivery mission, getting 10% to help, and getting the three person backup team when you're the one selling.

Also, I love the Kosatka. It's almost entirely cumbersome to move, but the idea of having this huge Russian sub is just fantastic.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Apr 30, 2023

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