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"garsh , guess you should have considered the consequences of consumer culture writ large , hyuck!" Goofy showed no mercy as he executed another member of the Sons of Anakin.
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Didn't this happen in an issue of Judge Dredd
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Feb 14, 2018 15:13
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If there isn't one named Stitch's Bitches there should be.
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Feb 14, 2018 15:22
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Mr. Toad's Wild Riders
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Feb 14, 2018 15:33
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My cousin works for Disneyland and it’s very cult like and weird. I’m not visiting there again tbh
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Feb 14, 2018 15:51
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I wouldn’t want to work as basically a handler for a girl in a princess costume all day dealing with fat angry moms getting paid peanuts and staying in a ghetto looking apartment outside the gate. Nah
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the entire idea of Disneyland depresses me , it's like everything wrong with America in one concentrated mess : worship of royalty and fake princesses, buying passes to skip the prole lines , even more advanced passes to skip those lines ? Huge confusing sprawl , children on leashes , people with no personality so they latched onto DIsNEYYYY, and it's in Florida ...
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Actually Disney is fun if you're not a miserable human being with a huge stick up your rear end.
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Milo and POTUS posted:lol wait really There's at least Club 33, previously mentioned, which is the only place that serves alcohol in the Magic Kingdom. Supposedly that's where Walt would wine and dine his celebrity guests. Plus legend has it there were animatronic animal heads mounted on the walls and he'd schlub out his pool of voice actors to entertain the guests through them live. Also, there's a very small restaurant at the top of the castle--it has like, 2 tables, has a personal five-star chef that bases his menu on the diners' likes and allergies and stuff, and is pretty much constantly booked. Unless I'm mistaken there's also a super swank hotel room up there also constantly booked.
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Choco1980 posted:There's at least Club 33, previously mentioned, which is the only place that serves alcohol in the Magic Kingdom. Supposedly that's where Walt would wine and dine his celebrity guests. Plus legend has it there were animatronic animal heads mounted on the walls and he'd schlub out his pool of voice actors to entertain the guests through them live. Also, there's a very small restaurant at the top of the castle--it has like, 2 tables, has a personal five-star chef that bases his menu on the diners' likes and allergies and stuff, and is pretty much constantly booked. Unless I'm mistaken there's also a super swank hotel room up there also constantly booked. Lol
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Feb 14, 2018 18:27
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Jose Oquendo posted:Actually Disney is fun if you're not a miserable human being with a huge stick up your rear end.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Mr. Toad's Wild Riders lmao
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Testikles posted:The part that gets me the most is the lightsaber is required by some members. It isn't a privilege you have over other members, they treat their toy swords as a responsibility. I can only imagine the hysterics if one of them lost their lightsaber. Before we go to the rollercoaster park, make sure you strap on some poo poo you can't take on a rollercoaster.
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GIRL BRAINS posted:Didn't this happen in an issue of Judge Dredd 
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Not sure why anyone would choose Disneyland over like Magic Mountain. I mean, one has boring rear end rides and the other has fun poo poo. (Disneyland has the boring rides btw)
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Feb 14, 2018 21:13
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i did ecstasy at 6 flags i recommend it
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i want to call these gangs the gayest poo poo ever but this is all straight people this is worse than those loving rockabillies who still try to rumble, even though theyre 50 years old and british and have a ruined lumbar from carrying a loving double bass all around london this is some poo poo for het up chubby dorks who want to be fuckin tough guys but in the lamest, safest context ever. you just know theyre loving intolerable about protocol. its like those motorcycle clubs that are just for mall cops.
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Choco1980 posted:Also, there's a very small restaurant at the top of the castle--it has like, 2 tables, has a personal five-star chef that bases his menu on the diners' likes and allergies and stuff, and is pretty much constantly booked. Cool. I can finally eat 2 whole hot n readys while minnie serenades me and chip and dale fight to the death for my pleasure. I know theyre dudes in costumes, but the blood is real.
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Jose Oquendo posted:Actually Disney is fun if you're not a miserable human being with a huge stick up your rear end.
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All of this goes to show that Humanity was a mistake. Also, I wonder if this guy is part of the Goof Troop Gaybois.
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Pelosi de Bundi posted:the entire idea of Disneyland depresses me , it's like everything wrong with America in one concentrated mess : worship of royalty and fake princesses, buying passes to skip the prole lines , even more advanced passes to skip those lines ? Huge confusing sprawl , children on leashes , people with no personality so they latched onto DIsNEYYYY, and it's in Florida ... I can't even imagine what kind of weirdos Disney World attracts.
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Feb 17, 2018 00:47
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Man, Kingdom Hearts 3 is taking a weird turn.
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I just got back from my first ever trip to Disney World, and honestly it was just ok. I’m not sure i would go back again. Old people in mobility scooters are the absolute worst.
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remigious posted:I just got back from my first ever trip to Disney World, and honestly it was just ok. I’m not sure i would go back again. Old people in mobility scooters are the absolute worst. You described Florida quite well.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:Disneyworld was fun when I was a kid but I'm not jazzed about the idea as an adult (with no kids). I would be extremely weirded out by a grown man going to disney that wasn't a dad/granddad.
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Cursed Earth was a great storyline.
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I did a FB search for the club on the back of that vest just to see. Noped right out of that poo poo. 
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You think this is the biggest loser thing you could possibly do at the Disneyland park but it’s not, there are guys who have giant catalogs of them taking photos with the princesses, like thousands of photos that they carry around with them in the park
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spacetoaster posted:I did a FB search for the club on the back of that vest just to see. Part of me hopes they rejected him, part of me thinks they deserve him.
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Do it ironically posted:You think this is the biggest loser thing you could possibly do at the Disneyland park but it’s not, there are guys who have giant catalogs of them taking photos with the princesses, like thousands of photos that they carry around with them in the park And behind each of them a savage trio of princess pimps: Bibbity, Bobbity and Unknown.
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I wish I liked anything as much as these people like Disney.
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Do it ironically posted:You think this is the biggest loser thing you could possibly do at the Disneyland park but it’s not, there are guys who have giant catalogs of them taking photos with the princesses, like thousands of photos that they carry around with them in the park Why do they carry the photos around? Do they get them signed? Do they carry around printers?
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:the entire idea of Disneyland depresses me , it's like everything wrong with America in one concentrated mess : worship of royalty and fake princesses, buying passes to skip the prole lines , even more advanced passes to skip those lines ? Huge confusing sprawl , children on leashes , people with no personality so they latched onto DIsNEYYYY, and it's in Florida ... There is much iron in your words. However, that light show they do at the castle at night is very, very impressive. The rat is a clever bastard. Jubs posted:You described Florida quite well. I dunno. The beaches are hard to beat. Never drove my car right up onto the beach & as long as you were cool, you could get your drink on. Palm trees everywhere. Every house I went to had a in-ground pool. All the guns I could possibly want. gently caress, last time I went, I actually ate gator. Would have it again. GORILLA BASTARD fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Mar 7, 2018 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Actually Disney is fun if you're not a miserable human being with a huge stick up your rear end. this. i am jaded lefty and i love disney world. it was my childhood, plus it has star wars/marvel there now.
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Milo and POTUS posted:i bet goofy is hung as gently caress gangly dumb weirdos are always packing mad heat ime
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Dapper_Swindler posted:this. i am jaded lefty and i love disney world. it was my childhood, plus it has star wars/marvel there now. Give Star Wars/Marvel some time. They just got them. Universal Studios park has a death grip on the Marvel rides.
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Jubs posted:Why do they carry the photos around? Do they get them signed? Do they carry around printers? The one older guy who showed me his, while I was waiting with my kid to see the princesses said he took photos then printed them off and brought those new ones next time in his container. Basically said he loved showing the girls he knew them all or I guess creep out people like me, made sure my kids didn’t get too close
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